RE: Driven: BMW X6M

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ASR1

198 posts

226 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Put that engine in a 3 series pls (355i?)

kambites

67,695 posts

223 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Bit off topic, but I would have thought that a lot of people (especially in the target market for this) would want three seats in the back so they can carry three children.

Mrs Muttleysnoop

1,412 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Friend of mine has the X6 M Sport and loves it. It is fab in the snow unlike his BMW 1 Series.

BlackSteel

128 posts

196 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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I love this car. Don't give a stuff what anybody else thinks. Nothing will part the red sea...sorry third lane quicker than this thing!

People have stated that they think it is pointless! You just don't get it..& that's not a real problem. Myself & lots of others DO get it though!!

So next time your in your ML or Panza..sorry Audi Q7 or Range Rover sport & the Big Bad M needs to get though..just move over.





Chicken Pox

476 posts

176 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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I'm sure with that front bumper treatment it is saying "OH MATRON" in a Kenneth Williams voice...

LukeBird

17,170 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Bloody awful car... yuck

Carl_Docklands

12,346 posts

264 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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derestrictor said:
My wife knows loads of milfy types who would love such a thing.

I have a default position in such matters but oddly, not today.

Tbh, I quite like the X6, in the way that one might prefer the sartorial tweaks of an SS Gruppenführer's jacket to that of his equivalent's trenchcoat in The Gestapo.

To wit, it's certainly effective at what it does but there's an antisocial side effect best left unrealised.

Back to the milfs and their vaccuous, lightly sautéd, himbo hubbies: yes, awful people.

Impatient, angry and aggressive with no fundamental wit or other, redeeming characteristics who probably utilise Wii technology - the cretins.

I've thought about this long, hard, good and proper and I'm with the trado purists - this is cock nobbling central, first tier and no matter how much fiddling a chap may do, he's got to be some kind of inveterate disciple of Pendle's Premium Pud Pulling Syndicate to have the brazen nuts implant to order up such a thing.

It's an affront; it's tragic and I f@cking weep at the significance of its birthing.

LOL!

Escort Si-130

3,279 posts

182 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Maybe it would come with an optional whale penis leather.

Gazzab said:
Are there any drug dealer extras available for it? Armour plating, drug despatch hatch, hidey holes for a stash, gun turrets.... It just needs some 30 inch rims, drop the belly to the floor..... Wicked.

Gazzab

21,131 posts

284 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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derestrictor said:
My wife knows loads of milfy types who would love such a thing.

I have a default position in such matters but oddly, not today.

Tbh, I quite like the X6, in the way that one might prefer the sartorial tweaks of an SS Gruppenführer's jacket to that of his equivalent's trenchcoat in The Gestapo.

To wit, it's certainly effective at what it does but there's an antisocial side effect best left unrealised.

Back to the milfs and their vaccuous, lightly sautéd, himbo hubbies: yes, awful people.

Impatient, angry and aggressive with no fundamental wit or other, redeeming characteristics who probably utilise Wii technology - the cretins.

I've thought about this long, hard, good and proper and I'm with the trado purists - this is cock nobbling central, first tier and no matter how much fiddling a chap may do, he's got to be some kind of inveterate disciple of Pendle's Premium Pud Pulling Syndicate to have the brazen nuts implant to order up such a thing.

It's an affront; it's tragic and I f@cking weep at the significance of its birthing.

What colour did you order?

AUDIHenry

2,201 posts

189 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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alexpa said:
The X6 is everything a car shouldn't be. A totally pointless waste of ALOT of space and now BMW has added very sickly icing on a really bad tasting cake. Yuk!

Edited by alexpa on Wednesday 23 December 09:10
A lot of cars are generally pointless, like the G55, or the Murcielago, and many others. I personally like the X6 look (it took a while to grow on me) and having a huge engine in one would be great fun on the streets.

This is PH, though, where anything more expensive than an MX5 and less traditional than a Land Rover is frowned upon.

