Solo Euro Hoon. Car, Guitar, Drone!!!
Discussion
Here's a sneaky pic outside the hotel.
And here's the normal car park.
I understand things a little clearer now.
Earlier on when I came back the was a lady standing by the entrance in the blue uniform of the hotel staff, i started asking her a question about the gym opening hours and she said no no, I do not work here.
I apologised and moved on just as a huge bloke who looks like a bald Ranier Wolfcastle's bigger brother came in through the door and gave me a diamond cut stare. This guy looks harder than Chinese algebra, I nod and walk away.
So, hours later I come in again from the beer garden, the lady is still hanging about the entrance and smiles. I say, with a big open smile "if you don't mind me asking, if you don't work here why have you been standing there all day?"
She says, "I am security" and I notice for the first time she does have a rather imposing look about her.
Before I can formulate a half sensible retort the sun dims behind me and Ranier is there again, silent but surprisingly quick.
He has just explained to me that someone VERY IMPORTANT is giving a speech in the main hall in front of a audience of other VERY IMPORTANT people. I look in the direction he has nodded and see a huge ballroom full of people in full evening dress.
This is why the front of the hotel is rammed with jet black Mercs and silver BM's.
Im very surprised he hasn't asked this scrawny, slightly pissed, idiot Englishman to move my bright yellow car away from the security entourage because he watched me earlier getting some stuff from the car and knows it's mine.
I'm going too try and get a sneaky pic of him without getting my spine origami'd.
And here's the normal car park.
I understand things a little clearer now.
Earlier on when I came back the was a lady standing by the entrance in the blue uniform of the hotel staff, i started asking her a question about the gym opening hours and she said no no, I do not work here.
I apologised and moved on just as a huge bloke who looks like a bald Ranier Wolfcastle's bigger brother came in through the door and gave me a diamond cut stare. This guy looks harder than Chinese algebra, I nod and walk away.
So, hours later I come in again from the beer garden, the lady is still hanging about the entrance and smiles. I say, with a big open smile "if you don't mind me asking, if you don't work here why have you been standing there all day?"
She says, "I am security" and I notice for the first time she does have a rather imposing look about her.
Before I can formulate a half sensible retort the sun dims behind me and Ranier is there again, silent but surprisingly quick.
He has just explained to me that someone VERY IMPORTANT is giving a speech in the main hall in front of a audience of other VERY IMPORTANT people. I look in the direction he has nodded and see a huge ballroom full of people in full evening dress.
This is why the front of the hotel is rammed with jet black Mercs and silver BM's.
Im very surprised he hasn't asked this scrawny, slightly pissed, idiot Englishman to move my bright yellow car away from the security entourage because he watched me earlier getting some stuff from the car and knows it's mine.
I'm going too try and get a sneaky pic of him without getting my spine origami'd.
This is tricky.
I've wandered nonchalantly out into the atrium and sat at a table but I'm between him and the VERY IMPORTANT people so he keeps glaring at me.
He got distracted and picked his phone up just now so I took a quick pic, you can see the woman security guards legs as well.
f
k he is properly bogging me! He might come over and see me posting this pic!
Origami origami!
I've wandered nonchalantly out into the atrium and sat at a table but I'm between him and the VERY IMPORTANT people so he keeps glaring at me.
He got distracted and picked his phone up just now so I took a quick pic, you can see the woman security guards legs as well.
f
k he is properly bogging me! He might come over and see me posting this pic!Origami origami!
Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 18:37
The guests are wandering in and out of the hall, this is real money here people, not council estate, made a few quid stuff like me, dripping exclusivity.
Will try to get some pics of the frankly stunning women here. Ranier is alert though, I can almost see his metallic exoskeleton gleaming through his rippling shirt!
Will try to get some pics of the frankly stunning women here. Ranier is alert though, I can almost see his metallic exoskeleton gleaming through his rippling shirt!
Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 18:41
More speeches.
Oh my word the women here are stunning. There is no fking chance of me getting pics though, security have nothing to do other than glare at me every time someone comes in or out.
This is a very private function, if I stand up and start shouting "Over 'ere love, that's it my darling, hitch it up sweetheart, bend over a bit" it's going to be the last reasonable request I ever make.
Oh my word the women here are stunning. There is no f
king chance of me getting pics though, security have nothing to do other than glare at me every time someone comes in or out.This is a very private function, if I stand up and start shouting "Over 'ere love, that's it my darling, hitch it up sweetheart, bend over a bit" it's going to be the last reasonable request I ever make.
Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 19:03
Oh mate this is a laugh!
I went outside to take car pics, Ranier slid out beside me.
"Okay to take some pics?"
An imperceptible nod.
Here's some
So then I notice a bloke standing by my car. I go over.
"This is a lovely car"
"It's mine"
I open it.
He's Frank.
He's one of the VERY IMPORTANT people from the do. We get chatting, he's great, we're both half pissed. His wife is actually a VERY VERY IMPORTANT person from the do.
"You just missed the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize winner giving a speech" Frank says.
"fk, did I?"
