Two Green 'A'holes get Punked!

Two Green 'A'holes get Punked!

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aizvara

2,051 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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1981linley said:
Prius drivers!!! They all seem on a moral crusade. They love overtaking me at 90 on the motorway when I'm in the Evora quite happily in cruise sipping juice at 70 mph and returning 33 mpg...they are worse than angry bored DADs in MPVs at doing that. As if I couldn't smash past them if I wanted, but I just chuckle. Carbon footprint on a Prius is also massive with all those parts, batteries and ten year life span. Many of the LandRovers and Lotuses they tut at will still be on the road in 30 years time.
Is this some sort of PH-stereotype pastiche?

1981linley

937 posts

149 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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Yes...It does have some semblance of reality though...but I forget to mention....obviously...that all Prius owners also have beards...with crumbs in...and travel everywhere with sandwiches and a flask.

Sulli

584 posts

221 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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Jimbeaux said:
Oh, for the love of God and not having my phone/camera handy! I was driving away from the office today at lunch when I passed two emaciated looking fellows (the look rabid vegetarians take on after too much dedication to their craft) placing flyers on windshields in the parking lot. These flyers later turned out to be tirades about going green and ridiculing those non-practitioners in such as way as to not persuade but to ps off. Apparently, some had already read these flyers and got the red ass as these two were climbing into their…..you guessed it…..a Honda Insight and the ever self important Prius. These two pulled out in further pursuit of their quest when two obviously un amused drivers (the red-assed ones) piloting a late model Mustang Cobra and a Dodge Ram pickup, equipped with the V-10 Cummins Diesel option, gave chase. I of course fell in behind them as a citizen’s duty to lay journalism. Between two red lights, the Cobra shifts down and zips by the Prius in the left lane (where the rain water is holding) and delivers a perfect wave of muddy, asphalt-laden water from stem to stern before settling in between the two enviro-jihadists. The Dodge Ram went to the front of the pack, billowing black diesel smoke, stopping in front of the Insight (which had a personalized license plate “72 MPG” obnoxiously displayed) causing the unsightly car to test its brakes. Sitting at the red light, with both an astonished and angry (in a vegetarian sort of way) look on his drawn pale face was the Insight driver staring at the eye-level tailgate laden with a three foot wide magnetic black outline of a foot with the caption; “I am proud of my carbon footprint” just below it. This all happened in the space of about 12 seconds but made my whole day.
This truck and Prius are locals and I have seen them both involved in similar escapades over recent times. Apparently, one is a crusader for green issues and the Ram owner revels in winding them up. Just wanted to share my smile with you all tonight. smile

aizvara

2,051 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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1981linley said:
Yes...It does have some semblance of reality though...but I forget to mention....obviously...that all Prius owners also have beards...with crumbs in...and travel everywhere with sandwiches and a flask.
Stay off the caffeine in future.

pistonpie

175 posts

161 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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so..stereotypical lefties meet some stereotypical right wingers..i'm far from a leftie but I think you sound like the tt...

Herbs

4,933 posts

231 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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pistonpie said:
so..stereotypical lefties meet some stereotypical right wingers..i'm far from a leftie but I think you sound like the tt...
The OP???? confused

Marquis Rex

7,377 posts

241 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Jimbeaux said:
Oh, for the love of God and not having my phone/camera handy! I was driving away from the office today at lunch when I passed two emaciated looking fellows (the look rabid vegetarians take on after too much dedication to their craft) placing flyers on windshields in the parking lot. These flyers later turned out to be tirades about going green and ridiculing those non-practitioners in such as way as to not persuade but to ps off. Apparently, some had already read these flyers and got the red ass as these two were climbing into their…..you guessed it…..a Honda Insight and the ever self important Prius. These two pulled out in further pursuit of their quest when two obviously un amused drivers (the red-assed ones) piloting a late model Mustang Cobra and a Dodge Ram pickup, equipped with the V-10 Cummins Diesel option, gave chase. I of course fell in behind them as a citizen’s duty to lay journalism. Between two red lights, the Cobra shifts down and zips by the Prius in the left lane (where the rain water is holding) and delivers a perfect wave of muddy, asphalt-laden water from stem to stern before settling in between the two enviro-jihadists. The Dodge Ram went to the front of the pack, billowing black diesel smoke, stopping in front of the Insight (which had a personalized license plate “72 MPG” obnoxiously displayed) causing the unsightly car to test its brakes. Sitting at the red light, with both an astonished and angry (in a vegetarian sort of way) look on his drawn pale face was the Insight driver staring at the eye-level tailgate laden with a three foot wide magnetic black outline of a foot with the caption; “I am proud of my carbon footprint” just below it. This all happened in the space of about 12 seconds but made my whole day.
This truck and Prius are locals and I have seen them both involved in similar escapades over recent times. Apparently, one is a crusader for green issues and the Ram owner revels in winding them up. Just wanted to share my smile with you all tonight. smile
Great story mate. Except....V10 Cummins Diesel engine must have been a custom one off wink


