Amusing car acronyms and sayings!

[mercfunder]

BMW = Black Man's Wheels

AUDI = Always a Useless Dick Inside. Based on the number of waste of space sales reps who turn up in S-line A4s.

Edited by mercfunder on Thursday 24th March 12:44

[bertie]

mercfunder said:

BMW = Black Man's Wheels

AUDI = Always a Useless Dick Inside.

I thought BMW = Bob Marley & Wailers.

[grgrgray]

Tow? Very Regular.

[Jayho]

mercfunder said:

BMW = Black Man's Willy (ouch)

AUDI = Always a Useless Dick Inside. Based on the number of waste of space sales reps who turn up in S-line A4s.

Edited by mercfunder on Thursday 24th March 12:44

MG = Mocking Gaskets

BMW = Better Move wker

[944fan]

mercfunder said:

BMW = Black Man's Wheels

AUDI = Always a Useless Dick Inside. Based on the number of waste of space sales reps who turn up in S-line A4s.

Edited by mercfunder on Thursday 24th March 12:44

I drive an Audi, not an A4 so I'm not a dick right? Should be:

Always UnDer steerIng!

[soda]

One for the diesel owners - No smoke, no poke

[The_Burg]

Ford
Found On Road Dead
Four Old Rusty Doors

[george h]

Rawwr said:

GSX-R = Going Straight to X-Ray.

[snowen250]

HONDA = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

[Jayho]

snowen250 said:

HONDA = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Vtec Yo!!! (Proper saying)

[Ritchie335is]

BMW - Better Make Way.

Heard on the old channel 4 film "Shopping"
Good film BTW if you haven't seen it.

[James Dean]

Can anyone make up one with Audi/Imagine?

[andicog]

Well I have a Pontiac one from years ago but its a little racist . . . .
P oor
O ld
N igerian
T hinks
I ts
A
C addillac
No offence to Nigerians or Caddillac owners

[Noger]

Lots On Trackdays, Usually Slow

[TVR1]

B M TroubleforYOU

T out V raiment R idicule

[bertie]

Towed Very Regulary

[stinkysteve]

ALFA - Always Loadsa Fookin Aggro.

I made that one up and i'm quite proud.

Needed one as i also have a Lotus, so always got the "Lots of Trouble" from people but the Alfa is definitely less reliable!

[stinkysteve]

James Dean said:

Can anyone make up one with Audi/Imagine?

Always (an) Uninteresting Drive (for the) Imageconcious.


st, but it just fits! Someone can do better. I'll get my coat.

[ptj]

BMW = Bloody Money Wasted

[thecremeegg]

BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Child Killers