Just doing the tesco run

[Buff Mchugelarge]

He we go... again

[Mastodon2]

A MK2 Golf does not weigh twice as much as a jelly mould Micra.

[anonymous-user]

talking a load of st, isn't that Mobsta's job.

[slinky]

The OP has left the building.

[EDLT]

The tesco pic is from when Evo ran the Micra R as a fleet car (or whatever they call them, daily oppos?).

IBTL

[chongwong]

manic666 said:

i wasnt keeping up with an impreza , the subaru was my old car, keep up. Has for your 60 bhp petrol micra nowthat is taking the piss

78bhp, still slow as st though. Can you blame me for misunderstanding the garbled pish that seems to flow from that keyboard of yours ?
Infact I'll select a couple of quotes for context.

manic666 said:
That was the plan, distroy none believer,s ,when they spot me in the mirror they try to shake the old lady car , but with the tourqe im stuck on there arse for a good while, and if they dare to take the corering challenge its always, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR


I an dyslexic if that makes a difference , hears one i distroyed a while back, The micra was a project to see what can be done for little money, it better looking than a light blue abarth , another project when they get cheaper.

[manic666]

itcaptainslow said:

To be fair, I had a Micra 160SR back in the day. It was a decent little warmish hatch, handled well and was generally fun to punt about.

However, it was in no way a TVR/Subarubishi/Bugatti etc beater and it certainly wasn't worthy of online masturbation.

look at the 0-60 time in the micra sr 10-2 my diesel now is sub 9 so your warm hatch sr is trumped by the 240 tourqe diesel. im not bigging it up im saying what you can do to it to make it fun, I have had loads of hot hatch there fun and the micra his up there with them , how do you no you havent drove it so WTF a simple post about how i made it cool to drive ,an you all go ape st with your saxo,s and your 100,000 miler tins of salmon

[Johnnytheboy]

Salmon?

[NadiR]

chongwong said:

manic666 said:

i wasnt keeping up with an impreza , the subaru was my old car, keep up. Has for your 60 bhp petrol micra nowthat is taking the piss

78bhp, still slow as st though. Can you blame me for misunderstanding the garbled pish that seems to flow from that keyboard of yours ?

Don't take no notice from him; he thinks he's got the best car in the world "cos its mapped to 112bbhp n has 240 tourqz"

[Buff Mchugelarge]

GARLICK?!!

He's doing it again!!

[s p a c e m a n]

[Champhill]

I'm sorry, I'm more of a lounge poster, but this. I've just read the other thread which ended when Garlick said he doesn't want help.

Too right, he NEEDS help

[deltashad]

s p a c e m a n said:

The one on the left looks like my ex wife

[NadiR]

Buff Mchugelarge said:

GARLICK?!!

He's doing it again!!

Garlick, ban the troll!

[TheEnd]

MICRA V MICRA SHOOTOUT!!!!!!

[NadiR]

s p a c e m a n said:

How can you forget the white trousers!

[slinky]

NadiR said:

Buff Mchugelarge said:

GARLICK?!!

He's doing it again!!

Garlick, ban the troll!

Do you guys not read what has already been posted.

slinky said:

The OP has left the building

[mackie1]

This tourqe stuff sounds amazing. Where can I get some?

[M159V8]

OP, can't you make your micra any faster?

240 torque's is nothing

I bet it shreds the front tyres every time you go near the throttle

Did it come with a 12 months free subscription to Mecca Bingo?

[rossw46]

Well it be on to this.