The Commisariat is at it again.

The Commisariat is at it again.

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Ian974

2,957 posts

201 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Sweet, so if I'm a bit skint I can just drive down a motorway at 60 for a few hours? rolleyes

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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A Labour MP who is a fekwit. And this is news?

simonej

3,909 posts

182 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Jesus wept. That sounds like the school where my Mother works - they give the students mobile phone top up cards just for turning up to school. fking morons.

havoc

30,277 posts

237 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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A Scotsman said:
It reminds me of the old Soviet Union.

People that win points (and points mean prizes of course) will be made " A Hero of the Motoring Revolution" and entitled to an extra bag of potatoes per month once they retire when they're 85.
yes

These people either don't realise (or more likely don't care) how much of a drain on a country's PRODUCTIVE economy all this central bureaucracy/administration is.

We NEED some central functions - police being an obvious one. And we SHOULD have some others (welfare-state related such as education, pension and health - all could be provided privately but this would disadvantage the poor and otherwise incapable - SOME of whom are poor through no fault of their own).


But stuff like this is just pure Orwell - and IMHO anyone suggesting it should be shot through the kneecaps, then if they STILL suggest it shot through the head as irredeemably stupid. Retrospective sterilisation for such people is also a good idea... wink

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

201 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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I know this link is old but has much changed?

http://www.safespeed.org.uk/pr110.html

MX7

7,902 posts

176 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Rawwr said:
Rewarding people for obeying the law?
Rewarding children to go to school. Rewarding people to lose weight, or to stop smoking. It's the Labour way to buy votes.

BeeRoad

684 posts

164 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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On the upside, if this marks the beginning of a war between the tories and labour to get the motorist back on side leading up to the next election, I'm all for it! smile

grgrgray

790 posts

170 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Rawwr said:
Parrot of Doom said:
"“If you live in a village with one street which people go through really quickly and have a kid with a propensity to run through the gate, you might quite like a speed camera.”"
Yeah, and you might want to keep your fanny closed until you can properly educate and look after what plops out of it, you stupid cow.
Sorry, I have to respond, as a parent who lives in a village with 1 road through it which idiots drive through like its a rally stage this is a real fear for me and I would love to see a speed cam in my village. Remember its 30 for a reason.

redvictor

3,152 posts

239 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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unfortunately the catch is you have to be over 85 AND accompanied by both your parents..biggrin

BMWBen

4,899 posts

203 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Wow! I want whatever she's been injecting :O

ZeeTacoe

5,444 posts

224 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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20 quid says you'd end up catching most of your neighbours.

grgrgray

790 posts

170 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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good -wkers- seems once they are old enough to buy a chavv'd corsa, saxo, vectra 2.2d, ancient disco, any pug, pre scrapped seat, seems their reason to be is to beat their mates time between the 30 sign and the NSL sign in our village.

HD Adam

5,154 posts

186 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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This would be a small step to having a tracker in your car to "reward" you when you kept to an average speed. Sounds like a great idea, loads of muppets would agree to it.

Hello future Road Pricing by the back door rolleyes

Edited by HD Adam on Friday 31st December 14:06

grgrgray

790 posts

170 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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TVR Moneypit said:
grgrgray said:
Rawwr said:
Parrot of Doom said:
"“If you live in a village with one street which people go through really quickly and have a kid with a propensity to run through the gate, you might quite like a speed camera.”"
Yeah, and you might want to keep your fanny closed until you can properly educate and look after what plops out of it, you stupid cow.
Sorry, I have to respond, as a parent who lives in a village with 1 road through it which idiots drive through like its a rally stage this is a real fear for me and I would love to see a speed cam in my village. Remember its 30 for a reason.
Well, unless the speed camera is located right outside your house, and your children only ever cross the road right outside your house, it may be more productive to teach your kids to "Stop, Look, and Listen"?


I too grew up, along with about 15 of my mates, on a suburben road that folk used to, and still do drive along at 40mph+. If I got caught mucking around on the road by my parents or neighbors, I'd get a tannin of my mum, and an even being pasting off my dad when he came home.

Not once do I recall myself, or any of my mates getting run over or killed to death. Likely because from a very young age I was taught the green cross code, (Tufty Club anyone?), and if I did follow it I'd get beaten black and blue, litterally. That seemed to work. smile

However, if you feel that it would be better to install a speed camera to teach your kids road safety, instead of doing the job yourself, then I wish you look.
...luck....Literally


My boys stop, look, listen and cross the road to the letter of the tufty club but accidents happen and children can be distracted and there are disabled kids out their who aint got the sense you clearly had knocked into you.



useyourdellusion

5,648 posts

192 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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grgrgray said:
TVR Moneypit said:
grgrgray said:
Rawwr said:
Parrot of Doom said:
"“If you live in a village with one street which people go through really quickly and have a kid with a propensity to run through the gate, you might quite like a speed camera.”"
Yeah, and you might want to keep your fanny closed until you can properly educate and look after what plops out of it, you stupid cow.
Sorry, I have to respond, as a parent who lives in a village with 1 road through it which idiots drive through like its a rally stage this is a real fear for me and I would love to see a speed cam in my village. Remember its 30 for a reason.
Well, unless the speed camera is located right outside your house, and your children only ever cross the road right outside your house, it may be more productive to teach your kids to "Stop, Look, and Listen"?


