Car trends that you hope die

Car trends that you hope die

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sunnydude

907 posts

129 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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PoleDriver said:
PH is not for you!
Try here! biggrin

WT....F..... They have a car section on their horrid website? eek

chrisb92

1,051 posts

126 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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I can't help but read some of these responses and think instead of meaning 'car trends I hope die' they mean 'car trends I secretly wish my car had'.

There's the usual cringey anti German mob that pop up in every post I seem to read now. Basically you're not a petrolhead if you don't drive a 15 year old 2 grand Saab with no optional extras.

You have a new, black, German car with large wheels, park assist, electric parking brake, sat nav, 0-60 in under 6 seconds and over 30 mpg? Pssssh, come back when you have a 2001 1.9 Tdi Saab mate. They're the bks. And you can buy them cash. Finance is for wkers. Why waste money on finance when you can spend it on repair bills instead?!


Stanced and camber? I agree with that! The sooner that's gone the better.

AH33

2,066 posts

137 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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Cornering foglights
The fog lights that come on while cornering
Directional foglights
One fog light that comes on round bends
Corner illuminating lights

DavidJG

3,568 posts

134 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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chrisb92 said:
Stanced and camber? I agree with that! The sooner that's gone the better.
The term 'stanced'. Stance is a noun, not a verb. The word 'stanced' is something made up by the 'innit bruv' scene, not a real word.

LunarOne

5,379 posts

139 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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chrisb92 said:
Stanced and camber? I agree with that! The sooner that's gone the better.
Is that a trend still? Surely that went out in the '90s along with wearing baseball caps backwards, having a massive white "//////Alpine" sticker on your windscreen and saying "rinsin!" - whatever that meant...



irocfan

40,772 posts

192 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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swerni said:
sunnydude said:
PoleDriver said:
PH is not for you!
Try here! biggrin

WT....F..... They have a car section on their horrid website? eek Not a car section in the way that you'd understand it I suspecthehe
And they can say wk tt and pissflaps you can pissflaps on here too... nothing much else though!!

danllama

5,728 posts

144 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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PorkInsider said:
Ugly cars which people pretend to like the look of only because they are (or were) quick.

Nissan GTR
Impreza
Evo
Skyline
Civic Type R
Etc.
Ignoramus. Try to comprehend that other people genuinely prefer different things to you.


thebigmacmoomin

2,806 posts

171 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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White cars
Brown cars
DRL's

rb5er

11,657 posts

174 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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chrisb92 said:
There's the usual cringey anti German mob that pop up in every post I seem to read now.
Spot the fanboi.

Its not the cars, some are quite good and some are amazing albeit not so good in regards to reliability in general.

It's more the sheeple that buy them (oh I only buy premium German cars don't you know) and the fact that almost every car on the road is a Vag, BMW or Merc and the drivers (tend to) have an air of superiority about them in the way they drive.

"Its German so must be the best thing out there" (due to aggressive styling/lighting and soft touch dashboards)

Tantamount to overpriced Apple crap in most situations. Image image image.

I'd love an RS6 (wouldn't buy such a mobeypit in reality though) but it would be because I love the idea of mega power in an awd estate car not because it has 4 rings on the bonnet which is why most people want an Audi.

InductionRoar

2,016 posts

134 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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andySC said:
Fake splitters/diffusers. They appear on all kinds of ste.


Now this is something I cannot stand. I doubt the average owner even knows what they are imitating. Absolutely pointless and ugly.

AH33

2,066 posts

137 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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LunarOne said:
Is that a trend still? Surely that went out in the '90s along with wearing baseball caps backwards, having a massive white "//////Alpine" sticker on your windscreen and saying "rinsin!" - whatever that meant...
R U KIDDIN M8?

Next you'll be telling my my neons and chrome spinners have gone out of fashion biggrin

JockySteer

1,407 posts

118 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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yonex said:
Can I add stickers. PH ones included. I really don't like stickers;

'One life, live it'
'PH'
'Nurburgring'
'M25'
'dub'
'car club'

Totally gash.
I'm with you. Some others I'd like to add to the bin..

'Hoonigan'
That weird nazi-esque hand gesture. A quick Google reveals it's called 'The Shocker' - how tasteful.

I'd also like to burn every single Paul Walker tribute sticker. If anyone on PH owns one.. shame on you.

Monkeylegend

26,591 posts

233 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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Cars with a top speed of more than 70mph.

JockySteer

1,407 posts

118 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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Idonthavencb said:
TIGA84 said:
Jesus, I can't even afford a Boxster now.

When the fk did they get to 90 grand?????

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...
It's not even a fking GT4!
It's not far off to be fair!

M3DGE

1,979 posts

166 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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carlove said:
Not strictly a trend but BMW indicator stalks, they're awful, Vauxhalls as well, however I think they use normal stalks now.
Yes, Vauxhall went back to traditional mechanical systems by popular demand! You could always spot a new Vectra by it's indicator switching from one side to 'tother...

chrisb92

1,051 posts

126 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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rb5er said:
chrisb92 said:
There's the usual cringey anti German mob that pop up in every post I seem to read now.
Spot the fanboi.

Its not the cars, some are quite good and some are amazing albeit not so good in regards to reliability in general.

It's more the sheeple that buy them (oh I only buy premium German cars don't you know) and the fact that almost every car on the road is a Vag, BMW or Merc and the drivers (tend to) have an air of superiority about them in the way they drive.

"Its German so must be the best thing out there" (due to aggressive styling/lighting and soft touch dashboards)

Tantamount to overpriced Apple crap in most situations. Image image image.

I'd love an RS6 (wouldn't buy such a mobeypit in reality though) but it would be because I love the idea of mega power in an awd estate car not because it has 4 rings on the bonnet which is why most people want an Audi.
That's such a poor generalisation about people driving with an 'air of superiority'. I'm not a fanboy, just a realist. Sit in a Mondeo then sit in a Mercedes C Class or a 3 series and you'll see why they are more desirable. I imagine most buy the BMW/Audi/Mercedes for the exact reason you gave... because they don't want a sluggish 130bhp FWD mondeo?
Do they have a Mondeo that compares to a 330d? Nope. Do they have a ford that compares to a 5 series? Nope. There is a reason people buy those cars not just the badge as you seem to believe.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

56 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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JockySteer said:
Idonthavencb said:
TIGA84 said:
Jesus, I can't even afford a Boxster now.

When the fk did they get to 90 grand?????

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...
It's not even a fking GT4!
It's not far off to be fair!
£90k!! jesus christ.

garyjpaterson

137 posts

104 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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Manufacturers obsessions with marketing everything as 'Premium'. Its what I like about the C4 Cactus, and I'm glad Citroen are keeping their 'Premium cars' relatively separate through their DS Range.

I like luxury cars. I like cheap and cheerful cars. But it seems like nowadays even Supermini's and small Hatchbacks have to be seen as 'upmarket' to sell.

PoleDriver

28,667 posts

196 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Cars with a top speed of more than 70mph.

T1berious

2,279 posts

157 months

Wednesday 30th March 2016
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I know, it's been said before, even in this very thread but my top peeve fashion I hope dies from a long drop has to be EVERYTHING certain manufacturers produce having a halo model designation as a trim!

The final straw was the 216 Tourer M Sport (why).



A car as sporty as Dawn French in Lycra.

BMW. Duck Off.

I know it's a fashion, I'm hoping it will snuff itself out and suffocate.

And breathe.....