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Andy83n

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397 posts

64 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Imagine being the poor lad delivering it...


Mod edit: Picture removed as showing telephone numbers

LM240

4,704 posts

220 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Was just about to post this. Someone having a bad day in Jersey….




mat205125

17,790 posts

215 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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oops

Andy83n

Original Poster:

397 posts

64 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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just realised where it is and i used to live in the pink bungalow in the background

sherman

13,456 posts

217 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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I assume the ferrari is at fault but I still wouldnt want to be the Honda Jazz owner filling out that insurance claim. yikes

Edited by sherman on Thursday 29th September 14:19

langtounlad

782 posts

173 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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That road is about the only one on the island that you would get the Ferrari out of 2nd gear

Dr Interceptor

7,833 posts

198 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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You know when you look at something, and you just can't fathom it out?

Nearside to nearside impact when they both drive on the left?

M1C

1,840 posts

113 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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The question must be asked. Was he driving like a tt?

Or....conversely.....was the driver of the Jazz a stereotypical Jazz driver who was doddering about with no clue where they were going? (apologies to PH Jazz drivers)

Edited by M1C on Thursday 29th September 14:39

Oilchange

8,525 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Probably on the original or rather old tyres which have gone nice and hard.
Spot of rain, torque of a 6.0 litre V12 and a slightly too heavy right foot and it was bound to happen, especially coming off a roundabout or accelerating from a junction or...

Evil.soup

3,595 posts

207 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Sad sight and probably down to the Ferrari, but I still wouldn't write off the Jizz driver as being at fault having seen the way most of these are piloted!

PurpleTurtle

7,125 posts

146 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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My brother lives just behind one of the pictured buildings on the Avenue there.

I see the Ferrari is on Guernsey plates. Rumour (and I stress this is rumour) on the local WhatsApp chat is that it was being delivered to its new Jersey owner.

I still can't work out what has happened. Has the Jazz hit the Ferrari up the rear in the wet and sent it spiralling off or the other way around?

I'm amazed you could crash there, it is a dead straight road with a 40 mph limit.

The spinner of plates

17,776 posts

202 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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sherman said:
I assume the ferrari is at fault but I still wouldnt want to be the Honda Jazz owner filling out that insurance claim. yikes
I naturally assumed it was the Ferrari at fault too...


But when the other car is a Honda Jazz... And the location is Jersey... the theoretical whiff of Tena incontinence pants really does cloud one's judgement.

(I know, so much mindless prejudice in one post)


J4CKO

41,789 posts

202 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Andy83n said:
just realised where it is and i used to live in the pink bungalow in the background
Are you Rod Hull ?

Oilchange

8,525 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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PurpleTurtle said:
I'm amazed you could crash there, it is a dead straight road with a 40 mph limit.
Numerous vids on Youtube of people accelerating too hard from lights and losing the back end with unfortunate results.

Wet road, wide hard tyres and it's a recipe for some serious fish tailing

r1ch

2,884 posts

198 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Fine I guess i'll be the one to say it, just needs some T Cut and it'll be good to go.

JerseyS2000

381 posts

220 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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Allegedly being driven up to the main posh car dealership (Jacksons).

Why it wasn't on a low-loader to avoid mileage and/or damage is unknown.

Big insurance claim for someone

sherman

13,456 posts

217 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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JerseyS2000 said:
Allegedly being driven up to the main posh car dealership (Jacksons).

Why it wasn't on a low-loader to avoid mileage and/or damage is unknown.

Big insurance claim for someone
How far from the ferry is the dealership?. By the time you load it onto a trailer, lash it down etc could you be at the dealership?
Why wasnt it shipped on a trailer on the ferry if mileage was a concern.

DBSV8

5,958 posts

240 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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thats bad but this is worse from today


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11262543/...


Super Sonic

5,253 posts

56 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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M1C said:
The question must be asked. Was he driving like a tt?

Or....conversely.....was the driver of the Jazz a stereotypical Jazz driver who was doddering about with no clue where they were going? (apologies to PH Jazz drivers)

Edited by M1C on Thursday 29th September 14:39
Or both. Two drivers do something stupid in the same place at the same time.

Mumsn3t

189 posts

26 months

Thursday 29th September 2022
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DBSV8 said:
thats bad but this is worse from today


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11262543/...

Might improve the reliability.