Someone parked next to me

Someone parked next to me

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dibblecorse

6,892 posts

193 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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dazmanultra said:
This was a while back. I parked miles away from everyone else here, there were so many spaces all around when I got back to this.



I really don't understand people sometimes!
Were you in Caversham yesterday ?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
So its acceptable for someone to damage your car and then physically try to intimidate you?

No it wasnt on CCTV as I found out a few years earlier after another nice crease in my door and tried to get footage to no avail.

Enjoy being a doormat mr internet pu55y.

My point is fk me over and I wont appreciate it and im sure many others dont either.

Let me guess you think damaging my car is fine but heaven forbid if I damage yours?

Fool!
You are hilarious. Please post more.

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

63 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
It took all my willpower to not I was too scared to fight back but I went to my car and exited the car park.
FTFY

Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
So people choose to park next to you in an empty car park invariably thete will be no-one parked on their driver side.

Deliberately inconveniencing people for a laugh marks you as scum in my book.

Oh yes very funny indeed. Enjoy being an inconsiderate asshole and hopefully one day Karma will catch up with you.

I had some waste of space bounce his car door off mine then he denied it and started aggressively pushing me.

It took all my willpower to not fight back but I went to my car and exited the car park.

The fat waster goes into supermarket, I return and park next to him and decide his stwagon needs some pinstriping with a screwdriver.

Some very very deep gouging later and job done.

It was either that or he gets a screwdriver rammed through his throat.

So yeah keep doing and laughing guys as one day hopefully you will pay dearly.
My car has only been deliberately damaged once.

I was getting a later train than usual and parked in the last space In the car park, which was vacant because the car to my right had deliberately parked over the line. (I had a permit for that car park)

My transgression obviously contradicted his false sense of self entitlement, because the keyed my car.

He was clearly a moron, because both of us park there everyday and it didn’t subsequently go very well for him.

That experience led me to the realisation that anyone who parks over the line to deliberately inconvenience others is also a socially underachieving cock womble of the highest order.





And7R

96 posts

57 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Gojira said:
Again with the internet hard case....

If my motor is damaged, I won't be impressed, but if worst comes to worst that's what insurance is for.

Keep at it your way, and one day you'll run into someone who will think that GBH is the sensible option.

I'd rather be a live Internet pussy, as you put it, than a dead hero, thank you very much.
I have and yet I live to tell the tale. I must be a double hard bd!!

If you either enjoy being walked over and taken advantage of or can tolerate it then that is your choice and if you can then fair play.

I cannot and had enough several years ago which is why damaging his car seemed fair after he had damaged mine.

If he hadnt damaged my car then no issues, if he hadnt pushed and shoved me but apologised and offered to pay then no problem.

I dont understand how the thats what insurance is for and the inconvenience and financial loss of excess and increased premiums is ok in your book?

And7R

96 posts

57 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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markyb_lcy said:
FTFY
Thanks.

The fear was losing everything and thankfully it was enough.

Sometimes though people are in a dark place and lose their rational thought process.

This is why deliberately damaging peoples property isnt advisable.

Gojira

899 posts

124 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
I have and yet I live to tell the tale. I must be a double hard bd!!

If you either enjoy being walked over and taken advantage of or can tolerate it then that is your choice and if you can then fair play.

I cannot and had enough several years ago which is why damaging his car seemed fair after he had damaged mine.

If he hadnt damaged my car then no issues, if he hadnt pushed and shoved me but apologised and offered to pay then no problem.

I dont understand how the thats what insurance is for and the inconvenience and financial loss of excess and increased premiums is ok in your book?
Because I don't feel the need to demonstrate the size of my equipment by fighting folks, (and almost certainly losing biggrin)

If you are so brave, why did you skulk off and then sneak back to damage his motor?

The increased premiums aren't OK, but they are better than the various risks of a fight.

If that makes me a pussy in your view, then Meeeeow!

What is the motor that you aren't actually willing to fight for, anyway?

borcy

3,072 posts

57 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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If you're struggling not to stab someone in the throat because they've dented you're car door you need help. Seriously.

And7R

96 posts

57 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Gojira said:
Because I don't feel the need to demonstrate the size of my equipment by fighting folks, (and almost certainly losing biggrin)

If you are so brave, why did you skulk off and then sneak back to damage his motor?

The increased premiums aren't OK, but they are better than the various risks of a fight.

If that makes me a pussy in your view, then Meeeeow!

