The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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PF62

3,729 posts

175 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Vipers said:
Absolutely no hope for some, a driver gave the finger when he got a parking ticket in Birmingham for parking on the pavement, close to a car park as well.
Birmingham - zero chance that car is registered in their name and that it doesn't belong to a 'cousin' with a very similar name who happens to be out of the country.

Vipers said:
The police said there were nine tickets in the post for the same motorists for the same offence.

I guess some are just born stupid.
Who is the stupid one? The authorities for issuing tickets that cannot be enforced or the person parking wherever they want.



ConnectionError

1,844 posts

71 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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when I squeezed walked past this one, to the right, the owner shouted at me to use the road and I would be paying if her card was damaged.

Note the left hand wing mirror is carefully folded in, but not the right one!

Red9zero

7,131 posts

59 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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We have a new pavement layout in the centre of our village, as it was too easy for people to park on them before. It's obviously working well laugh


donkmeister

8,360 posts

102 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Red9zero said:
We have a new pavement layout in the centre of our village, as it was too easy for people to park on them before. It's obviously working well laugh

I genuinely feel that councils need to start putting bollards in to stop people using pedestrian-only dropped kerbs for driving onto/across pavements.

They put a pedestrian crossing in near my FIL and the residents adjacent have since turned their front gardens into gravelly stheaps and started using the crossing as their access. Then there's the Domino's pizza, which seems to have taken over a different pedestrian area as a waiting zone for the same morbidly obese Jabba the Hutt lookalike to sit in her car scrolling and awaiting pizzas to deliver/accidentally eat.

Dan Singh

891 posts

52 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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ConnectionError said:



when I squeezed walked past this one, to the right, the owner shouted at me to use the road and I would be paying if her card was damaged.

Note the left hand wing mirror is carefully folded in, but not the right one!
I hope you shouted back telling them to get fked.

ro250

2,771 posts

59 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Not sure if I was a 'bad parker' yesterday. Parked down a residential street and when I got back to the car I noticed a bus stop sign where I'd parked. In my defence, there was quite a steep verge and a street lamp in front of it. There were no road markings for the bus stop at all. Does that make it legal to park there? (to repeat, it wasn't intentional).

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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ConnectionError said:



when I squeezed walked past this one, to the right, the owner shouted at me to use the road and I would be paying if her card was damaged.

Note the left hand wing mirror is carefully folded in, but not the right one!
Would have give her some choice words.

TCEvo

12,849 posts

204 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Red9zero said:
We have a new pavement layout in the centre of our village, as it was too easy for people to park on them before. It's obviously working well laugh

I had a 208 GTI until recently - the doors are so long I'm surprised that that knob could actually get out of the car, given the position of that bollard.

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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So I am walking through the car park, and thought “Doesn’t look like the end of one of those ginormous long saloons……..”



I went around the front and lo and behold, it wasn’t a ginormous long saloons at all, some folk just shouldn’t be allowed out on their own, how can anyone think that will do, only idea that comes to my mind is some self centered old biddy who wants to make sure no one blocks her loading her shopping into the boot laugh, bit I am sure that didn’t even enter the equation, just ste parking.


Blib

44,364 posts

199 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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FFS!

He parked right next to me. frown


bmwmike

7,025 posts

110 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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ConnectionError said:



when I squeezed walked past this one, to the right, the owner shouted at me to use the road and I would be paying if her card was damaged.

Note the left hand wing mirror is carefully folded in, but not the right one!
I "played the drums" on the roof of a car that was parked like that as I walked/squeezed past and the person said nothing.


21st Century Man

41,080 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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Blib said:
FFS!

He parked right next to me. frown

At least he's not straddling two moons.

Somebody

1,217 posts

85 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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donkmeister

8,360 posts

102 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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Vipers said:
So I am walking through the car park, and thought “Doesn’t look like the end of one of those ginormous long saloons……..”



I went around the front and lo and behold, it wasn’t a ginormous long saloons at all, some folk just shouldn’t be allowed out on their own, how can anyone think that will do, only idea that comes to my mind is some self centered old biddy who wants to make sure no one blocks her loading her shopping into the boot laugh, bit I am sure that didn’t even enter the equation, just ste parking.

Penny to a pound they chose that spot because they could drive through forwards. Reversing is SO hard, especially when your car is 10' long with a wheel at each corner.

Guarantee they will have a trolley, will want access to their boot and will drag the trolley along neighbouring cars to get there.

tt601

218 posts

177 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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I thought this was an interesting example of bad parking until I did a double take and saw the position of the front wheels…


5s Alive

1,937 posts

36 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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tt601 said:
I thought this was an interesting example of bad parking until I did a double take and saw the position of the front wheels…

Some drivers just can't make their mind up which way they want to go!
Either that or the Juke has a really aggressive (and indecisive) lane keep assist system. hehe

sir humphrey appleby

1,629 posts

224 months

Tuesday 21st November 2023
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The mind boggles.

Blue 7

161 posts

175 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2023
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By strange coincidence, I spotted this one this morning.

generationx

6,920 posts

107 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2023
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5s Alive said:
tt601 said:
I thought this was an interesting example of bad parking until I did a double take and saw the position of the front wheels…

Some drivers just can't make their mind up which way they want to go!
Either that or the Juke has a really aggressive (and indecisive) lane keep assist system. hehe
Halfords-adjusted tracking?

5s Alive

1,937 posts

36 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2023
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generationx said:
5s Alive said:
tt601 said:
I thought this was an interesting example of bad parking until I did a double take and saw the position of the front wheels…

Some drivers just can't make their mind up which way they want to go!
Either that or the Juke has a really aggressive (and indecisive) lane keep assist system. hehe
Halfords-adjusted tracking?
Failed it's last MOT on nearside front suspension ball joint excessively worn (couldn't resist!) so I'm guessing they only changed one and 11mths later the driver side parted company.