One for the speeling & grama Police

One for the speeling & grama Police

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TonykartEVR

270 posts

151 months

Monday 6th February 2012
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Ha Ha that is brilliant i love it!

Someone has got a bargain with 'cheep' tax on that beauty!

AlexKing

613 posts

160 months

Monday 6th February 2012
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lesstatt said:
Oh i have a right to, i was born in edinburgh................. so i cant be racist can i, thats like saying lenny henry cant do black guy jokes
I could cut you to pieces, but it would be like kicking a defenceless puppy.

An arrogant, bigoted, illiterate puppy.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Bisonhead said:
My brain hurts!

Oi......irked

soad

32,956 posts

178 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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traffman said:
Could he possibly be dyslexic ?
Suppose so.

CoolHands

18,822 posts

197 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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this thread has made me laugh, and I've not even clicked on the advert!

skinley

1,681 posts

162 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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traffman said:
Could he possibly be dyslexic ?
Could he not use a spell checker or get someone to proof read it?

All that jazz

7,632 posts

148 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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It's obviously a troll or deliberate wind-up. Check out how he manages it to complete fail at spelling 'ignition' in the middle of the first paragraph, but then several lines later has no such difficulties.

As the youngsters would say : EPIC FAIL. laugh

12gauge

1,274 posts

176 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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exactly the kind of car i'd expect someone who writes like that to drive.

Also the front seats look like someones shat on them.

Fulvisti

320 posts

172 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Do you think he's got a peech inspediment too? Maybe that's why it's all bass ackwards? Or maybe lisdexia?

djdestiny

6,542 posts

180 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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traffman said:
Could he possibly be dyslexic ?
My brother is, but even his spelling is better than that

PumpkinSteve

4,107 posts

158 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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He got some long words right:
said:
confident, thermostat, becoming


but when it came to the short words he was stumped:
said:
maby, onde, bild, ald skool stile, blak

danyeates

7,248 posts

224 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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PumpkinSteve said:
He got some long words right:
said:
confident, thermostat, becoming


but when it came to the short words he was stumped:
said:
maby, onde, bild, ald skool stile, blak
Naber. I had no idea what that was! Took me a few seconds to decide, it should be neighbour.

Also, incorrect mileage (engine and clocks are both from different cars), no service history and a dodgy story to go with it, broken ignition barrel and other bits. Sounds really genuine! Surprised if it has a VIN number!

Bisonhead

1,568 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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mybrainhurts said:
Bisonhead said:
My brain hurts!

Oi......irked
Ha ha, I did think of that user name when I posted, sorry!

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

267 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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lesstatt said:
Oh i have a right to, i was born in edinburgh................. so i cant be racist can i, thats like saying lenny henry cant do black guy jokes
Are the Scots a race? I thought they were a nation.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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"unforthitley" - that's the favourite!