Solo Euro Hoon. Car, Guitar, Drone!!!

Solo Euro Hoon. Car, Guitar, Drone!!!

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br d

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8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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That's him and her patrolling!



They walked passed me with a steel glare but I just caught them before they left the atrium.

I'm really tempted to go outside and try to spark up a conversation.

"Hello, what do you do for fun when you're not swapping over peoples kidneys?".

br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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fk! they have an opera singer in there now!
She is quite wonderful!


br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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You book an hotel completely blind and then all this happens! This is great, we just need a fight or a bloke with a parachute and a propeller to crash into the head table now!

Im going outside to get some car pics.

ben5575

6,335 posts

222 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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This is great. I've never read a post by post account of somebody's own assassination before.

Keep it up!

  • I reckon you could tek im. Try that run of yours to show him who's boss...

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Who are these people ?

Is it a meeting of SPECTRE ?

mickk

28,999 posts

243 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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ben5575 said:
Try that run of yours to show him who's boss...
Don't forget the hat.

pidsy

8,032 posts

158 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Ask to see his weapon.

Best way out he’ll be super proud to show you his firearm.

Worst way out, you’ll get bummed.

rasto

2,190 posts

238 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Thread approaching legendary status, just need Brad to start an international incident that gets splashed over the front pages of the Sunday papers wink

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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nothing for over an hour ,do we need to send in help ?

magooagain

10,059 posts

171 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Well uploading these one at a time is a lot of fun...
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That Alfa is my pals race car,his father and him have built and developed the car over the past couple of years.
You may notice that it has a Fiat 16v turbo engine in it and putting out about 350 hp. He competes in the French"fun cup" and also he is eligible to complete in the Alfa cup also.

Great thread very enjoyable.

Ed.

2,174 posts

239 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Just read from the start, love it.
Hope all is ok

br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Oh mate this is a laugh!

I went outside to take car pics, Ranier slid out beside me.

"Okay to take some pics?"

An imperceptible nod.

Here's some





So then I notice a bloke standing by my car. I go over.

"This is a lovely car"

"It's mine"

I open it.

He's Frank.
He's one of the VERY IMPORTANT people from the do. We get chatting, he's great, we're both half pissed. His wife is actually a VERY VERY IMPORTANT person from the do.

"You just missed the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize winner giving a speech" Frank says.

"fk, did I?"

"Yeah, but he was boring"

We talk about cars. i tell Frank I got flashed by a camera today. Frank then tells me something I never knew.

On Autobahns, if you are doing say, 180 kmh you must be half that, 90 meters, behind the car in front.

Really?

Frank was doing 186 and a camera hanging from the gantry clicked him 27 meters behind the car in front. Frank is fked right?

"Yeah, well they said 1 month i lose my licence"

"You're terrible Frank!"
We laugh.

So what happened?

"Well, i have lawyers you know"
Frank didn't lose his licence.

So Frank loves the car.
"Can I have some pics so my wife knows where I was?

"Sure Frank, can i have a pic too so I can remember meeting a pissed german bloke at this VERY IMPORTANT meeting.

Frank laughs "You're terrible brad!"

"Yeah"


So I set the car up to do that loud start thing where it pops and bangs.

Frank starts car.
Ranier appears, between the cars like a ghost.

Best bit.

Frank slowly turns his head and looks at Ranier.
Ranier looks down, steps back, like the guard exomorphs when the Mother nods them out of the egg chamber in Aliens, su-fking-perb!

Yeah!!!! Don't mess with Frank!!!

I then try to record Frank starting the car but entirely fk it up due to my uselessness with any camera

Here are the clips but I basically missed the best bits!

https://youtu.be/-UlbJPXsKis

https://youtu.be/Gq8zvjTkfss

So me and Frank laugh. He goes back in to face his VERY VERY IMPORTANT wife.

I start taking more pics of cars.

Ranier says "No pics of me please"
I nod.

But fk him, I sneak him into one anyway!







Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 21:03


Edited by br d on Saturday 9th June 21:09

br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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I'm going back for another JD, this can't end well!

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Legendary !

One more JD and then it must be getting on for doughnuts in the car park time.

Nth

359 posts

192 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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br d said:
I'm going back for another JD, this can't end well!
Oh yes it can! hehe

mickk

28,999 posts

243 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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I'm looking forward to reading about a diplomatic incident in the papers tomorrow.

ben5575

6,335 posts

222 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Later that night....

International Man of Mystery; Brad 'Dave' Mclaren, was last seen fleeing the scene of the incident.

In what can only be described as a scene reminiscent of North By North 'West' (the gay tribute to the famous Hitchcock classic)....


br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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Brilliant! Quite brilliant!

br d

Original Poster:

8,408 posts

227 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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[In the bar, hiding! No sign of any security, am I busted? Are they reading this?]
[Down Periscope]

cherryowen

11,746 posts

205 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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That "gay run" video?

hehe

I can't watch it without the theme to Chariots of Fire playing in my head!

RUN Forrest br d, RUN