What has your "friend" been up to?
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Breadvan72 said:
My friend wishes that he could show you the picture of his friend in her Hallowe'en costume that he has on his phone, but he'd probably be sin binned if he did. The look was Nurse-Serial Killer, with some assistance from Agent Provocateur and Hello Kitty in the costuming.
Well that trumps a pretty blond waitress Justin Case said:
My friend answered the door last night to be confronted by a small skeleton. The horror of such a sight was however mitigated as said skeleton was wearing unicorn slippers 
Hahaha I am currently waiting for my grand niece to get a touch older before I start a campaign to convince her that rainbows are unicorn farts. CharlesdeGaulle said:
citizensm1th said:
Hahaha I am currently waiting for my grand niece to get a touch older before I start a campaign to convince her that rainbows are unicorn farts.
As someone similarly pointed-out upthread, we don't give a f
k what you're up to, it's your friend we're interested-in. The Brummie said:
My friend bought a Lego kit yesterday - with delivery scheduled for 11am (ish) tomorrow.
A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Your friend has a twofer he should post that in the moaning about wife's theadA rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
The Brummie said:
My friend bought a Lego kit yesterday - with delivery scheduled for 11am (ish) tomorrow.
A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
My friend ordered some M5 set screws yesterday to fix a minor DIY issue around the house.A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
His wife is pretty happy that this can now be resolved.
My friend is on the fence about whether he would rather have had lego and an unhappy wife.....
The Brummie said:
My friend bought a Lego kit yesterday - with delivery scheduled for 11am (ish) tomorrow.
A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Your friend should be pleased with his wife's reaction to the delivery being nearly two hours lateA rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
If it is the Liebherr 9800 excavator then my friend is very envious- my friend had been toying with the idea of getting this but realised he had too many boxes of unbuilt Lego already.
If your friend’s wife should say “it’s me or the Lego” then your friend should at least feign a moment’s thought before siding with the Lego...
If your friend’s wife should say “it’s me or the Lego” then your friend should at least feign a moment’s thought before siding with the Lego...
My friend builds model aeroplanes, it's a hobby that as well as being rewarding is not that expensive so my friend's wife doesn't mind.
My friend also enjoys buying things.
My friend reckons that the build to buy ratio is currently running at 'Build one buy two' and thinks this may not be sustainable in the long run!
My friend also enjoys buying things.
My friend reckons that the build to buy ratio is currently running at 'Build one buy two' and thinks this may not be sustainable in the long run!
Justin Case said:
The Brummie said:
My friend bought a Lego kit yesterday - with delivery scheduled for 11am (ish) tomorrow.
A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Your friend should be pleased with his wife's reaction to the delivery being nearly two hours lateA rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Deliberately scheduled for Monday too avoid the other half seeing the delivery.
Sodding Amazon.
The Brummie said:
My friend is annoyed because delivery was 24 hours early!!!
Deliberately scheduled for Monday too avoid the other half seeing the delivery.
Sodding Amazon.
Your friend should investigate the Amazon drop-off locker. My friend has one within walking distance and finds it very "convenient" in more ways than one. Deliberately scheduled for Monday too avoid the other half seeing the delivery.
Sodding Amazon.
The Brummie said:
Justin Case said:
The Brummie said:
My friend bought a Lego kit yesterday - with delivery scheduled for 11am (ish) tomorrow.
A rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Your friend should be pleased with his wife's reaction to the delivery being nearly two hours lateA rather large Lego box has just been delivered......
My friends other half is massively p****d off & annoyed right now!!!
Deliberately scheduled for Monday too avoid the other half seeing the delivery.
Sodding Amazon.
Justin Case said:
My friend regrets his miscalculation. He claims that it is due to the lingering effects of the change from BST to GMT, which means that he is uncertain whether or not he has lost a whole hour from his life
You were granted a whole extra hour but....john2443 said:
Turning the clocks back and getting an extra hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album!
My friend's mojo is all over the place at the moment due to his ever shifting shift pattern, and is of the opinion that 'the weekend' has been well and truly merged with 'Monday to Friday' by some unseen minion in a far away place whilst he wasn't looking. Tonight my friend will visit Crewe and London before retiring to his Warwickshire based boudoir, passing through his home town in the process. My friend just wants to sleep.
My friend is shocked at how much stuff he has purchased via Amazon since January, a haul which includes forty six car books. My friend is acutely aware of his addiction and may well seek the appropriate help, once he has had an other quick shuftie at the items pending in his shopping basket. My friend's attempt at distracting his other half's attention away from said Amazon shopping basket by shouting ''ooh look a squirrel'' was met with puzzlement, a lack of humour and 'the look'. My friend might have to obtain nefarious garments and accoutrements from Agent Provocateur at some stage in the very near future in order to placate matters domestic.
My friend is shocked at how much stuff he has purchased via Amazon since January, a haul which includes forty six car books. My friend is acutely aware of his addiction and may well seek the appropriate help, once he has had an other quick shuftie at the items pending in his shopping basket. My friend's attempt at distracting his other half's attention away from said Amazon shopping basket by shouting ''ooh look a squirrel'' was met with puzzlement, a lack of humour and 'the look'. My friend might have to obtain nefarious garments and accoutrements from Agent Provocateur at some stage in the very near future in order to placate matters domestic.
P5BNij said:
My friend is shocked at how much stuff he has purchased via Amazon since January, a haul which includes forty six car books. My friend is acutely aware of his addiction and may well seek the appropriate help, once he has had an other quick shuftie at the items pending in his shopping basket. My friend's attempt at distracting his other half's attention away from said Amazon shopping basket by shouting ''ooh look a squirrel'' was met with puzzlement, a lack of humour and 'the look'. My friend might have to obtain nefarious garments and accoutrements from Agent Provocateur at some stage in the very near future in order to placate matters domestic.
My friend is willing to assist your friend by suggesting that your friend purchase a pack of plastic boxes of about 20-25 litre capacity from a well known high street store. He can then leave them in a prominent position in his residence to show how many car books he has 'cleared out' He will then not only find that his other half will be sufficiently pleased to avoid the need to purchase any garments of the type suggested, but he will still have the funds to buy further car books for his collection.Disclaimer - my friend was once a Management Consultant and therefore his expertise is limited to making suggestions rather than implementing them.
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