Wife and daughter need to get to Yorkshire - Simple?

Wife and daughter need to get to Yorkshire - Simple?

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dudleybloke

19,920 posts

187 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Buy them bergens and boots and wish them well.

ATG

20,697 posts

273 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
Michael Jackson was from Stoke.

Annie, eatch'yer oatcakes, eatch'yer oatcakes, Annie.
This and the incredulous as-yet undiscovered tribes ... vintage pistonheads.

MuscleSaloon

1,557 posts

176 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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CustardOnChips said:
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I think we've reached peak evolution and are going backwards.
For sure I would say.

Great username BTW.

Jag_NE

3,008 posts

101 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Your family are utter fann1ies and you are a total cuck!

CoolHands

18,772 posts

196 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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I drove Glasgow to London and nearly fell asleep multiple times, drifting across carriageway etc so I’m with the OP

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

199 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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steve2 said:
bobbo89 said:
I'm going to have a wild stab and suggest that the issue isn't comfort or confidence etc, more two women from London wanting to arrive oop north in a big posh Porsche rather than a Mini. More image than anything else....
I think you may have hit the nail on the head here
yes One must show the provincials who's boss.

tigger1

8,402 posts

222 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Jag_NE said:
Your family are utter fann1ies and you are a total cuck!
Bit harsh - the ones in Yorkshire might not be?

rxe

6,700 posts

104 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Of course buying a new car for the daughter for one journey cannot be justified, but hiring a chopper for the weekend is probably a better idea. 500 quid an hour will do it.

Let’s face it, no one in Yorkshire will be impressed with a diesel Porsche, but if you get the pilot to land in the cemetery next to the church, you’ll probably get a “man arrives for wedding in metal bird” write up in the local paper, and the villagers will worship you as a minor deity for at least a generation.

Killer2005

19,671 posts

229 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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dave-the-diver said:
Hmm. Yes, first world problem.

Wife is already pissed that I have effectively abandoned her to make her way up, so was trying to make it as comfortable as possible.

Three in the car, up to a big family wedding, and knowing my family, that will more than a Mini's worth of bags, hats, shoes, people.

Actually, maybe train is the answer,

Mind you, £270 for first class!

David
https://uk.megabus.com/

HTH

timrud

369 posts

174 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Does the OP know they now have trains outside of London?

PurpleTurtle

7,066 posts

145 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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dave-the-diver said:
Wife is already pissed that I have effectively abandoned her to make her way up, so was trying to make it as comfortable as possible.
Abandoned her? In a luxury German SUV with her adult daughter to accompany her.

Get a grip OP. Tell her to be grateful of such luxury and fling her the keys. It’s the M1 ferchrissakes, literally a straight line up the country. She doesn’t even have to move out of the Porsche lane.

My missus whinged about having to use the SMG box in my BMW until forced to use it to get to work. Funny when the sun came out she worked out how to get the roof down all by herself, must’ve put her big girl pants on that day.

DoubleByte

1,258 posts

267 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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I'll chauffeur them, choice of car, £800 one way. Or £750 plus 'extras' of they're fit.

RZ1

4,335 posts

207 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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Lol

In a few weeks I will be driving from Bucks to Chur Switzerland in a day. I will be doing it in an 23 year old mid engined 2 seater!

London to Yorkshire is a doddle.

rayyan171

1,294 posts

94 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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bloomen said:
All this talk of distances above 20 miles in things like Fiestas makes me shake my head in pity.

I will only go beyond the borders of my county in one of these.

Probably cheaper to get insured on than a Cayenne!

Durzel

12,296 posts

169 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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rxe said:
Let’s face it, no one in Yorkshire will be impressed with a diesel Porsche, but if you get the pilot to land in the cemetery next to the church, you’ll probably get a “man arrives for wedding in metal bird” write up in the local paper, and the villagers will worship you as a minor deity for at least a generation.
hehe

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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CoolHands said:
I drove Glasgow to London and nearly fell asleep multiple times, drifting across carriageway etc so I’m with the OP
I'm confused, which part of Yorkshire is Glasgow in?

North London to Yorkshire is at worst about 180-200 miles

WonkeyDonkey

2,350 posts

104 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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Do all your family still use velcro shoes?

I cant believe how much of a fuss you're making of this.

I've travelled to lemans with a mate in an Elise. I've seen people there in Caterhams

I'm sure they'll be fine in an oversized mini.

Jesus wept

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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Typical Londoners, think the north of England is something akin to undiscovered parts of the Amazon jungle. How about you stay in London and give the normal folk in the rest of the country a break.

tim0409

4,480 posts

160 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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I'm glad my wife isn't reading this thread....we are driving to Norwich/Cromer from Edinburgh after work next week, and then back the following morning....in a Suzuki Jimny.

Shnozz

27,542 posts

272 months

Friday 17th May 2019
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AndyB180 said:
Really?
Anywhere in England isnt far to drive in reality. I have regularly driven from yorkshire to Southampton in a crappy peugeot 308 and its a doddle. A mini one would be no problem and if your wife can't manage it in a Porsche she needs to give her head a shake.
I regularly do Leeds to Southampton. I’ve done it in an Exige before.

North london to Yorkshire really is no distance. Depending on exact locations and time of travel I would have thought it could be done in 2/3 hours. Christ, I’ve done door to door to Southampton in 3.5.