Newbie here - who thinks he knows everything

[aarondrs]

pinchmeimdreamin said:

aarondrs said:

Pints said:

Edderhead said:

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Oi! This is Pistonheads, not Petrolheads.

Nuke him from orbit!

Welcome, o lurking troll.

Do Diesels have pistons?

Please Please tell me you are joking

Are you seriously asking me that!!??

[monthefish]

Garlick said:

Nice work, possibly the best ever first post.

Have a on me.

Welcome

Is it a genuine newbie, Garlick?

[pacman1]

One newbie post, guaranteed to provoke the best part of 100 replies. Must be one of us.
What shall we call this new creature?
A Droll perhaps?

[pilchardthecat]

I am not a troll.

That is hurtful.

I am hurt.

He has hurted me.

[Red 938]

No mention of cyclists tut tut...

[sjc]

You forgot to mention the tts who don't read the thread properly and repeat what someone else has said.

[sjc]

Has anyone mentioned those people who don't read the threads properly and type exactly what someone else has been saying earlier?

Edited by sjc on Saturday 7th November 08:37

[Farmer]

No mention either of the quote on quote on quote that gets ever more uninteligable, as the nudge-nudge-wink-wink "in jokes" come rapid fire and leave the rest of us completely bewildered

Welcome

[kavanagh]

Hello moose is that you ?.Hellooooo ?.

[10 Pence Short]

I've just found out that the guy from Police, Camera, Action! has not one, but two convictions for drink driving.

[markmullen]

10 Pence Short said:

I've just found out that the guy from Police, Camera, Action! has not one, but two convictions for drink driving.

Hence the facebook group "Akistair Stewart is an utter bellend"

[markmullen]

10 Pence Short said:

I've just found out that the guy from Police, Camera, Action! has not one, but two convictions for drink driving.

Hence the facebook group "Alistair Stewart is an utter bellend"

[pilchardthecat]

Has anyone mentioned those people who don't read the threads properly and type exactly what someone else has been saying earlier?biggrin

[Herbie58]

Add glass horses, stty cushions, and if all else fails get your mum to have the thread taken down( )

Oh AICMFP

Edited by Herbie58 on Saturday 7th November 09:12

[Poledriver]

He obviously hasn't been lurking that long . . . No mention of vanishing Lotus prizes!

[dudleybloke]

does he know the whereabouts of rays dodo juice!

[pinchmeimdreamin]

aarondrs said:

pinchmeimdreamin said:

aarondrs said:

Pints said:

Edderhead said:

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Oi! This is Pistonheads, not Petrolheads.

Nuke him from orbit!

Welcome, o lurking troll.

Do Diesels have pistons?

Please Please tell me you are joking

Are you seriously asking me that!!??

ok engaged my brain this time...



Sorry

[Aerofoil]

What about the Winged Horse of Chav

[ypauly]

Aerofoil said:

What about the Winged Horse of Chav

Wow how did you sneak in unnoticed?


welcome back

[TotalControl]

This has to be someone having a 'giraffe' as someone said earlier. So where has OP gone?