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HorneyMX5 said:
This thread has changed my life.
I recently had to undergo some changes with my contract with Apple for my Apple Music subscription. After the advice on here I changed the contract stating that I would own Apple Inc if they agreed to my terms by taking the next payment. Sure as eggs is eggs my Apple Music subscription went out yesterday and I now own Apple. I gave Tim Cook a buzz and showed him my bank statements, he agreed and he's signed over the company to me this afternoon. I of course can't post up the signed docs because of GDPR.
I'm really looking forward to working with Messrs Cook and Ive to bring my vision of Apple products to the market place. You should all be very excited.
I've also just renewed my Netflix subscription and I expect to own that by the end of the week.
Musk makes out it's so hard being a billionaire sending rockets into space and trying to get people on Mars. I'm just checking the paperwork for my Model 3 reservation and with a few amendments I'll show him who's boss!!!!!
Sorry old chap, I did the same and my Apple Music went out this morning so I own you now.... get me a coffee.I recently had to undergo some changes with my contract with Apple for my Apple Music subscription. After the advice on here I changed the contract stating that I would own Apple Inc if they agreed to my terms by taking the next payment. Sure as eggs is eggs my Apple Music subscription went out yesterday and I now own Apple. I gave Tim Cook a buzz and showed him my bank statements, he agreed and he's signed over the company to me this afternoon. I of course can't post up the signed docs because of GDPR.
I'm really looking forward to working with Messrs Cook and Ive to bring my vision of Apple products to the market place. You should all be very excited.
I've also just renewed my Netflix subscription and I expect to own that by the end of the week.
Musk makes out it's so hard being a billionaire sending rockets into space and trying to get people on Mars. I'm just checking the paperwork for my Model 3 reservation and with a few amendments I'll show him who's boss!!!!!
rsbmw said:
I'm not sure I understand what's happened in this thread. Has the OP at any point made a coherent statement explaining the situation?
Eh? The OP has been totally coherent from the outset and in every subsequent post. He’s a mentalist who imagines multiple conversations with very important people who all agree with his equal, if not superior yet often misunderstood intellect and education.
I’m sure we will have further insights just as soon as he finishes fielding the call for help from MI5.
Tankrizzo said:
Pretended to buy a 944 drunk on ebay and made a thread about it, got busted and shamed.
To his credit he fessed up and apologised.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Both this thread and the above post had me in stiches, thanks for posting the link.To his credit he fessed up and apologised.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Why just we dont be honest about ourselves
I am 50 running a small struggling transport company life is not easy but we make a bit of chedder and it is something for me to do in the week
I live in a small cottage but the back garden is nice when the sun is on it
My favorite job of all being a Granddad !
What about everybody else
I am 50 running a small struggling transport company life is not easy but we make a bit of chedder and it is something for me to do in the week
I live in a small cottage but the back garden is nice when the sun is on it
My favorite job of all being a Granddad !
What about everybody else
Auto810graphy said:
Pericoloso said:
I don't even believe he was drunk.
The desperate back pedalling posts were not those of a drunk but a sober man who'd been caught out ,badly.
Didn’t he also find an S2000 under the Christmas tree or something similar?The desperate back pedalling posts were not those of a drunk but a sober man who'd been caught out ,badly.
- smiley.
jeremyh1 said:
Why just we dont be honest about ourselves
I am 50 running a small struggling transport company life is not easy but we make a bit of chedder and it is something for me to do in the week
I live in a small cottage but the back garden is nice when the sun is on it
My favorite job of all being a Granddad !
What about everybody else
Great post.I am 50 running a small struggling transport company life is not easy but we make a bit of chedder and it is something for me to do in the week
I live in a small cottage but the back garden is nice when the sun is on it
My favorite job of all being a Granddad !
What about everybody else
I don't feel the need to make up rubbish, at 47 with a toddler I'm too busy/knackered.
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