Ice cream vans

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TurboFan

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120 posts

127 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Just an observation, but here in west London all the ice cream vans seem to be all clapped out bangers with loads of soot coming out from the exhausts.

Even whilst growing up, all I seen to remember is all of them being old and battered.

Anyone else share the same experience?

Ice cream still tasted decent though.

swisstoni

17,194 posts

281 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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My parents told me that the jangly tunes meant they had run out of ice cream.

LordHaveMurci

12,047 posts

171 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Most seem to be battered, the one around here is a really smart Merc based van.

TurboFan

Original Poster:

120 posts

127 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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swisstoni said:
My parents told me that the jangly tunes meant they had run out of ice cream.
Cruel lol

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

165 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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The LEZ should weed out the filth belching bangers.

750turbo

6,164 posts

226 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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TurboFan said:
swisstoni said:
My parents told me that the jangly tunes meant they had run out of ice cream.
Cruel lol
Bloody Scots! wink

FourWheelDrift

88,726 posts

286 months

TwigtheWonderkid

43,690 posts

152 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Our ice cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in strawberry sauce and chopped nuts. Police think he topped himself.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

165 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Was there 100 of 1000s witnesses ?.....tumbleweed

X5TUU

11,975 posts

189 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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There was a really odd argument with our old ice cream van in Sunderland

He pulled up, opened window and strayed serving the queue of kids and a black saloon pulls up behind him, power dressed woman (80s, HUUGE shoulder pads etc...) gets out of the passenger side walks to the front of the queue and serves him a cease and desist order in relation to copyright breach supposedly from Disney as his van was laden with Disney character decals.

Never saw the same ice cream van / seller again after that, was very strange and oddly ingrained in my mind but don't for a second believe she was from Disney and just happened to target a random small time ice cream vendor in suburban Sunderland! Odd!

Roy Lime

594 posts

134 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
The LEZ should weed out the filth belching bangers.
Is this still available on DVD?

Asking for a friend.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

165 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Roy Lime said:
Iva Barchetta said:
The LEZ should weed out the filth belching bangers.
Is this still available on DVD?

Asking for a friend.
Dunno,my Betamax version is worn out.

Zad

12,715 posts

238 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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My kind of ice cream van.

https://youtu.be/9HyQCdo70qw?t=40m41s

Two V8 engines. As you might expect, it ran out of fuel before the finishing line biggrin


cjs racing.

2,471 posts

131 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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There is a reason they are old bangers, they get driven like banger racers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlPxbowJlXg

Valgar

850 posts

137 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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It's probably because even he old ones are still worth a lot of money, to be honest it's not the vehicle that's worth the money, it's the machines. I once looked into getting an ice cream van myself but even for an old mid 90s transit with a proper soft machine on board was/is £10k+

Also the body conversions aren't cheap either initially.

ambuletz

10,817 posts

183 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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in my area there used to be an ice cream van that had the 'if you go down to the woods today' song as its jingle. only ALL of the notes would go out of tune when he was driving around slowly. it was very creepy.

colonel c

7,892 posts

241 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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99 times out of a hundred the paint work is a bit flaky and wafer thin.

chris333

1,034 posts

241 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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colonel c said:
99 times out of a hundred the paint work is a bit flaky and wafer thin.

conegratulations on that one!

kev b

2,716 posts

168 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Lets not have this thread whipped up into a frenzy of puns.

kev b

2,716 posts

168 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Sorry, I couldn't resist chiming in with that.