[Trusty Cummins ISB is a 5.9 or 6.7 Inline 6 nerd]

Marquis Rex

7,377 posts

241 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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pistonpie said:
so..stereotypical lefties meet some stereotypical right wingers..i'm far from a leftie but I think you sound like the tt...
Lay off the lentils- they obviously reduce IQ

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Justayellowbadge said:
Well that is exactly the kind of informed debate that will definitely change their minds, and will in no way reinforce any of the stereotypes they already hold.

Moronic.
If you had seen the flyer content you would understand. It was not pursuasive, it was insulting. Had it been a well formed and delivered opinion, everyone would have let it go as such.

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Willy Nilly said:
[quote=Jimbeaux and a Dodge Ram pickup, equipped with the V-10 Cummins Diesel option
V10 Cummins? In a Pickup? Stupid boy.
Who, me?

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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ArsE92 said:
None of this happened.
Actually, this happens somewhere in town about everyday.

SWoll

18,751 posts

260 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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poing said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Well that is exactly the kind of informed debate that will definitely change their minds, and will in no way reinforce any of the stereotypes they already hold.

Moronic.
None of that stops it being bloody funny though.
You're right, it doesn't.

Not being funny, or I would suggest true, is what does that...

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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pistonpie said:
so..stereotypical lefties meet some stereotypical right wingers..i'm far from a leftie but I think you sound like the tt...
I sound a tt? I was just watching, but heh, whatever you say. smile

versus

612 posts

150 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Man that took some effort to read.

ge0rge

3,053 posts

207 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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versus said:
Man that took some effort to read.
Yeah good story once you'd gotten your head around the structure .

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Marquis Rex said:
Jimbeaux said:
Oh, for the love of God and not having my phone/camera handy! I was driving away from the office today at lunch when I passed two emaciated looking fellows (the look rabid vegetarians take on after too much dedication to their craft) placing flyers on windshields in the parking lot. These flyers later turned out to be tirades about going green and ridiculing those non-practitioners in such as way as to not persuade but to ps off. Apparently, some had already read these flyers and got the red ass as these two were climbing into their…..you guessed it…..a Honda Insight and the ever self important Prius. These two pulled out in further pursuit of their quest when two obviously un amused drivers (the red-assed ones) piloting a late model Mustang Cobra and a Dodge Ram pickup, equipped with the V-10 Cummins Diesel option, gave chase. I of course fell in behind them as a citizen’s duty to lay journalism. Between two red lights, the Cobra shifts down and zips by the Prius in the left lane (where the rain water is holding) and delivers a perfect wave of muddy, asphalt-laden water from stem to stern before settling in between the two enviro-jihadists. The Dodge Ram went to the front of the pack, billowing black diesel smoke, stopping in front of the Insight (which had a personalized license plate “72 MPG” obnoxiously displayed) causing the unsightly car to test its brakes. Sitting at the red light, with both an astonished and angry (in a vegetarian sort of way) look on his drawn pale face was the Insight driver staring at the eye-level tailgate laden with a three foot wide magnetic black outline of a foot with the caption; “I am proud of my carbon footprint” just below it. This all happened in the space of about 12 seconds but made my whole day.
This truck and Prius are locals and I have seen them both involved in similar escapades over recent times. Apparently, one is a crusader for green issues and the Ram owner revels in winding them up. Just wanted to share my smile with you all tonight. smile
Great story mate. Except....V10 Cummins Diesel engine must have been a custom one off wink


[Trusty Cummins ISB is a 5.9 or 6.7 Inline 6 nerd]
You are correct MR, sorry. The Ram 2500 came with a V10 option but in petrol. However, due to the black smoke he put out, it was obviously a diesel(Rams use Cummins for Diesels). Not sure what size as I didn't see the fender badge. smile

Scrambled

589 posts

168 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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ge0rge said:
versus said:
Man that took some effort to read.
Yeah good story once you'd gotten your head around the fact that the OP made it up to start a cool thread that he thought would appeal to the PH Massiv.
EFA

Jimbeaux

Original Poster:

33,791 posts

233 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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versus said:
Man that took some effort to read.
Was my syntax too Deadwood-esq for your taste?

BertieWooster

3,351 posts

166 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Cracking story Jimbeaux which lightened up my day smile

Which part of the country was this btw?

Bertie W

Steve-B

719 posts

284 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Looks like a great opportunity to put 2 PH decals low on their rear bumpers the net time they're putting placards on cars in your local car park!