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Funkstar De Luxe

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790 posts

185 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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AndrewCrown said:
Dear Funk Star
May I suggest you go and find a few.. sit in them. drive them.. and then I think you will 'understand' their enduring appeal...
Bristol Motors exhibited a classic case history in absolutley understanding their own (super niche) market. It did not need to advertise or seduce journalists or generate reviews as they were already talking one to one with their next customer over a Dubonnet. Under Mr Tony Crook, Bristol Motors would not even sell you a car if he didn't like you. Rare.. kind of cool and lost.
Explore a bit more...
Cheers
A
I would love to, I've never even seen on in real life - although I would likely mistake it for an old Rover :-/

Remomonza said:
While attending the Greenpower final at Goodwood this year with my son's school race car team, got chatting to an engineer about an electric powered Metrocab taxi that was being displayed for promotional purposes. I was interested in the construction of the taxi, as its interior was made from carbon fibre. He told me that Metrocab was part of the Frazer Nash group, which also included Bristol cars. I asked him what the new Bristol was going to be like, but he would not give anything away. He just said it was going to be technically very interesting.

http://www.frazer-nash.com/news/news/bristol.html
Interesting. Thanks

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

790 posts

185 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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williamp said:
The clarkson bristol interview.




"Bristol Blenheim 3G
If I'd built this car myself, it wouldn't have been much worse
Jeremy Clarkson
...
That was fascinating... I wish there was some more reviews

coppice

8,669 posts

146 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Understandably perhaps they are often a class war target. I say thank God we had a firm which was so iconoclastic and completely unresponsive to tedious stuff like marketing and trends. As a kid I thought the 409 was achingly cool- olde English cabin with a bloody great big V8 and the six cylinder cars were often impossibly gorgeous. Some horrors- the Beaufighter was not their finest hour -but if Clarkson likes them and the late and really rather wonderful LJKS liked them that is good enough for me . Setright was utterly obsessed with them and if you look at the prices for his work on Bristols you will see his writing was much sought after. But if you lust after a shouty AMG then Bristols possibly not for you

cianha

2,165 posts

199 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Classic Driver : http://www.classicdriver.com/en/article/cars/brist...

Sniff Petrol drove a Fighter for evo a few years ago: http://www.evo.co.uk/features/features/229293/bris...

And I'm pretty sure there's an article by John Barker on a used Blenheim out there too.

And Trigger's Retro Car Tests has unearthed these:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/triggerscarstuff/








and the 407





Edited by cianha on Thursday 11th December 09:31


Edited by cianha on Thursday 11th December 09:39

Le TVR

3,092 posts

253 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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bristolracer said:
Media ? Media? Sir what are you saying?

One does not use the interweb or anything as common as a brochure to choose a Bristol, are you mad sir? Brochures are for furniture shops.

One telephones the Kensington showroom and if it is deemed that you are a suitably heeled gentleman with the breeding and disposition to purchase one of our fine craftsman built carriages the you may be granted an appointment to peruse our portfolio.

Really the class of some people these days!
Sounds like the one person in this thread who might pass the pre-purchase interview with Tony Crook.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

131 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Strocky said:
Jean Simmons old convertible for sale

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...
That is truly horrific.

Asterix

24,438 posts

230 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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vtecyo said:
Strocky said:
Jean Simmons old convertible for sale

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...
That is truly horrific.
Ooofff! That's minging.

SrMoreno

546 posts

148 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Asterix said:
Ooofff! That's minging.


8Ace

2,697 posts

200 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Asterix said:
Ooofff! That's minging.
yes Possibly the ugliest car I have ever seen.,

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Bristol = The emperor's newold clothes.

Greg_D

6,542 posts

248 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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ess said:
The 'old money' motoring equivalent of Coutts.

Money talks but wealth whispers.
Going by that tired old cliche, wealth needs their heads looking at!!! Have you ever been within half a mile of a bristol? they are absolute junk, proper kit car rubbish.

panel gaps you could lose your wallet in, exposed box section, exposed rivets, exposed screws (yes, really) a dash designed with an etch a sketch, rattly doors, styling is obviously subjective, but one of the ones i saw looked like a crap capri and the pre war stuff just looks weird.

I honestly don't know what anyone sees in them

g3org3y

20,681 posts

193 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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From the other thread:



Build quality looks a little dubious.

vixen1700

23,191 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Wouldn't say no to a 411 like this though. smile

sparkyhx

4,156 posts

206 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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SrMoreno said:
Asterix said:
Ooofff! That's minging.

LoL - although I kinda like it in a striking kind of way.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Greg_D said:
............. the pre war stuff just looks weird.
Pre which war? Bristol didn't start making cars until after WW2, and if you don't like the styling of the early models blame BMW.

Greg_D

6,542 posts

248 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Dr Jekyll said:
Greg_D said:
............. the pre war stuff just looks weird.
Pre which war? Bristol didn't start making cars until after WW2, and if you don't like the styling of the early models blame BMW.
ok, i blame you, BMW!!!

coppice

8,669 posts

146 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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The Crack Fox said:
Very good. smile

Bristol is the kind of marque I should like, but I can't get beyond the unappealing styling and questionable quality. Plus, I'd probably just want to annoy Mr Crook, just for fun, like he did others.
He is now the late Mr Crook of course. Styling is so much a matter of taste but in the grey porridge world of the late 40s and early 50s the 401 especially must have looked amazing. One of my teachers had one at grammar school in the mid 60s and even then it looked like a spaceship compared to frumpy old Oxfords and Cambridges. Given Long John Kickstart's predilection for the classics it was fitting that Mr Parkin was the Latin teacher...

Baryonyx

18,026 posts

161 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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g3org3y said:
From the other thread:



Build quality looks a little dubious.
Beautiful to look at though.

Bluebarge

4,519 posts

180 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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8Ace said:
Asterix said:
Ooofff! That's minging.
yes Possibly the ugliest car I have ever seen.,
You chaps have absolutely no taste at all - looks like a BMW 328.

The Bristol 411 is rather lovely, but anything after that looks like it was styled with a lump hammer and lots of UHU.

g3org3y

20,681 posts

193 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Baryonyx said:
g3org3y said:
From the other thread:



Build quality looks a little dubious.
Beautiful to look at though.
Are we looking at the same picture!? nerd