Best ///M Power Bargains - Volume 2

Best ///M Power Bargains - Volume 2

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L100NYY

35,296 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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dan101smith said:
L100NYY said:
They are rather good aren't they, really rather missing my XJR this evening although I am loving the FF RR at the moment.
The Porter/Sniff car in Evo does look rather tasty, eh...
yes

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.

L100NYY

35,296 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile
Cripes.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Cripes indeed Monsieur Tweed. Cripes i-n-d-e-e-d.

W00DY

15,544 posts

228 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Cripes? That is fking unreal.

They must be really, really, astonishingly good. But I don't think I ever want to experience one, if that's how attached one gets.

L100NYY

35,296 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
Cripes indeed Monsieur Tweed. Cripes i-n-d-e-e-d.
Just get yourself a TVR and have done with it, with your car history it would be sods law that a TVR will never cause you any pain of the wallet and be the most reliable car you've owned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrP8Pg2xTQ&pla...


Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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L100NYY said:
Great Pretender said:
Cripes indeed Monsieur Tweed. Cripes i-n-d-e-e-d.
Just get yourself a TVR and have done with it, with your car history it would be sods law that a TVR will never cause you any pain of the wallet and be the most reliable car you've owned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrP8Pg2xTQ&pla...

Meh.

kazman

308 posts

169 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Can you obtain any comfort from the fact that you are now something of a legend (albeit an unfortunate one)?

I really want an E39 M5 but you are single handedly managing to put me off....

dan101smith

16,824 posts

213 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Creme de menthe. That's ridiculous. With a big R.

It it helps (it will), I've had my 540i about as long as you've had your M5, and in the same time it has cost me £150 in repairs, plus about £30 for the parts to do a service when I got it.

And it'll do 155mph.

AND, going down the motorway at 0.7 leptons, it's just as quick as an M5 doing 0.7 leptons.

Just a thought.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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dan101smith said:
Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Creme de menthe. That's ridiculous. With a big R.

It it helps (it will), I've had my 540i about as long as you've had your M5, and in the same time it has cost me £150 in repairs, plus about £30 for the parts to do a service when I got it.

And it'll do 155mph.

AND, going down the motorway at 0.7 leptons, it's just as quick as an M5 doing 0.7 leptons.

Just a thought.
love you too Dan hehe


neil_bolton

17,113 posts

266 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
dan101smith said:
Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Creme de menthe. That's ridiculous. With a big R.

It it helps (it will), I've had my 540i about as long as you've had your M5, and in the same time it has cost me £150 in repairs, plus about £30 for the parts to do a service when I got it.

And it'll do 155mph.

AND, going down the motorway at 0.7 leptons, it's just as quick as an M5 doing 0.7 leptons.

Just a thought.
love you too Dan hehe
hehe Don't you love the ever-optimists.


Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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neil_bolton said:
Great Pretender said:
dan101smith said:
Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Creme de menthe. That's ridiculous. With a big R.

It it helps (it will), I've had my 540i about as long as you've had your M5, and in the same time it has cost me £150 in repairs, plus about £30 for the parts to do a service when I got it.

And it'll do 155mph.

AND, going down the motorway at 0.7 leptons, it's just as quick as an M5 doing 0.7 leptons.

Just a thought.
love you too Dan hehe
hehe Don't you love the ever-optimists.
You bring the spade and I'll sort out the duct-tape yeah?

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

266 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
neil_bolton said:
Great Pretender said:
dan101smith said:
Great Pretender said:
Funfgate Part IV:

She's booked in next week for another wallet raping session; this time it's the rear ball joints and the propshaft coupling that have met their maker.

So far, I'm sticking with the tradition of a large bill for each month I've owned the car. This latest one should take the running costs thus far well into the £5k mark smile

Pass me the crack pipe.
Creme de menthe. That's ridiculous. With a big R.

It it helps (it will), I've had my 540i about as long as you've had your M5, and in the same time it has cost me £150 in repairs, plus about £30 for the parts to do a service when I got it.

And it'll do 155mph.

AND, going down the motorway at 0.7 leptons, it's just as quick as an M5 doing 0.7 leptons.

Just a thought.
love you too Dan hehe
hehe Don't you love the ever-optimists.
You bring the spade and I'll sort out the duct-tape yeah?
I brought some quick-lime the other day. Two bags in the boot good enough?

dan101smith

16,824 posts

213 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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You'll have to catch me first, and I'm confident you don't have enough fuel pumps for that tongue out

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

266 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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dan101smith said:
You'll have to catch me first, and I'm confident you don't have enough fuel pumps for that tongue out
Mental Note to Self:

Give Dan a slap when I meet him.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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dan101smith said:
You'll have to catch me first, and I'm confident you don't have enough fuel pumps for that tongue out
Why, you...

>splutter<

...little...

Gah! Burn him!

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

266 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Great Pretender said:
dan101smith said:
You'll have to catch me first, and I'm confident you don't have enough fuel pumps for that tongue out
Why, you...

>splutter<

...little...

Gah! Burn him!
That wasn't the sound of one of our two M5's spluttering was it, or was it just you?

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Definitely you yes

Marty Funkhouser

5,427 posts

183 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Erm...are all M5's as unreliable as seem to be the case with the ones you've bought Great Pretender?

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th January 2011
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Erm...are all M5's as unreliable as seem to be the case with the ones you've bought Great Pretender?
hehe

Apparently there are some reliable ones out there, but for whatever reason they seem to evade me!

In fairness, a lot of it depends on how much due diligence you perform before buying. Had I not been in a rush to buy the first car I saw (patience is not a virtue of mine) I'd likely have either bought a higher mileage car with evidence of work done to it, or saved a little more for a v. low mileage minter.

As it stands I bought a car on the cusp of needing some 'refreshment' smile