RE: SOTW: Ford Probe

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minimatt1967

17,118 posts

207 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Have we had Anal Wind?

Gizmo!

18,150 posts

210 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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carlove said:
Denorth said:
judging by the jokes it is good to be an owner of:

BMW, Peugeot, Volvo.

Wanted to add Audi, but just recalled Anal Allroad smile
You forgot about Anal RCZ.
Anal Rallye?

DanielJames

7,543 posts

169 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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"The anal jokes will have gone by page 4" I thought *(MAN PAGES)*

I was wrong!

Gotta love Pistonheads on a friday afternoon hehe great way to stay on topic

elliotweir

21 posts

179 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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my dad had one of these when i was younger, 8 years he had it, absolutely loved it, but i think i remember a new alternator every few thousands miles? something dodgy with it, would cut out quite a lot . . . loved it though, but this one is a total bargain! would buy one now for the memories if the insurance liked me!

Kolbenkopp

2,343 posts

152 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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DanielJames said:
I was wrong!
smile And I think we haven't seen all Hondas yet?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Honda_vehicle...


tomoleeds

770 posts

187 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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HORRIBLE CAR THAT HAS AGED WORSE THAN LISA KUDROW, (FROM FRIENDS) COLOUR EVEN WORSE I HAVE JUST BOUGHT A 2001 BMW 2.2 COUPE IN MET TOPAX BLUE TAX+TEST FOR £460

Reginaldo

10 posts

192 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anyone mentioned any of these?

Anal Genesis
Anal Duster
and my personal winner:
Anal Splash

tomoleeds

770 posts

187 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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fORGOT TO ADD 3 SERIES E46

malman

2,258 posts

260 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Shogun

Gizmo!

18,150 posts

210 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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tomoleeds said:

fORGOT TO ADD 3 SERIES E46
For £460? Good work.

Sorry: FOR 460 GOOD WORK

Jazzer77

1,533 posts

195 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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malman said:
Anal Shogun
Anal Trooper
Anal Soul
Anal Bongo
Anal Roomster
Anal Superb

joemaxi

21 posts

182 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Stiletto
Anal Chamois
Anal Hawk
Anal Viper
Anal Dart
Anal Cobra
Anal Cedric
Anal Discovery
Anal Cherry
Anal Lancer
Anal Explorer

Enough Already

pontypool

614 posts

240 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Bongo Friendee

ianwayne

6,314 posts

269 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
I've owned a Ford Probe and also it's four door brother the Mazda Xedos 6 (Same car, albeit 4 doors and a slightly smaller 2.0 V6)

They have beautiful silky smooth engines. In fact they're so smooth you find yourself checking the rev counter when sat at the lights just to make sure it hasn't stalled. They're lovely and refined on the motorway, but it's true that they don't like being thrown around the twisties so much. They're a proper GT car.
The engines are reliable. Changing the cam-belt and general servicing is easy for such a cramped engine bay.
They must be filled with 5W-30 oil or the tappets tick like mad (Just like the Ford Zetec engines).
The rocker cover seals have a habit of leaking oil over the manifolds and into the spark plug wells - changing the seals is a bit involved, but not beyond the DIY'ers.
The immobiliser can be troublesome. The fix is to remove the immobiliser (located behind the centre console) and either resolder the dry joints on the circuit board or disable it altogether (you have to link three contacts). also, the metal sunroofs can rust.
Lastly, the people in the Probe owners club are proper mental. They really are a very very weird bunch!!

Edited by Dr Doofenshmirtz on Friday 28th October 16:11
I bought a '92 MX-6 last month off fleabay. Isn't that the sister car? The UK version only came with a V6. 8 mth MoT, 3 mths tax,122k, a bit tatty at the edges but £400. My own SOTW. Smooth engine and gearbox. Being used to a diesel for so long, it seems quite quick to me.

A lot of interchangeable mechanical parts with the V6 Probe, I agree about the weirdness of some of the Probe owner forums!

Blackwedge

283 posts

179 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Saw a car on the way home this evening that I don't even want to think about being preceded by the word anal.

It was a beetle.

Edited by Blackwedge on Friday 28th October 18:50


Edited by Blackwedge on Friday 28th October 18:50

PETERSKY

4 posts

193 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Hows about:

Anal Reliant - Plymouth Reliant
Anal Gremlin - AMC Gremlin
Anal Scamp - Dodge Scamp
Anal Mentor - Kia Mentor
Anal Applause - Daihatsu Applause
Anal Demon - Dodge Demon
Anal Rampage - Dodge Rampage

And lastly:

Anal Joy Machine - Honda Joy Machine!

Happy Friday!

Kong

1,503 posts

172 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I used to own a late 16v version on an 'R' plate. I liked it. It was the most reliable car i've ever owned, the most comfortable car i've ever owned, gigantic boot and pop-up headlights. As the article says it didn't handle well but it did corner with it's low stance.

Negative points, 2.0 16v with just 113bhp and circa 1300kg, it was VERY slow!

The biggest problem with these are the parts. They don't share much from the Ford parts bin so it can be (relatively) expensive to service/maintain compared to a Mondeo of similar vintage for example.

Hellbound

2,500 posts

177 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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...I feel sick.

slevin911

647 posts

177 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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anal thunderbird!!

B'stard Child

28,477 posts

247 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Brilliant I commented last night and haven't had access to the internets till now

4 pages on a Mazda in a fraud frock - wow I guess there are some fans

PMSL - great game - threadjack of the year for me