Cars that are nearly always driven badly

[MitchT]

- Vauxhall Corsa (I promise, the world won't melt if you exceed 18mph)
- 99% of SUVs, but Nissan Qashqais get a special mention
- Most MPVs
- Minis, particularly when driven by young women
- Audi A3, specifically 2.0 diesel ones
- Seat Leon R
- VW Golf R
- Skoda Octavia VRS

[GravelBen]

grudas said:

Anything an old person likes to own and pootle along in.. 30 in a 60, 40 in a 30.. constant breaking for no reason.. terrified of rain, cars and other moving objects with 0 self awareness and anticipation.

Honda CRV then.

[av185]

Anything varicose vein blue or hearing aid beige is invariably unsurprisingly driven moronically.

[alec.e]

-Daewoo/ Chevy Matiz
-Vauxhall Agila
-Citroen Picasso

Any car that a car enthusiast would never buy.

[Bobtherallyfan]

Can’t remember seeing a Ferrari ever being driven properly on the road...the drivers are normally too fat. Around here, Hyundai i10’s are generally to be avoided, with any form of Kia close behind.

[gazza285]

Red and black Toyota Aygos, closely followed by any late naughties Audi with blacked windows, closely followed by everything else.

[BornRageFree]

Any mid 2000's toyota hatchback. Usually a clapped out corolla. Like the one I followed out of Blackburn last night. 26 in a 30 (manageable), 10 round a wide junction (taking the piss but I'll let it slide), 25 in a 40 (what the fk?), 15 round another wide open T-junction, then 25 in a 50 (red mist descending, 6+ car tailback behind it), then 20 round a roundabout to join a motorway, then joining the motorway at 35. 35 miles a fking hour, onto a MOTORWAY! Joined said motorway at 35. Literally no clue. They live among us....

[HustleRussell]

Prius. I won’t be convinced otherwise.

[Vanordinaire]

What they're driving doesn't matter, what they are wearing does. I avoid anyone who wears a hat when driving. Whether its a tweed flat cap or a reversed baseball cap or a woolly bobble hat, you really don't want to meet one on the road.

[skypeller]

Lately .... insignia’s & vw t5 sportlines driven by migets making up for their vertically challenged frame with a large angrily driven van ... tailgating and doing the riding white line “I’m going to overtake” thing

[Trevor555]

Vanordinaire said:

What they're driving doesn't matter, what they are wearing does. I avoid anyone who wears a hat when driving.

Wow.

My driving instructor actually said that to me 30 years ago.

[sixpistons]

I think for general inability, Honda jazz, Hyundai i10, Daewoo Matiz and the like seem to always have someone infirm at the wheel who can’t get above 40 on an NSL road. I’ve never been behind one and thought they were making reasonable progress.

For aggression/road captaincy/general ishness however I think A45 AMGs are top of my list at the minute. I never see one on the open road being driven swiftly- almost always driven by some twunt booting it round the town centre. Saw one in charging through a residential part of Nottingham the other day with full Petronas livery for extra knob points.

[ajprice]

Highway maintenance vans

[HarryW]

Toyoda said:

There's a Vauxhall theme for sure. Can't say I see many mokkas but vectras and insignias are usually driven aggressively by white trash.

...awaits a flaming from wormus.

Can I add stty Astras to that, never park within door dinking range of an Astra..i

[MB140]

White mercs, usually smaller engined with blacked out windows, black roof, music blaring and fake AMG badges/bodykit all over it. Tend to be driven by certain demographic I have found. Always trying to bully everybody off the road and generally act as if none of the country’s laws is applicable to any of them.

[ericmcn]

miken2k8 said:

So i realize that this is generalising but some of the ones ive noticed recently

low class merc 180d

lowered engined 1 series from 2004 up till new

zafira

focus st although strangely not astra vxr

low engined modern corsas

MOKKAS THESE ARE THE DEVILS SIN

nissan jukes with their 3 sets of lights on totaling 6 just ridiculous

anyone have any other examples?

Hyundais, all the french cars with malfunctioning lights/indicators.

[Who me ?]

let's not forget the Weaver ( and it's normally, as opposed to bloke ) Bird.
But not let us forget that at this time of year it's a bit cold, and those of us who are follicle challenged need a hat to stop the brain freezing over.

[BrassMan]

Pretty much everything in white. Kia, Audi, BMW (the 1 series seems to be pulling Them back), VW and Vauxhall being the worst.

[Mr Tidy]

Toyota Prius, especially if it has the private hire stickers in the windows.

[PorkRind]

Focus St's. Always up my arse, trying to prove something. Council estate scum type cars, esp with the pops and bangs. Gay.

Ford transits, White. Always thinking their next job is more important than your right of way.

Scaffolding trucks, see St for the types driving it and transits as reference to their attitude as to who's right of way it is.