Rubbish cars you just bonded with

Rubbish cars you just bonded with

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Plate spinner

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17,778 posts

202 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Ok, in contrast to the cars you didn't click with, with stories of Porsche / Ferrari models traded quickly at huge losses, what rubbish cars have you bonded with?

For me it's my current automatic Mercedes 220 diesel estate. Bought as a stop gap.. but still here and fitting into my life rather wonderfully.

On no rationale level is it desirable to anyone. It's beige, its classic SE spec with small wheels and fake wood dash, it's got 225k miles on it. It's a model which is not new enough to be modern and not old enough to be retro, it's just aesthetically deeply unfashionable.

It sounds like a tractor, gathers pace in a leisurely manner at best and handles like a canal boat. And only just cracks 40mpg on a run.

But I've just bonded with it and find myself throwing decent money at it in order to get 'just another year out of it'. I've even started to think it looks quite handsome and admire its narrow width vs modern equivalents. And seeing as in my mind it's worthless, depreciation is nil.

I really should eBay it and get something fresher and nicer to drive. I even have some money sitting in the bank just waiting to be thrown at a replacement.

But... I just can't seem to do the deed.

We've bonded hehe

Edited by Plate spinner on Sunday 4th June 19:20

lee_erm

1,091 posts

195 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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I ran one if these as a second car once.



I loved it! Pointing it down a pointy B road at pace was hilarious. It had lots of quirks too, for example the washer bottle took up a third of the engine bay?!

Deerfoot

4,917 posts

186 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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2003 Smart ForTwo.

Bought it in Germany as a tax-free run about expecting to keep it 2 years max.

Ended up bringing it back to the UK and running it for around 5 years in total, only the arrival of our second child forced us to get rid.

They are full of character.

PowerslideSWE

1,116 posts

140 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Bonded instantly with my current 2nd car. A 260000+ mile Volvo V70 that I got for less than 500 quid.

Was given a Polo MK1 many years ago for free, loved that car despite being very old already at the time and rubbish in general.

J4CKO

41,802 posts

202 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Peugeot 309 'Look', loved it, charming thing, bog basic but with a little French panache and a pretty good ride.

Audi 100, longest I have kept a car, 1990 model, loved it.

Mk2 Golf gti was the best though

MitchT

15,974 posts

211 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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I learned to drive in a Citroen AX diesel. It felt more "connected" than any modern small car I've driven since. Really liked it.

Hotel India

456 posts

199 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Skoda Roomster. The first one, a hand me down from my father in law, I initially nicknamed the Dumpster.

But I grew to love the little thing so much that we've just got another.

Hasbeen

2,073 posts

223 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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I love my Triumph TR7. Had it 15 years & counting. First 10 years it was my daily driver, & a rolling restoration.

Now a weekend car, which will be here a very long time.

Klippie

3,230 posts

147 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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In 2004 I was in between good cars at the time and needed transport ASAP trawling through the local classified ad's I spotted a 2001 Blue Skoda Felicia 1.9D (no turbo) 27k miles from new up for £1750, I went for a look it was no oil painting but it was all there managed to haggle down to £1500...after a few weeks driving around I loved it, basic car, solidly put together, did over 50mpg, furnace for a heater, I even got my money back when I sold it.

Looked like this...


f1nn

2,693 posts

194 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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This is surprising me:



Bought on a drunken whim, with the wife expecting me to advertise it as soon as the V5 turned up.

It's taken just over a week for the stter to become part of the family. TIp runs, dogs to the park, wood to the allotment,..it's just so nice to not have to worry about where you leave it, what you load into it. It's a bonus that's it's a fun little car to drive about.

Since Friday, none of our "better" cars have been touched, the Panda has been used for everything.

Matt-il77s

330 posts

92 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Had this as a courtesy car once, got laughed at by everyone but I loved it, very quiet and easy to drive


DoubleD

22,154 posts

110 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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f1nn said:
This is surprising me:



Bought on a drunken whim, with the wife expecting me to advertise it as soon as the V5 turned up.

It's taken just over a week for the stter to become part of the family. TIp runs, dogs to the park, wood to the allotment,..it's just so nice to not have to worry about where you leave it, what you load into it. It's a bonus that's it's a fun little car to drive about.