"Yeah, but he was boring"
We talk about cars. i tell Frank I got flashed by a camera today. Frank then tells me something I never knew.
On Autobahns, if you are doing say, 180 kmh you must be half that, 90 meters, behind the car in front.
Really?
Frank was doing 186 and a camera hanging from the gantry clicked him 27 meters behind the car in front. Frank is fked right?
"Yeah, well they said 1 month i lose my licence"
"You're terrible Frank!"
We laugh.
So what happened?
"Well, i have lawyers you know"
Frank didn't lose his licence.
So Frank loves the car.
"Can I have some pics so my wife knows where I was?
"Sure Frank, can i have a pic too so I can remember meeting a pissed german bloke at this VERY IMPORTANT meeting.
Frank laughs "You're terrible brad!"
"Yeah"
So I set the car up to do that loud start thing where it pops and bangs.
Frank starts car.
Ranier appears, between the cars like a ghost.
Best bit.
Frank slowly turns his head and looks at Ranier.
Ranier looks down, steps back, like the guard exomorphs when the Mother nods them out of the egg chamber in Aliens, su-fking-perb!
Yeah!!!! Don't mess with Frank!!!
I then try to record Frank starting the car but entirely fk it up due to my uselessness with any camera
Here are the clips but I basically missed the best bits!
https://youtu.be/-UlbJPXsKis
https://youtu.be/Gq8zvjTkfss
So me and Frank laugh. He goes back in to face his VERY VERY IMPORTANT wife.
I start taking more pics of cars.
Ranier says "No pics of me please"
I nod.
But fk him, I sneak him into one anyway!
I went outside to take car pics, Ranier slid out beside me.
"Okay to take some pics?"
An imperceptible nod.
Here's some
So then I notice a bloke standing by my car. I go over.
"This is a lovely car"
"It's mine"
I open it.
He's Frank.
He's one of the VERY IMPORTANT people from the do. We get chatting, he's great, we're both half pissed. His wife is actually a VERY VERY IMPORTANT person from the do.
"You just missed the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize winner giving a speech" Frank says.
"f
k, did I?""Yeah, but he was boring"
We talk about cars. i tell Frank I got flashed by a camera today. Frank then tells me something I never knew.
On Autobahns, if you are doing say, 180 kmh you must be half that, 90 meters, behind the car in front.
Really?
Frank was doing 186 and a camera hanging from the gantry clicked him 27 meters behind the car in front. Frank is f
ked right?"Yeah, well they said 1 month i lose my licence"
"You're terrible Frank!"
We laugh.
So what happened?
"Well, i have lawyers you know"
Frank didn't lose his licence.
So Frank loves the car.
"Can I have some pics so my wife knows where I was?
"Sure Frank, can i have a pic too so I can remember meeting a pissed german bloke at this VERY IMPORTANT meeting.
Frank laughs "You're terrible brad!"
"Yeah"
So I set the car up to do that loud start thing where it pops and bangs.
Frank starts car.
Ranier appears, between the cars like a ghost.
Best bit.
Frank slowly turns his head and looks at Ranier.
Ranier looks down, steps back, like the guard exomorphs when the Mother nods them out of the egg chamber in Aliens, su-f
king-perb!Yeah!!!! Don't mess with Frank!!!
I then try to record Frank starting the car but entirely f
k it up due to my uselessness with any cameraHere are the clips but I basically missed the best bits!
https://youtu.be/-UlbJPXsKis
https://youtu.be/Gq8zvjTkfss
So me and Frank laugh. He goes back in to face his VERY VERY IMPORTANT wife.
I start taking more pics of cars.
Ranier says "No pics of me please"
I nod.
But f
k him, I sneak him into one anyway!Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 21:03
Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 21:09
Can't believe what i just did. fk me.
Spoke to a 92 year old doctor, he's leaving.
Only way in to this exclusive do is to have a lapel badge.
Shook his hand and robbed his badge off his jacket
fk. What have I become?
Got to try it now.
Ranier knows full fking well I'm not invited.
Here goes!
k me. Spoke to a 92 year old doctor, he's leaving.
Only way in to this exclusive do is to have a lapel badge.
Shook his hand and robbed his badge off his jacket
f
k. What have I become? Got to try it now.
Ranier knows full f
king well I'm not invited. Here goes!
How strange.
I descended the stairs into the exclusive lounge with my little lapel button while Ranier and the girl security officer stood in the balcony above.
I looked up, smiled, and they both nodded and turned away!
I've got the button see, I'm included!
Here's when I first got in, some strangely dressed bird is getting the attention, at this point I'm lost, thankfully Frank turned up to mask my embarrassment!
https://youtu.be/M0ir3Sblp1w
I descended the stairs into the exclusive lounge with my little lapel button while Ranier and the girl security officer stood in the balcony above.
I looked up, smiled, and they both nodded and turned away!
I've got the button see, I'm included!
Here's when I first got in, some strangely dressed bird is getting the attention, at this point I'm lost, thankfully Frank turned up to mask my embarrassment!
https://youtu.be/M0ir3Sblp1w
Gassing Station | General Gassing | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff