What happens if you cross the Severn Bridge but have no cash

What happens if you cross the Severn Bridge but have no cash

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Deluded

4,968 posts

192 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Carpie said:
This reminds me, I was so annoyed by a woman in the toll booth a few weeks back. I was in the car and chatting on the phone. It was quiet, going slowly into the booths and I like to think I'm able to talk on the phone and drive.

She took my money, gave me my change, and then the cheeky bh goes "and how about a fine and points on your licence?"

I was so annoyed, I don't need some bloody 40 year old woman who's managed to achieve nothing and is still doing a stty job at her age to tell me what to do.

The same thing happened a few weeks ago, I was in tesco, and the woman says "Do you have your own bags?" I say "Nope" and the chopsy, self righteous biatch... Shakes her head at me. I was so wound up. I told her that I'd make up my own mind about how I recycle, not be told what to do from women being paid minimum wage to push food through a laser.

I think people on tills need to learn their place, that they're there to serve me, be polite and not lecture me.
What a nice chap you appear to be...

WelshGasman

20 posts

185 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Carpie said:
This reminds me, I was so annoyed by a woman in the toll booth a few weeks back. I was in the car and chatting on the phone. It was quiet, going slowly into the booths and I like to think I'm able to talk on the phone and drive.

She took my money, gave me my change, and then the cheeky bh goes "and how about a fine and points on your licence?"

I was so annoyed, I don't need some bloody 40 year old woman who's managed to achieve nothing and is still doing a stty job at her age to tell me what to do.

The same thing happened a few weeks ago, I was in tesco, and the woman says "Do you have your own bags?" I say "Nope" and the chopsy, self righteous biatch... Shakes her head at me. I was so wound up. I told her that I'd make up my own mind about how I recycle, not be told what to do from women being paid minimum wage to push food through a laser.

I think people on tills need to learn their place, that they're there to serve me, be polite and not lecture me.
Yes m'lord (tugging his forelock)

If it was me I'd have reported you for using a phone when driving, and see if you then know your place.

AngryApples

5,449 posts

266 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Carpie said:
This reminds me, I was so annoyed by a woman in the toll booth a few weeks back. I was in the car and chatting on the phone. It was quiet, going slowly into the booths and I like to think I'm able to talk on the phone and drive.

She took my money, gave me my change, and then the cheeky bh goes "and how about a fine and points on your licence?"

I was so annoyed, I don't need some bloody 40 year old woman who's managed to achieve nothing and is still doing a stty job at her age to tell me what to do.

The same thing happened a few weeks ago, I was in tesco, and the woman says "Do you have your own bags?" I say "Nope" and the chopsy, self righteous biatch... Shakes her head at me. I was so wound up. I told her that I'd make up my own mind about how I recycle, not be told what to do from women being paid minimum wage to push food through a laser.

I think people on tills need to learn their place, that they're there to serve me, be polite and not lecture me.
Sounds similar to a woman in Lloyds TSB a few years back

Asked me for iD to withdraw cash on my business account and said

"the address on your driving license doesnt match your current address, you do realise thats an offence?"

My reply: "firstly, do all your business customers live at their business premises? secondly, that is quite frankly none of your damn business, just give me the cash!"

ranting



AlexS

1,552 posts

233 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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You can still pay by cheque (though they don't advertise that). A friend at work has managed a few cheeky free crossings as the operator in the booth cannot be bothered to wait for him to write the cheque out.

As for use of credit cards, the legislation controlling the bridge needs to be changed to allow this, and they are busy arguing that using pin numbers will slow everything down (yet the French seem to get away without using pin numbers on their toll booths).

Pigeon

18,535 posts

247 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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deevlash said:
or when you get to the m6 tolls for the first time ever with your cash ready and discover its a card machine and your card is in your jacket on the back seat under a suitcase...
Are you saying you can't pay the M6 toll with proper money? Balls to me ever using that then.

crofty1984

15,923 posts

205 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Deluded said:
Carpie said:
This reminds me, I was so annoyed by a woman in the toll booth a few weeks back. I was in the car and chatting on the phone. It was quiet, going slowly into the booths and I like to think I'm able to talk on the phone and drive.

She took my money, gave me my change, and then the cheeky bh goes "and how about a fine and points on your licence?"

I was so annoyed, I don't need some bloody 40 year old woman who's managed to achieve nothing and is still doing a stty job at her age to tell me what to do.

The same thing happened a few weeks ago, I was in tesco, and the woman says "Do you have your own bags?" I say "Nope" and the chopsy, self righteous biatch... Shakes her head at me. I was so wound up. I told her that I'd make up my own mind about how I recycle, not be told what to do from women being paid minimum wage to push food through a laser.

I think people on tills need to learn their place, that they're there to serve me, be polite and not lecture me.
What a nice chap you appear to be...
I can only imagine the amount of spittle and worse you've consumed if that's your attitude to people in the service industry. We've all had to do the crap jobs, and guess what? We all have stories about folks like you from the other side of the till as well.

Wacky Racer

38,253 posts

248 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Vixpy1 said:
They put you on the other carrigeway and send you back into England to find a cash point, the nearest of which is about 15 miles away, I only know because I did this a few years ago hehe
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hman

7,487 posts

195 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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yup, another one here who got escorted back to england to go to a cashpoint as the useless booth operators havent got a card facility at the welsh border.


Idiots.

They shut ll the barriers, a pickup truck comes out, escorts you onto the opposite carriageway, back you go to a cashpoint near a railway station.

So effectively I go over the bridge twice but only pay once, which ever way you look at it I win a free trip over the bridge.

Silly really..

Matt UK

17,761 posts

201 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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If it happens to you at the Dartford Toll and I'm roght behind you, you're likely to see someone jump out of his car, throw £1.50 into the coin bin.

Happened to me earlier this month. I was late, the meeting was important to me and using some loose change to get the useful cashless fecker in front out of the way was money well spent.

Plus it gave me a warm feeling that I'd helped someone who was obviously getting a bit streesed.

J500ANT

3,101 posts

240 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Matt UK said:
If it happens to you at the Dartford Toll and I'm roght behind you, you're likely to see someone jump out of his car, throw £1.50 into the coin bin.

Happened to me earlier this month. I was late, the meeting was important to me and using some loose change to get the useful cashless fecker in front out of the way was money well spent.

Plus it gave me a warm feeling that I'd helped someone who was obviously getting a bit streesed.
I paid for someone at the Severn Bridge once. I'd won a tenner on the lottery and made good use of it.

sclayto2

965 posts

210 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Pigeon said:
deevlash said:
or when you get to the m6 tolls for the first time ever with your cash ready and discover its a card machine and your card is in your jacket on the back seat under a suitcase...
Are you saying you can't pay the M6 toll with proper money? Balls to me ever using that then.
It doesn't require you to enter a PIN number. The one time I used it, my card got cloned and someone ran up £400 in phone topups and take-a-ways over the weekend in Birmingham. Stick to using cash there.

mattviatura

2,996 posts

201 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Used to live in that neck of the woods about fifteen years ago and it was pretty expensive then, how much do you get fleeced for these days?

forks

428 posts

200 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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went over last week- £10.90 for a van,roughly half for a car

beeej

1,400 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Okay, I can answer this because I drove across without knowing how much of a rip off it was some years ago.

They close all the toll gates, then escort you through and across the gates to a slip road on the south side, here:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

Then they lead you over the carriageway, and then they send you back to England, in the direction of Avonmouth where you can find a cashpoint.

Embarrassing smile

cesc

184 posts

193 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Bloody hell, that's a fair bit! I thought the M6 toll was expensive enough.

Flanders.

6,374 posts

209 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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pioneer said:
If you want MAXIMUM EMBARRASEMENT then do what I did and rock up at the toll in brand new Porsche 911 in really heavy traffic, realise you only just have enough cash and then promptly miss the coin bin with a really girly throw, spilling all my change on the road. Had to get out and nearly take my fingernails off trying to get a 20p piece from a join in the curb and crawl right under the car (in a suit) to get the last pound coin.

I could sense about 100 eyes looking at me and laughing and my face turning an ever increasing shade of red.

Didn't see me for dust once the barrier went up!



hehe

davidjpowell

17,884 posts

185 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Could be worse. We arrived in Florida, with plenty of dollars and no quarters. First few toll booths were manned. Last one (and the busiest) were not. Pay with quarters, of which we had none. No card machine, had no option but to go through and hope for the best. Not been chased down yet!

It is time they got the card sittuation sorted though, it is expensive enough as it is.

J500ANT

3,101 posts

240 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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beeej said:
Okay, I can answer this because I drove across without knowing how much of a rip off it was some years ago.

They close all the toll gates, then escort you through and across the gates to a slip road on the south side, here:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

Then they lead you over the carriageway, and then they send you back to England, in the direction of Avonmouth where you can find a cashpoint.

Embarrassing smile
I understand that if you dont follow them off, and just boot it away, they call up South Wales Police and get you nicked for... nicked for what i'm not sure. Theft of a bridge crossing?

Citman

305 posts

185 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Blimey, one of the few reasons I'm thankful to live in Scotland is that all tolls on bridges were finally abolished a year or two ago - quite bloody right, given that what we pay in VED and fuel taxes more than covers the expenditure on road and bridge maintenance!

mft

1,752 posts

223 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Pigeon said:
deevlash said:
or when you get to the m6 tolls for the first time ever with your cash ready and discover its a card machine and your card is in your jacket on the back seat under a suitcase...
Are you saying you can't pay the M6 toll with proper money? Balls to me ever using that then.
No - you can pay with cash (unless they've just changed it). IIRC there are different booths for different methods.