Since Friday, none of our "better" cars have been touched, the Panda has been used for everything.
So are you saying that its rubbish?

itcaptainslow

3,719 posts

138 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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A couple I've owned;
1991 Toyota Corolla 1.6 GL Executive Automatic-the full title being important as somehow the manufacturer squeezed this onto the bootlid. Owned as a shed whilst I was at uni and it swallowed all my kit, friends and general studenty stuff, whilst happily doing weekly 400 mile jaunts on the M6. Comfy, indestructible and looked terrible-brilliant as I could leave it in Bolton without risk of theft. I miss it.

1997 Peugeot 106 diesel-bought for £400 and lovingly nicknamed the Mingemobile by friends thanks to constant stream of swooning females attracted by the lime green colour. Ferried four friends to the south of France a couple of months ago in absolute agony, yet has never broken down and resolutely refuses to deliver less than 55mpg. Handles neatly, too. I have to admit I'm rather attached to it.

98elise

26,923 posts

163 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Klippie said:
In 2004 I was in between good cars at the time and needed transport ASAP trawling through the local classified ad's I spotted a 2001 Blue Skoda Felicia 1.9D (no turbo) 27k miles from new up for £1750, I went for a look it was no oil painting but it was all there managed to haggle down to £1500...after a few weeks driving around I loved it, basic car, solidly put together, did over 50mpg, furnace for a heater, I even got my money back when I sold it.

Looked like this...

I had a Felicia as a hire car in Tenerife. It was a well worn example!

I wouldn't normally give them a second look but was way better then I expected it to be with a decent engine. Felt like a mild hot hatch so lots of fun on the mountain roads smile

swisstoni

17,212 posts

281 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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I had a Renault Vel Satis for far too long in retrospect.
But it had a quirky charm and I got attached to it, deciding to spend more than was strictly justified to keep it going.

f1nn

2,693 posts

194 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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DoubleD said:
So are you saying that its rubbish?
Yeah, it's hard to describe a ten year old Fiat Panda as anything else. If you look at it objectively, it's a crap car.

Loyly

18,031 posts

161 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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The old Ford Connect vans we had at work, my favourite were the old models from around 2009 and 2010. They had a black topped gearstick with silver markings on, and a five speed box. The later models, that moved onto '61 plates, were quite different to drive; somewhat slower and with more obvious electronic management of the throttle.

Those tenancious Connects were great work vans. They understeered like pigs, and wouldn't go faster than an indicated 90 mph, the roof boxes made a dreadful racket at speed, the storage cage in the back was small and the luggage bin behind the front seats was difficult to access.

In spite of their failings, they had good seats and good control weights and were much nicer to drive all day than the 1.3 CDTi Astra that was the usual alternative choice (a 1.7 CDTi Astra H estate was also available, nicer than the 1.3 but not as comfy or practical as the connect).


OldGermanHeaps

3,877 posts

180 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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A repaired write off ex taxi starship mileage octavia. Never a single fault with it in 14 months, sailed its mot, i quite literally never spent a penny on it apart from diesel and that was cheap as it never went below 52 mpg. It was comfy, spacious, perky and so damned ugly you never worried about it. Surprisingly capable off road too, fullrun dimsum jingaling tyres must have a good mud tread.

Toaster Pilot

14,626 posts

160 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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Klippie said:
In 2004 I was in between good cars at the time and needed transport ASAP trawling through the local classified ad's I spotted a 2001 Blue Skoda Felicia 1.9D (no turbo) 27k miles from new up for £1750, I went for a look it was no oil painting but it was all there managed to haggle down to £1500...after a few weeks driving around I loved it, basic car, solidly put together, did over 50mpg, furnace for a heater, I even got my money back when I sold it.

Looked like this...

Felicia is my go to cheap banger - they can be had for less than £200 with a long test and apart from the galloping rot will go on forever.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

110 months

Sunday 4th June 2017
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f1nn said:
DoubleD said:
So are you saying that its rubbish?
Yeah, it's hard to describe a ten year old Fiat Panda as anything else. If you look at it objectively, it's a crap car.
Oh right. I thought that people rated them quite highly.