Your pre-flight checks routine?

Your pre-flight checks routine?

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SuperchargedVR6

3,138 posts

222 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Open trunk
Shove loads of crap into Mr Fusion
Wait until I see 1.21 Gigawatts on the screen
Engage drive
Set off.

mikal83

5,340 posts

254 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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After living in the US for 14 yrs, its real fun getting in the car, (very occasionally) and finding the steering wheels on the right!

Matt UK

17,786 posts

202 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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1 Get in car
2 Foot on clutch
3 Ignition, start engine
4 Switch off and run back in for wallet
5 Repeat steps 1, 2 and 3
6 Switch off and run back in for phone
7 Repeat steps 1, 2 and 3
8 Quickly switch off engine and leap out to chase dog - front door didn't close properly and she's decided a solo run in the fields is on the cards
9 Eventually catch dog and march her back, evidently with different views - me frowning, her smiling whilst wagging her tail, both panting and with muddy feet
10 Mild exchange of words with wife in hallway - it seems that someone doesn't shut the door properly and someone isn't training the dog enough. Despite the mayhem, dog wags tail at everybody and seems most pleased with her lot.
11 Back in car, take a deep breath, wipe sweat from temples. Probably going to be late.
12 Notice the red fuel light is on. Curse inwardly, then curse loudly. Remember that wife borrowed car for past few days, got back late and has a fuel pump allergy.
13 Make mental note to talk about the fuel thing tonight (again)
14 Repeat steps 2 and 3
15 Begin to reverse...
16 Notice that the small people who live in the house / eat everything / have more expensive footwear than me are trying to get my attention
17 Stop. Lower window as they file out of the front door. Both talking at once, excitedly explaining mum's reaction to how muddy the dog is / state of kitchen floor.
18 Fail to hit central locking in time - they are getting in, damn, talking about being dropped off in the opposite direction, confirmed 100% it seems by their mum
19 Wife rushes to her car - in the space of 6 seconds mentions kids drop off location, her busy day we had discussed already, my obviously non-urgent day as I've been walking the dog when I said I was leaving, a short but obscure shopping list of foods I'm not familiar with and bizarrely in the circumstances, a note for my diary that Sophie and her new husband are coming over for a BBQ 3rd Sunday in June and that yes I do know them, we met at Karen's Christmas party...
20 Put seatbelt on, notice that my station has been changed to Radio 1 and that a phone which is not mine has synced with the Bluetooth
21 Get on with another day in paradise smile

Edited by Matt UK on Wednesday 25th February 18:23

Ki3r

7,846 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Quick check of the tyres, habit from work.

Lights stay on constantly, seat belt on and mirrors shouldn't have moved as it's just me that drives.

S. Gonzales Esq.

2,557 posts

214 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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carreauchompeur said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
We're in?

We're off.
No POWDER check?

You've changed frown
That's the CID version, isn't it?

carreauchompeur

17,871 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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S. Gonzales Esq. said:
carreauchompeur said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
We're in?

We're off.
No POWDER check?

You've changed frown
That's the CID version, isn't it?
No, that's much briefer and simply involves stowing omnipresent Costs cup. hehe

tuffer

8,850 posts

269 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Get in, foot on brake, keys in, start button, PSE to loud, heated seat on (optional), heaters.........wait for windows to clear. Drive.

chrisb92

1,051 posts

126 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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1. get in and instantly turn car on
2. empty pockets
3. decide how hot/cold I am and adjust climate control/heated seats accordingly
4. chose a song on my phone
5. put my phone in it's correct place in the centre console
6. give it a few more seconds so the car has warmed up a little
7. select reverse, check the parking sensor diagram and set off.

R_U_LOCAL

2,688 posts

210 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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S. Gonzales Esq. said:
carreauchompeur said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
We're in?

We're off.
No POWDER check?

You've changed frown
That's the CID version, isn't it?
Yeah, you got me - CID starting drill.

I thought if I posted a full instructional starting drill, I'd be conforming to everyone's stringback-and-pipe preconceptions of advanced driving!

DeuxCentCinq

14,180 posts

184 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Open thread...

...close thread.


Best Thread EVAR.

carreauchompeur

17,871 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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R_U_LOCAL said:
Yeah, you got me - CID starting drill.

I thought if I posted a full instructional starting drill, I'd be conforming to everyone's stringback-and-pipe preconceptions of advanced driving!
(Nasal voice) I will be driving this Ford Mondeo, equipped with... AAARGH!

R_U_LOCAL

2,688 posts

210 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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carreauchompeur said:
R_U_LOCAL said:
Yeah, you got me - CID starting drill.

I thought if I posted a full instructional starting drill, I'd be conforming to everyone's stringback-and-pipe preconceptions of advanced driving!
(Nasal voice) I will be driving this Ford Mondeo, equipped with... AAARGH!
I've also seen some vociferous arguments about whether you should start the car before or after you put your seatbelt on...

romeogolf

2,056 posts

121 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Get in car.
Pick up glasses (usually around gear stick) and put on.
Start engine.
Select drive.
Handbrake.
Pull forward out of carport and leave.

andygo

6,845 posts

257 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Unlock car as I walk towards it.

Get in and put on seatbelt.

Depress clutch and accelerator to the floor.

Start engine and listen for rev limiter.

Sidestep clutch and commence journey.

(Standard hire car/company car procedure obviously!)

Fox-

13,265 posts

248 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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a) Open door
b) Close door
c) Seatbelt on
d) Press star
e) Engage D
f) Drive away

BobSaunders

3,035 posts

157 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Quick once around car to check for damage and visible tyre damage (plus PCN's), start car - 10 seconds to connect iphone for music and wait for various sync (also allowing car to start and make sure everything is ok), and offfffffffffffffffffffffff we go.


Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Not a single mention of putting on driving gloves. Standards are slipping.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

191 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Phone, wallet, fags, keys, lock house.

Done.

dazwalsh

6,098 posts

143 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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Get in, start engine, get out and run inside out of embarasment, wait until the vast amounts of blueish smoke dies down, back in car and drive off

I must get that looked at shortly.

swisstoni

17,276 posts

281 months

Wednesday 25th February 2015
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