I've never had a car with......

[Robatr0n]

[george h]

... with vertical opening doors, sadly

[North West Tom]

Mr POD said:

130 in my case

52 in my case.

[glazbagun]

Any driving credibility.

[Twincam16]

Traction control, electronic brakeforce distribution, airbags anywhere other than the middle of the steering wheel, satnav, a screen in the middle of the dashboard, air conditioning or an electronic handbrake.

[mikel429]

Cloth interior
...Out a towbar
...Out a/c
...Out a cd player
A 0-60 of less than 11 seconds
A redline of more than 5500rpm
A rotary engine

There's probably loads more, but I don't have the energy

[chuno]

Any toys whatsoever.

Currently have 3 cars and none of them have power steering, only 1 has central locking and electric windows.

I think leccy windows is about as luxiourous as it gets with my car history!

[M666 EVO]

... the decency to buy me a beer!

[mybrainhurts]

Leaf springs...

[angusc43]

A vase mounted on the dashboard.

[suffolk009]

angusc43 said:

A vase mounted on the dashboard.

new beetle huh?

[mybrainhurts]

swerni said:

mybrainhurts said:

Leaf springs...

I thought you were going to say

with......out a starter handle

As this isn't the new Polite Climate Thread...PISS ORF, YOU.

[GTR Cook]

Mid engine, rear wheel drive- maybe someday!
Go faster stripes.
Spinners or any other crap chrome/bling wheels.
Gun and drinks case in the boot.
Four doors.

[ZesPak]

swerni said:

mybrainhurts said:

Leaf springs...

I thought you were going to say

with......out a starter handle

He was... but then he forgot

[soad]

Door opening button found under the mirror.

[angusc43]

suffolk009 said:

angusc43 said:

A vase mounted on the dashboard.

new beetle huh?

Yup. Not planning on getting one any time soon, either.

[Riley Blue]

...an engine larger than two litres and four cylinders.

[Dangerous2]

machine guns.

[rix]

Pop up headlights... It's an itch I must scratch!

[SlimRick]

Double Glazing