BMW Z4 Jokes

[whoami]

Ricey01 said:

TX1 said:

I think he shall struggle to give the car away let alone sell it with that advert.

I have to agree.....the exposure the advert must be receiving is huge......he must literally be convincing every single person who has ever considered buying a Z4 not to buy one the mad man!

I mean if people want to buy something what they usually do is carry out no research whatsoever and rely entirely on the integrity and opinions of the seller.

Plus this guy is clearly some sort of sexy beast so people are going to listen to every last word he says........the god damn crazy hunk

[Mastodon2]

I think it's a pretty good advert actually, not only has he increased the viewing figures of the ad massively, he hasn't actually put anyone off - anyone buying a Z4 surely knows about the runflat foibles before they get into things.

[exgtt]

"Q: Hello am want mek swop nissan 350. Car is real in Ukraine and wanting to taking your to Ukraine to mek swop. Is possible picking up BMW on wednes and return with nissan 1 week after? Thanking very Kind

A: Your tears are no good here gypsie."

[Wulluff]

Witty ad, however he does shop at Asda

[Ricey01]

Mastodon2 said:

I think it's a pretty good advert actually, not only has he increased the viewing figures of the ad massively, he hasn't actually put anyone off - anyone buying a Z4 surely knows about the runflat foibles before they get into things.

I if had to guess......and it would be plucking a figure out if thin air, I'd say he must have had around 1728 hits in less than 24 hours.

The sexy cunning bd is slipperier than a slippy otter that's been greased to be slippy and dressed in a pair of slippers.

[Bounty Bar Kid]

Just gets better and better! Lol.

[Another Fluffer]

Ricey01 said:

I if had to guess......and it would be plucking a figure out if thin air, I'd say he must have had around 1728 hits in less than 24 hours.

The sexy cunning bd is slipperier than a slippy otter that's been greased to be slippy and dressed in a pair of slippers.

I see what's going on here!

[blearyeyedboy]

Ricey01 said:

I if had to guess......and it would be plucking a figure out if thin air, I'd say he must have had around 1728 hits in less than 24 hours.

The sexy cunning bd is slipperier than a slippy otter that's been greased to be slippy and dressed in a pair of slippers.

But how slippy/grippy is a greased determined sticky otter covered in epoxy but wearing slippers?

[anonymous-user]

Ah, funny in the Charlie-Brooker-trying-so-hard-it-doesn't-work way.

[martinmac]

Ricey01 said:

I have to agree.....the exposure the advert must be receiving is huge......he must literally be convincing every single person who has ever considered buying a Z4 not to buy one the mad man!

I mean if people want to buy something what they usually do is carry out no research whatsoever and rely entirely on the integrity and opinions of the seller.

Plus this guy is clearly some sort of sexy beast so people are going to listen to every last word he says........the god damn crazy hunk

You crack me up mate.

[Ricey01]

Simonium said:

Ah, funny in the Charlie-Brooker-trying-so-hard-it-doesn't-work way.

You just can't help but get the impression that if you smoked him a kipper he'd be back for breakfast though.

[Ricey01]

martinmac said:

You crack me up mate.

Sorry Martin you appear to be either confusing me with ricey of 350z-uk fame or possibly ricey001 the goddamn cunning antihero in question......an understandable mistake but you must appreciate that I am quite clearly ricey01 who has no affiliation or else wise business relation to this thread

[Ricey01]

blearyeyedboy said:

But how slippy/grippy is a greased determined sticky otter covered in epoxy but wearing slippers?

About as slippy/grippy as a Bridgestone RE040 not an REO50.

The otter can't be both greased and sticky for RE050 levels of grip.

RE040 is far more like it for a greased AND sticky Otter........grip, grip, grip, slip, dead.

.....if I had to guess anyway - with me having no prior knowledge/experience with RE040's, RE050's or Otters.

[Oldyzed]

Very rarely, it,s possible to pick up a truly entertaining thread and having stumbled on this one i,ve not stopped laughing.
Great advert and a good lesson in " reverse marketing " Bet the seller had lots of interest and probably much more than the thousands of standard, boring Z4 ads out there.

[Oldyzed]

Very rarely, it,s possible to pick up a truly entertaining thread and having stumbled on this one i,ve not stopped laughing.
Great advert and a good lesson in " reverse marketing " Bet the seller had lots of interest and probably much more than the thousands of standard, boring Z4 ads out there.