Interesting lunch break with fake policeman...

[Flying Toilet]

Tokoloshe said:

Who knows what the guys situation is, he's obviously a bit bonkers but maybe he lost a child to speeding in the area or something, but agreed pulling people over is stupid and he shouldnt be doing it.

I did think this as I drove off...

[V88Dicky]

Couldn't you have PIT maneuvered him into the hedgerow?

Or at least threw a can of Relentless at him?

[anonymous-user]

Get out of your car with your willy out, dribbling slightly (you, not your willy).

See how long he wants to "educate" you for then...

[ShadownINja]

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

[yoof full chav]

ShadownINja said:

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

Oh goody, now you've set him off again We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle

[ZOLLAR]

V88Dicky said:

Couldn't you have PIT maneuvered him into the hedgerow?

Or at least threw a can of Relentless at him?

Relentless! my god man!, a can of red bull yes but a relentless, you sir have gone too far!

[hairyben]

Regardless of whether he's impersonating plod or not- Aren't plod the only people technically allowed to "direct traffic"?

[Turbodiesel1690]

You should have done this:

[anonymous-user]

hairyben said:

Regardless of whether he's impersonating plod or not- Aren't plod the only people technically allowed to "direct traffic"?

No, anyone with a streetworks (Traffic Management Act) ticket.

[ZOLLAR]

Turbodiesel1690 said:

You should have done this:

everytime i see that it make me laugh

[Cock Womble 7]

Flying Toilet said:

Don't want to give his plate out till all reported but I was pulled over here:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

That's not a million miles away from me. I feel a hoon coming on.

I've got this baseball bat, you see, that I need to take to a baseball bat re-varnishing company in Bedfordshire.

To have nails put in it.

[ShadownINja]

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

Oh goody, now you've set him off again We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle

What?

[yoof full chav]

ShadownINja said:

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

Oh goody, now you've set him off again We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle

What?

YOu know full well what, miss jenkins has never been the same since

[R360]

Flying Toilet said:

Cyder said:

What's his number plate and where? I feel a fake plod baiting session coming on!

Don't want to give his plate out till all reported but I was pulled over here:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

Thats not too far from me, maybe i should take a drive up that way at the weekend

[Stitch]

Please, please report this nutter.

Which of us would like to think that someone like this pulled over our wife/daughter/sister?

[epom]

or impersonate a police officer to confuse the impersonator, but dont get too far into character... it might hurt !!

[fathomfive]

SimonV8ster said:

before driving back home to borrow my parents dog for a while.

Not quite sure how a spot of beastiality is going to help matters, but each to their own.

[ShadownINja]

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

Oh goody, now you've set him off again We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle

What?

YOu know full well what, miss jenkins has never been the same since

Again, what? I appear to have forgotten the last time I had nookie.

[james_tigerwoods]

Stitch said:

Please, please report this nutter.

Which of us would like to think that someone like this pulled over our wife/daughter/sister?

You do realise that you're asking if we're bothered if they pulled over your wife/daughter/sister don't you?

[yoof full chav]

ShadownINja said:

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

yoof full chav said:

ShadownINja said:

pbickerd said:

Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

Thanks for the idea.

Oh goody, now you've set him off again We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle

What?

YOu know full well what, miss jenkins has never been the same since

Again, what? I appear to have forgotten the last time I had nookie.

It wasnt so much nookie, it was what she caught you ding too the henry hoover. Also, it took us months to get the company to refurb the hoover