The new 'Mondeo duct tape bumpers?' - Insignia front badges

The new 'Mondeo duct tape bumpers?' - Insignia front badges

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marksx

5,059 posts

191 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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Starting to become rare now, but second generation fiat puntos with tail lights that went into disco mode when indicating were common.

dxg

8,269 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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marksx said:
Starting to become rare now, but second generation fiat puntos with tail lights that went into disco mode when indicating were common.
Saw one of those just last night! Was just thinking how long it'd been since I saw a car with dodgy earthing...

Burgerbob

486 posts

78 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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My old Mk1 Mondeo had gaffer tape on the front bumper, I never realised it was such a phenomenon!

I remember chasing a bird off one day as it was picking all the foam out of the bumper furious

WarrenB

2,443 posts

119 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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Burgerbob said:
I remember chasing a bird off one day as it was picking all the foam out of the bumper furious
Damn. And I get annoyed when she leaves her nail varnish and makeup crap rattling around in the centre console, if she started picking the bumper to bits I'd be having serious words.

Martin350

3,780 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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dxg said:
marksx said:
Starting to become rare now, but second generation fiat puntos with tail lights that went into disco mode when indicating were common.
Saw one of those just last night! Was just thinking how long it'd been since I saw a car with dodgy earthing...
I saw a Mk3 Escort and a Sierra this week, and I thought the same thing! hehe

I just found this thread and have had a bit of a chuckle at the familiar sights, although I've not noticed the Insignia badge thing.
I guess I will now.


A couple I didn't see mentioned;

Have all Ford Kas got stoved in rear quarters yet?


You're not likely to see this driving around, I suppose, but I knew someone who this happened to.


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Hub said:
loose cannon said:
Have we had the mk3 focus inner door rubber hanging out and trapped in the door shut yet
I only became aware as my aunty’s focus keeps doing it and she had a moan about it to me when I last visited.
I have seen at least one a day flapping around ever since,

Edited by loose cannon on Tuesday 21st November 18:09


Edited by loose cannon on Tuesday 21st November 18:15
Yes, I've had to superglue 3 out of 4 of my doors!
Fixed my daughters Focus yesterday, identical to that
Then drove to town & was behind one with the door rubbers swinging!
Apparantely, even when new, Ford would only fix it under warranty for the first year
Crap design
(on a separate whinge, had to unclip the footwell fusebox & faff about to change the wife’s Ford Kuga cabin filter, where do Ford find these design guys?)

scarble

5,277 posts

158 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Decky_Q said:
Sales reps at work all have Insignias, I called vauxhall to order a new badge for one and was told I had to order the entire grill, or I could have an Opel badge on its own instead. I then realised why so many badges hadn't been replaced.
Probably because they realised there's an issue and now make the badge and grill trim as one piece, essentially what you'd get would be a countermeasure part.
Meanwhile they keep Opel badges in stock because scenesters buy them in vast quantities.
Given the Opel shaped backing there's no wonder the Vaux badge comes off, very little surface area to glue to compared to surface area of badge, lots of unsupported bits that flex in wind and vibration, maybe water runs down and sits on the glue joint or something. Opel badges meanwhile fit the backing perfectly and probably don't suffer the same propensity to fall off.

One my own car suffers from, Mk2 (maybe only phase2?) Clio with a dent in the bonnet from numpties pushing it down to "make sure it's latched" because of the whole supposed issue with bonnet catches.

Friend had an Astra (H?) with a front left lower "vent" trim that tended to fall out a lot". Also apparently the front struts were held in with a plastic clip or something? Never did the job myself but seemed a bit suss.

Also a certain Peugeot, 2/3 0 7/8 which seemed prone to brake lights being stuck on. Or something to do with Peugeot drivers scratchchin

kayzee

2,840 posts

182 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
This was a good study into the Mondeo phenomenon:
http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/mondeo_gaffer_tape.htm...

And this comment always makes me laugh:

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When I took my gaffa-adorned mondeo for it's mot, he advisory note said 'it has been noted that a temporary repair has been made to the bumper with tape' and I thought come on mate, we both know that's not temporary.

Have given up getting new bumpers. Am now looking for blue gaffa tape

Posted by Mick on Saturday, 3/09/11 @ 22:05pm | #1635
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What an amazing website!

Dannbodge

2,169 posts

122 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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My OH's focus, my sister's focus and two of my colleagues focus have all had the rear door seal poking out the door syndrome.

A quick clean with brake cleaner and some decent double sided tape has kept our ones on. My colleagues and sisters?
Still poking out.

Alpaca

308 posts

173 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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marksx said:
Starting to become rare now, but second generation fiat puntos with tail lights that went into disco mode when indicating were common.
On the one I saw yesterday the left indicator light up when braking in place of the left rear brake light.

I think I see more Insignias without the front badges than with it, now I understand why.

Glad someone else has noticed the Ford Galaxy/Ka flaking badge issue.

pixelatedJH

225 posts

114 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Alpaca said:
On the one I saw yesterday the left indicator light up when braking in place of the left rear brake light.

I think I see more Insignias without the front badges than with it, now I understand why.

Glad someone else has noticed the Ford Galaxy/Ka flaking badge issue.
Imagine being the engineer who designed the light unit for the Punto and being reminded of your screw-up every day on the roads... A fitting punishment biggrin

Nealio

308 posts

194 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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You don't see many of them at all any more but when you did, it used to be the Alfa 156 that always had the hanging down undertray.

p4cks

Original Poster:

6,935 posts

200 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Untitled by p4cks, on Flickr

bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Anyone mentioned the quashqui rear tailgate trim
Seen a few held on with tape

Neith

621 posts

141 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Vauxhall front splitters falling off seems really common (mainly Corsas and older Zafiras?)

There's a Micra near me with a rear wiper that only cleans the bootlid as well, standard position is pointing toward the floor laugh

bungz

1,960 posts

121 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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bristolracer said:
Anyone mentioned the quashqui rear tailgate trim
Seen a few held on with tape
One in our works car park like this.

Only other I can think of is the Blue Oval Ford badge on the back of modern fords, they don't last and the lacquer peels off after a few years, even on new replacements.

Hub

6,450 posts

199 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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bristolracer said:
Anyone mentioned the quashqui rear tailgate trim
Seen a few held on with tape
Yes, I did - bottom of page 3 wink

bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Hub said:
bristolracer said:
Anyone mentioned the quashqui rear tailgate trim
Seen a few held on with tape
Yes, I did - bottom of page 3 wink
Ah ok I’ll go back to sleep then ........

ess

791 posts

179 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Also potential for the bad parking thread I guess.

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carlove

7,585 posts

168 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Going for a good thread bump here. Anybody else noticed loads of the most recent Mazda 3s with badly faded rear numberplates? Not seen this on any other car but most Mazda 3s I see have this issue. Saw an 18 plate one the other day where the rear plate had faded to white. I don't know it might be a local problem (dodgy numbeplates at dealer?) but I don't see it on other Mazdas, so not sure.