Cars taking on bikes (again)

[Red 4]

legzr1 said:

Most of you are.

You wish.

[ChilliWhizz]

So much testosterone in one thread

[legzr1]

Red 4 said:

You wish.

Not really, no.

Ridden a bike recently? Say, any super bike from around 2005-on?

[legzr1]

ChilliWhizz said:

So much testosterone in one thread

Mixed with reality and real-life experience -vs- tripe and dodgy fuel pump relays on defunct iron

[Red 4]

legzr1 said:

Not really, no.

Ridden a bike recently? Say, any super bike from around 2005-on?

Does a BMX count ?

Oh go on then, tell me how fast you are. You're sure to impress me.

[anonymous-user]

Red 4 said:

Does a BMX count ?

Oh go on then, tell me how fast you are. You're sure to impress me.

Depends if you have trick nuts. If you can go over a self made dirt jump in a Porsche in the same way as I can on a Grifter then you win.

Btw, my bike will do 186 mph with a gear to spare. My car is geared for 236 mph so I win.

[ChilliWhizz]

legzr1 said:

ChilliWhizz said:

So much testosterone in one thread

Mixed with reality and real-life experience -vs- tripe and dodgy fuel pump relays on defunct iron

Hmm, for some reason you’ve taken the time to read my recent posts on the Chimaera forum, called it tripe, and my p&j ‘defunct iron’ whilst suggesting its ‘vs’ reality and real life experience...

How strange....

[Red 4]

ChilliWhizz said:

Hmm, for some reason you’ve taken the time to read my recent posts on the Chimaera forum, called it tripe, and my p&j ‘defunct iron’ whilst suggesting its ‘vs’ reality and real life experience...

How strange....

He lives in an alternate universe, it's not his fault.

He should be given help, encouragement and support until he understands the real reality.

A bit of understanding can go a long way.

[legzr1]

Red 4 said:

Oh go on then, tell me how fast you are. You're sure to impress me.

No need, I’m sure you’ll get it soon if you just admit it to yourself.

[legzr1]

ChilliWhizz said:

Hmm, for some reason you’ve taken the time to read my recent posts on the Chimaera forum, called it tripe, and my p&j ‘defunct iron’ whilst suggesting its ‘vs’ reality and real life experience...

How strange....

Not really.

You seem to have an interest in this non-argument so I checked out what you base your opinion on.
There was a slim chance you actually owned a half decent bike or had ridden one. Hell, you might even be able to ride and have a licence.
But, all I found was a post you started about a broken down car from a defunct manufacturer.

‘Tripe’ referred to the half-arsed comments from the F1 drivers on here - apologies if you thought it aimed ‘only’ at you.

Now, back to the delusional world of stuck in traffic dreaming of even getting near a £5000 bike you lot

[Red 4]

wormus said:

Depends if you have trick nuts. If you can go over a self made dirt jump in a Porsche in the same way as I can on a Grifter then you win.

Btw, my bike will do 186 mph with a gear to spare. My car is geared for 236 mph so I win.

A Grifter is a big boy's bike.

I've just graduated from a Budgie to a Tomahawk. The BMX was on loan (well, PCP, and the finance company don't like modifications).


236 MPH is impressive in a Discovery though.

I've managed 172 MPH in a Vectra (no idea why that car was so fast) and the same in a 911 Turbo S with another gear to go.

Do you think the big boy's club might consider my application for membership if I promise to brag about everything and consider myself better than I am ?

[ChilliWhizz]

legzr1 said:

ChilliWhizz said:

Hmm, for some reason you’ve taken the time to read my recent posts on the Chimaera forum, called it tripe, and my p&j ‘defunct iron’ whilst suggesting its ‘vs’ reality and real life experience...

How strange....

Not really.

You seem to have an interest in this non-argument so I checked out what you base your opinion on.
There was a slim chance you actually owned a half decent bike or had ridden one. Hell, you might even be able to ride and have a licence.
But, all I found was a post you started about a broken down car from a defunct manufacturer.

‘Tripe’ referred to the half-arsed comments from the F1 drivers on here - apologies if you thought it aimed ‘only’ at you.

Now, back to the delusional world of stuck in traffic dreaming of even getting near a £5000 bike you lot

Bike license in 1968, probably before you were born dipst... get a life

[Gavia]

ChilliWhizz said:

legzr1 said:

ChilliWhizz said:

Hmm, for some reason you’ve taken the time to read my recent posts on the Chimaera forum, called it tripe, and my p&j ‘defunct iron’ whilst suggesting its ‘vs’ reality and real life experience...

How strange....

Not really.

You seem to have an interest in this non-argument so I checked out what you base your opinion on.
There was a slim chance you actually owned a half decent bike or had ridden one. Hell, you might even be able to ride and have a licence.
But, all I found was a post you started about a broken down car from a defunct manufacturer.

‘Tripe’ referred to the half-arsed comments from the F1 drivers on here - apologies if you thought it aimed ‘only’ at you.

Now, back to the delusional world of stuck in traffic dreaming of even getting near a £5000 bike you lot

Bike license in 1968, probably before you were born dipst... get a life

Woah! Can we save the ire for the Pork girls please

[Red 4]

ChilliWhizz said:

Bike license in 1968, probably before you were born dipst... get a life

Don't be mean, you've got an internet stalker checking your posting history.

You should be flattered.

[ChilliWhizz]

Gavia said:

Woah! Can we save the ire for the Pork girls please

Sorry....

[ChilliWhizz]

Red 4 said:

ChilliWhizz said:

Bike license in 1968, probably before you were born dipst... get a life

Don't be mean, you've got an internet stalker checking your posting history.

You should be flattered.

[anonymous-user]

Red 4 said:

236 MPH is impressive in a Discovery though.

I've managed 172 MPH in a Vectra (no idea why that car was so fast) and the same in a 911 Turbo S with another gear to go.

Do you think the big boy's club might consider my application for membership if I promise to brag about everything and consider myself better than I am ?

Yes and my Disco will do that speed across a ploughed field covered in 3 feet of water. Unlike any Porsche.

You should add something to your garage so we can compare peni.

[Boosted LS1]

If it's a big penis it'll pogo stick faster then any wheeled vehicle. I don't have a car.

[Red 4]

wormus said:

Yes and my Disco will do that speed over a ploughed field covered in 3 feet of water. Unlike any Porsche.

You should add something to your garage so we can compare peni.

Garage is currently a bit boring I'm afraid although I do have a bit of Jinba Ittai going on.

Fast Fords, Hondas, Renault sport stuff, the occasional M car and big, scary motorbikes (although I don't ride anymore) did reside there once upon a time though.

I think I need a Disco to inject some much needed spice into my life. And a GT3 (Club Sport, obvs) because rollcages make you look faster. Even if you're not. Much like bikes actually.

[anonymous-user]

Red 4 said:

Garage is currently a bit boring I'm afraid although I do have a bit of Jinba Ittai going on.

Fast Fords, Hondas, Renault sport stuff, the occasional M car and big, scary motorbikes (although I don't ride anymore) did reside there once upon a time though.

I think I need a Disco to inject some much needed spice into my life. And a GT3 (Club Sport, obvs) because rollcages make you look faster. Even if you're not. Much like bikes actually.

Everyone should have a Disco. If you are embarking on an adventure or just a long drive, they are hard to fault.

And bikes are faster.