I too grew up, along with about 15 of my mates, on a suburben road that folk used to, and still do drive along at 40mph+. If I got caught mucking around on the road by my parents or neighbors, I'd get a tannin of my mum, and an even being pasting off my dad when he came home.

Not once do I recall myself, or any of my mates getting run over or killed to death. Likely because from a very young age I was taught the green cross code, (Tufty Club anyone?), and if I did follow it I'd get beaten black and blue, litterally. That seemed to work. smile

However, if you feel that it would be better to install a speed camera to teach your kids road safety, instead of doing the job yourself, then I wish you look.
...luck....Literally


My boys stop, look, listen and cross the road to the letter of the tufty club but accidents happen and children can be distracted and there are disabled kids out their who aint got the sense you clearly had knocked into you.


'There'. wink

I agree with both of you by the way...


slipstream 1985

12,362 posts

181 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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TVR Moneypit said:
grgrgray said:
Rawwr said:
Parrot of Doom said:
"“If you live in a village with one street which people go through really quickly and have a kid with a propensity to run through the gate, you might quite like a speed camera.”"
Yeah, and you might want to keep your fanny closed until you can properly educate and look after what plops out of it, you stupid cow.
Sorry, I have to respond, as a parent who lives in a village with 1 road through it which idiots drive through like its a rally stage this is a real fear for me and I would love to see a speed cam in my village. Remember its 30 for a reason.
Well, unless the speed camera is located right outside your house, and your children only ever cross the road right outside your house, it may be more productive to teach your kids to "Stop, Look, and Listen"?

I too grew up, along with about 15 of my mates, on a suburben road that folk used to, and still do drive along at 40mph+. If I got caught mucking around on the road by my parents or neighbors, I'd get a tannin off my mum, and an even bigger pasting off my dad when he came home.

Not once do I recall myself, or any of my mates getting run over or killed to death. Likely because from a very young age I was taught the green cross code, (Tufty Club anyone?), and if I didn't follow it I'd get beaten black and blue, litterally. That seemed to work. smile

However, if you feel that it would be better to install a speed camera to teach your kids road safety, instead of doing the job yourself, then I wish you luck.


edited because of awfull spelling and grammer

Edited by TVR Moneypit on Friday 31st December 14:47
except drivers passing through this section will be paying no attention to the road or who is on the pavement and the potential hazzards but will instead be focused on their speedo..... efffectivly turning driving into a box ticking exercise.

dcb

5,846 posts

267 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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grgrgray said:
accidents happen and children can be distracted and there are disabled kids out their who aint got the sense you clearly had knocked into you.
And what percentage of all kids are disabled ?

3% 5% 7% ?

The vast majority of kids aren't disabled, I suspect.

In reality, untrained kids and roads don't mix and
I'd very much prefer drivers looking out their
windows and doing some hazard management than
having to check their speedos against some Goverment
set numbers every few seconds.

You can't measure safe driving in miles per hour and
the subtitle of this website is "speed matters".

Anyway, driving fast saves time, which saves life.

wolf1

3,081 posts

252 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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Labour politicians throwing money they haven't got at a non problem again.

Will they ever learn?

Bonefish Blues

27,217 posts

225 months

Friday 31st December 2010
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dcb said:
grgrgray said:
accidents happen and children can be distracted and there are disabled kids out their who aint got the sense you clearly had knocked into you.
And what percentage of all kids are disabled ?

3% 5% 7% ?

The vast majority of kids aren't disabled, I suspect.

In reality, untrained kids and roads don't mix and
I'd very much prefer drivers looking out their
windows and doing some hazard management than
having to check their speedos against some Goverment
set numbers every few seconds.

You can't measure safe driving in miles per hour and
the subtitle of this website is "speed matters".

Anyway, driving fast saves time, which saves life.
10 million people in the UK: http://www.efd.org.uk/media-centre/facts-and-figur...

Given the reasoning above, then people would be bouncing off bonnets here there and everywhere FFS. Maybe disabled people/children have more about them than some people think scratchchin

havoc

30,277 posts

237 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Bonefish Blues said:
10 million people in the UK: http://www.efd.org.uk/media-centre/facts-and-figur...

Given the reasoning above, then people would be bouncing off bonnets here there and everywhere FFS. Maybe disabled people/children have more about them than some people think scratchchin
1) What bks. Can I be an ethnic minority then please?!?

2) Agreed. "Disabled" is still perceived very badly by a lot of people who should know better - the word itself has a stigma attached to it.