The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[Arrius]

I wish I took a few pictures of how my dad parks. Suffice it to say it would be educational.

He is 60 years old and he is driving for 30+ years but he never bothered how to drive stick properly and parallel parking.

[Lgfst]

I saw this on Facebook. Quite a few differing comments

https://www.facebook.com/groups/northwichlife/perm...

[_dobbo_]

Brads67 said:

Yawn. Keyboard warrior etc etc etc .

You`re ignoring the fact that I don`t care hence no tantrum.

You came into a thread about bad parking and boasted about your bad parking - what did you think would happen?

[Mandalore]

Brads67 said:

Mandalore said:

Oh it’s pretty clear who is the dick.


He reminds me of that other cockwomble with the Audi TT who made the rounds on Facebook a year or so back.

He was also an intolerable throbber that went into a full on fairy tantrum when the truth was pointed out.

Yawn. Keyboard warrior etc etc etc .

You`re ignoring the fact that I don`t care hence no tantrum.

If you don't care that everyone in the shop and the world at large thinks you're a dick, why do you keep coming back for a recap?

Because, the rest of the world can carry on all day like a tag team.

[Escort3500]

nonsequitur said:

PurpleMoonlight said:

A new Aldi opened across the road at 8.00 am today. This is about 8.10 am.

All those parked on the road are on double yellows.

20180412_081621 by Don Beech, on Flickr


And if you don't have a car, why not steal a trolley.

20180412_082218 by Don Beech, on Flickr

I think that is Brad's car in the distance.

Surely Aldi would have given our hero a whole car park all of his own?

[Speed 3]

Time to move on or lock the thread.

[Speed 3]

Lgfst said:

I saw this on Facebook. Quite a few differing comments

https://www.facebook.com/groups/northwichlife/perm...

Post on Loserbook deleted unsurprisingly

[2354519y]

Didn't even try to get in the lines

[nonsequitur]

Speed 3 said:

Time to move on or lock the thread.

I wish I had such influence on PH.

[Hol]

Someinsignificanttwep said:

Hahahaha....

POOF!!

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I think I just heard someone’s head exploding with the effort of not caring.

[Vipers]

nonsequitur said:

Speed 3 said:

Time to move on or lock the thread.

I wish I had such influence on PH.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You don't have to visit it.

[Brads67]

Hol said:

I think I just heard someone’s head exploding with the effort of not caring.

You missed out an R.

[mr alan]

Brads67 said:

Zooks said:

Nice job, couldn't walk another 20 seconds from the completely empty overflow carpark?

Nicely done.
Not causing a hindrance and protecting his car from the utter fkwits who populate shopping centre car parks with a wish to fk every car door they can bash.

Well it is causing a hindrance to every one else. Just park further away like I do. Easy to do and everyone won’t think you are a c@@t

[AlexRS2782]

Copied over from a thread in SP&L:

karma mechanic said:

The morons are everywhere. Fordingbridge Fire Station for example, people parking in front of the big doors. Those big doors where the fire appliances drive out. The firefighters asking them to move getting verbal abuse:



I'd call up that tractor guy from the Lake District...

[ericmcn]

Gad-Westy said:

"don't worry, we can walk to the kerb from here."

that moron probably doesnt realise that parking in such a position means his/her car is more likely to be damaged by a passing vehicle (which i hope it was)

[Steff1965]

Rubins4 said:

Busy petrol station/m&s forecourt at lunchtime. Parked right up against the bay to the left rendering it unusable despite loads of room available with the disabled bay to the right.

Is it not better to make bay on the left unusable rather than the disabled bay though?

[Bonefish Blues]

OTOH it's obstructing nobody and is 1000% better than a pavement Parker.

[DoubleD]

Bonefish Blues said:

OTOH it's obstructing nobody and is 1000% better than a pavement Parker.

What is OTOH?

[mr alan]

On the other hand ?

[nonsequitur]

Speed 3 said:

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How a few of my early dates have ended.