Dibby

423 posts

202 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Crass, gareish, devoid of style ... you have to be 'of a type' to drive one of those.

It would look just great again a backdrop of fake Georgian pillars and a widdling kiddy statue on the drive

derestrictor

18,764 posts

263 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Henry, forgive me if I'm misreading your situation but as an LA bod I'm bound to jump to the conclusion you am be ein American.

If you lived in Britain and appreciated the nature of our ridiculous society you'd equally comprehend why such a thing leads to so much tooth gnashage.

It shouldn't, on one level but it does and quite frankly, that's what makes the British so bloody interesting.

However, it is another sad reflection of a brand/sub-marque diltuion which however commercially wise is anathema to the appreciators of the broader, general automotive art, at its most subjective.

I think. hehe

Dr Imran T

2,301 posts

201 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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toppstuff said:
I love it.

I love the fact that they can build it. I love the fact that it exists.

We should respect everyones freedom to have one of these if they want one, without criticism IMO.

With over-regulation and the nanny state seemingly just around the corner, this car is a definitive "up yours" to the government and the eco-fascists.

For that reason alone I think it should be welcomed.
Well, I never thought along those lines but now you mention it wink

I am sure cars like the X6M will soon be a thing of the past..

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Deva Link said:
Zod said:
Deva Link said:
I think the X5 (and similar cars) have a place as, while it's not particularly good at any one thing it does pretty well everything you could ask of a car in one vehicle. They're family utility vehicles.
The X5 certainly has a place (but not in London). The X5 M and X6 M do not.
I gather you need an SUV in London as the roads are crap. They also enable you to ingore speedbumps.
Speed bumps and potholes are the excuse people use for buying SUVs. There are plenty of them in Norht London that my DB9 will bottom out on if I take them at any speed over walking pace.

kambites

67,695 posts

223 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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I've never found a public road (in the UK) that the Elise can't deal with, so the argument that you need an SUV for speed humps and pot-holes seems a bit silly. Want, yes. Need, no.

juansolo

3,012 posts

280 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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In my list of things that I want when I win the lottery (Zeppelin crewed by pirates and wenches, own race track, etc) I want an X6. Just a base one mind as that one tarted up looks silly. The original however would be the ideal platform for my post apocalypse battle wagon. Out with the Bimmer plant and in with a LS9, it has to gurgle and idle lumpily as f**k. Also the standard blower has to go in favour of one that pokes through the bonnet and has a switch on the gearknob to turn it on and off (many will already know where this is going). Then armour, straight out the side pipes, huge tanks and a mangy dog. Yep, I see that as the spiritual successor to the V8 Interceptor. *WANT*.

But like that, no. That's all a bit sh!t.

xj6executive

117 posts

190 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Ugly as hell, heavier than an M series should ever be.............totally pointless exercise

stephen300o

15,464 posts

230 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Producing every single version of every different type of car is ridiculous.

Belfast Boy

855 posts

184 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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Quick to the Tw@tmobile!nuts

snake doctor

54 posts

177 months

Thursday 24th December 2009
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BlackSteel said:
I love this car. Don't give a stuff what anybody else thinks. Nothing will part the red sea...sorry third lane quicker than this thing!

People have stated that they think it is pointless! You just don't get it..& that's not a real problem. Myself & lots of others DO get it though!!

So next time your in your ML or Panza..sorry Audi Q7 or Range Rover sport & the Big Bad M needs to get though..just move over.
At last!!


It's a niche car for a niche market. You want 5 seats get an X5. You want economical, get a diesel SUV. You want good looking, don't get an SUV period.

I'm without kids, can afford, want big, want fast, want engineered, want 2 or 4 seats and don't care about pretty. All the expensive cars i've owned have been dynamically good at what they do, iconic or both.

I'm going to drive one ASAP next year and I believe in what the worlds press drivers have said, it will be fabulous.

Un-PC and not a great looker, but who cares. Not me, the niche market!!