If your car could talk
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[i]"Another traffic jam? Why the hell are we on the A40 AGAIN?? Seriously, wtf! I'm a rear wheel drive convertible sports car - and speaking of which, when are you gonna take the hard top off again? It's been on for months! The sun's out for crying you loud, put a hat and some gloves on if it's cold, ya big puss-
Oh, wait for it, let's take that left up there, we can hoon down some back roads and then there's that little dual carriageway that nobody uses with the little roundabout we can slide around and YES!! REDLINE! SECOND!!!! RRAAAAAAAAGGGH!!! YEAH BABY THIRD!!!! WOOOO!! Ok roundabout ahead - BRAKEBRAKEBRAKESECOND - now pull the wheel, HARD! Now some oppo and a bootfull, RAAWP-RAWP-RAAAAAAW! BACK END OUT WOOOOOOOO!
Ok cool that was a lot of fu-
Awwww st, another traffic jam. *misfire* Jackass. I hate you."[/i]
Oh, wait for it, let's take that left up there, we can hoon down some back roads and then there's that little dual carriageway that nobody uses with the little roundabout we can slide around and YES!! REDLINE! SECOND!!!! RRAAAAAAAAGGGH!!! YEAH BABY THIRD!!!! WOOOO!! Ok roundabout ahead - BRAKEBRAKEBRAKESECOND - now pull the wheel, HARD! Now some oppo and a bootfull, RAAWP-RAWP-RAAAAAAW! BACK END OUT WOOOOOOOO!
Ok cool that was a lot of fu-
Awwww st, another traffic jam. *misfire* Jackass. I hate you."[/i]
Volvo V70: No please, I die here Mr Fawlty.
Me: Come on! Come on! Start! Start, you vicious bd! Come on! Oh, my God! I'm warning you! If you don't start, I'll count to three! 1, 2, 3! Right! That's it! [leaving the car, he starts yelling at it] I've had enough of this! You've tried it on once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line for you time and time again! Right! Well, this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing! [he leaves the frame, returns holding a branch and starts thrashing the car over the bonnet]
Me: Come on! Come on! Start! Start, you vicious bd! Come on! Oh, my God! I'm warning you! If you don't start, I'll count to three! 1, 2, 3! Right! That's it! [leaving the car, he starts yelling at it] I've had enough of this! You've tried it on once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line for you time and time again! Right! Well, this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing! [he leaves the frame, returns holding a branch and starts thrashing the car over the bonnet]
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