Rant about 911 Turbo ****wits

[kingstondc5]

Fleegle said:

Exactly the same with the Smart car when driving in Sussex. Why do the Audi/BM/Porkhead drivers start braking at the 3 marker point when my stty Smart only has to have a quick dab at the 1 marker point??

Because they have to scrub off more speed than you therefore brake earlier? Or if they braked at the 1 marker point (not sure what a marker point is), theyd get someone like the Op complaining about them late braking and being a hazard to everyone else?

[james0]

In my experience its a lot easier to drive a gutless front wheel drive car/van quickly, as an over enthusiastic stab of the throttle is unlikely to end in you upside down and on fire, whether its perceived or reality.

[Wedg1e]

james0 said:

In my experience its a lot easier to drive a gutless front wheel drive car/van quickly, as an over enthusiastic stab of the throttle is unlikely to end in you upside down and on fire, whether its perceived or reality.

...which has to beg the question: why do talentless twaats buy a car that does have that trait unless they really need and intend to use it to its full potential?
Oh yes, I remember: because they're hung like mice

[Terminator X]

OP clearly suffering from 911 envy

TX.

[Rubin215]

God knows why it was ever in Biker Banter...

[Wedg1e]

Apriliaer said:

better cars

Oh yes of course, I forgot how in the real world everyone lives just to wave their 4-wheeled cock

[Hitch78]

BlackPrince said:

I managed to keep up with this midlife crisis having 50yo wker in my craptastic work car, which is slow as fk.

Why? just let him go and your problem is solved.

[Axel350Z]

Biker's Nemesis said:

I wonder if the Porsche driver went home, turned on his computer and moaned on a forum about some oik in a crappy commuter car who was driving erratically and driving with a Red face.

I suspect not, I would presume he got home to his large house, ate dinner then did some paper work while sipping on a single malt, he would then have a shower before getting his beautiful wife to blow him before he nodded off to sleep for the night.

You on the other hand..........

have a

[mikial]

TREMAiNE said:

btdk5 said:

Karl911 said:

btdk5 said:

There is nothing stty about a 996 turbo.........maybe the headlights, that's it.

And the interior.

Maybe the back seats too...

I'm not to keen on the alloys, myself....

Still one of my favourite cars though!

I didn't like the oil indicator in the dash much, always prefer to check manually if possible.

[7mike]

OP, perhaps the Porsche driver just wasn't as good as you at texting whilst driving

[FeelingLucky]

OPs gone strangely quiet.

Probably had a small insight as to how he appears to the rest of the world inc, and it's come as a bit of a surprise.

[DanielSan]

Sounds like a massive bell end. And I'm not talking about the Porsche driver....

[BlackPrince]

Hello you lot, I posted this a few days ago, got busy at work and completely forgot about it til now.

Actually, I posted this as a (admittedly poor) attempt at a humourous rant...which I now know never to do again

Definitely am not jealous of the 996T, which is a lovely car i"m sure, just not my sort of car. A well-sorted MX-5 makes me jealous, and of course GT3s, and so forth, but not a chav-spec (lowered to where the top of the tyre is obscured by wheelwell, pitch-black windows) 996T thank you very much

And yes I am a tt but I'm trying to get better and not be such a bellend DanielSan, and 7mike Vettel is taking lessons from me

[Escort3500]

I've lost count of the number of times I've been carved up by a Connect van on a bend or roundabout or been overtaken by a late braking Smart car in Sussex

[Clinton Baptiste]

Yawn, another sweary rant.

[v8chimmy]

I disagree with the OP. Most Pork drivers seem to want to 'play' and actually use the car for what they bought it for.
The pork driver does sound like a complete knob though, I saw something similar recently, again all over the three lanes on the M62, he did look like a drug dealer though

[Corpulent Tosser]

Wedg1e said:

...which has to beg the question: why do talentless twaats buy a car that does have that trait unless they really need and intend to use it to its full potential?
Oh yes, I remember: because they're hung like mice

First off anyone using a performance car (911 turbo for example) to its full potential on public roads deserves the prosecution that is coming their way.
Don't you think these "talentless twaats" could be buying the car because they like the car, and maybe when they were younger they liked but couldn't afford the car but now they are older can afford it ?
Do you think only people with racing driver abilities should be allowed performance cars ?

[9mm]

I'm always impressed how people seem to know so much about the person driving the other vehicle. Is it some form of PH telepathy that tells you whether the driver/rider owns it, has borrowed it, is test driving it, has stolen it, is delivering it, etc, etc.

[Pickup]

Maybe it was his wife's car and he couldn't find the demist switch.....or the indicators?

[Leptons]

Blackprince = jealous, un-funny, bell end.