What is the motor that you aren't actually willing to fight for, anyway?
Its not about being hard its about what is right/wrong and helping scum understand sometimes people will stand up to them.

Im very confident I would have easily have beaten this guy up he was probably 50ish and easily 16 stone of pure fat and about 5ft 6!

What if I hit him then he had a heart attack or falls and cracks his skull?

I skulked away so there were no witnesses as didnt fancy a criminal record and so that I didnt completely lose the plot.

An 7 yr old Toyota Avensis but thats not the point its MY PROPERTY that he damaged by slamming door into mine.

There were countless empty spaces as well!

Edited by And7R on Thursday 13th February 13:24

And7R

96 posts

57 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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borcy said:
If you're struggling not to stab someone in the throat because they've dented you're car door you need help. Seriously.
Dont worry the stabbing part was a little over the top.

A knee-capping sounds a more appropriate action shootsmile

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

63 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
I skulked away so there were no witnesses
And then you post about it on a public forum?

I think you need to review your OpSec mate.

Gojira

899 posts

124 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
Gojira said:
Because I don't feel the need to demonstrate the size of my equipment by fighting folks, (and almost certainly losing biggrin)

If you are so brave, why did you skulk off and then sneak back to damage his motor?

The increased premiums aren't OK, but they are better than the various risks of a fight.

If that makes me a pussy in your view, then Meeeeow!

What is the motor that you aren't actually willing to fight for, anyway?
Its not about being hard its about what is right/wrong and helping scum understand sometimes people will stand up to them.

Im very confident I would have easily have beaten this guy up he was probably 50ish and easily 16 stone of pure fat and about 5ft 6!

What if I hit him then he had a heart attack or falls and cracks his skull?

I skulked away so there were no witnesses as didnt fancy a criminal record and so that I didnt completely lose the plot.

An 7 yr old Toyota Avensis but thats not the point its MY PROPERTY that he damaged by slamming door into mine.

There were countless empty spaces as well!

Edited by And7R on Thursday 13th February 13:24
This has got to be a wind up! rofl

Either that or this is the sort of idiot who is a prime example of why I wouldn't be arguing the way he did banghead


coldel

7,987 posts

147 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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If it bothers you that much just squeeze back into your car and 'accidentally' put a huge knee shaped dent, not a dint, a fecking big three foot long indent in the door, by mistake, and drive off. Even the sheddiest of shed owners would stop and be a bit pissed off with that.

But yes, if someone cannot park in between two white lines then they should have their licence taken off them immediately.

WJNB

2,637 posts

162 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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dibblecorse said:
Were you in Caversham yesterday ?
I assume you were mega-careful not to bash the bodywork of that nice sports car as you opened your door.

MKnight702

3,115 posts

215 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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chow pan toon said:
wsn03 said:
Some friends of mine went to a remote coast in Goa I think it was. Walked ages to place themselves 5 miles from anywhere. Went swimming, then came back to find a German family pitched up right next to them.

I think people just like to be with people, even if it means parking next to them.

It is odd, but quite entertaining

Edited by wsn03 on Sunday 9th February 08:56
My inlaws have a motorhome and remark on the same thing happening with them. They'll pitch up on a quiet site and when they come back to the still-quiet site they'll usually have some neighbours.
Many years ago we had this with a tent. Rocked up to a relatively empty campsite, pitched my tent and went out for a bit. Came back to find that someone had pitched their tent so close that my guy rope was actually under their tent. Oh and to top it all off they had a young baby that screamed a lot. Nice.

juice

8,568 posts

283 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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coldel said:
But yes, if someone cannot park in between two white lines then they should have their licence taken off them immediately.
I agree. I frequently arrive at my parking space to find this twunt...Mine's the SLK to the left.



markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

63 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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juice said:
I agree. I frequently arrive at my parking space to find this twunt...Mine's the SLK to the left.

Looks like they've got a brake line leak too?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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And7R said:
So people choose to park next to you in an empty car park invariably thete will be no-one parked on their driver side.

Deliberately inconveniencing people for a laugh marks you as scum in my book.

Oh yes very funny indeed. Enjoy being an inconsiderate asshole and hopefully one day Karma will catch up with you.

I had some waste of space bounce his car door off mine then he denied it and started aggressively pushing me.

It took all my willpower to not fight back but I went to my car and exited the car park.

The fat waster goes into supermarket, I return and park next to him and decide his stwagon needs some pinstriping with a screwdriver.

Some very very deep gouging later and job done.

It was either that or he gets a screwdriver rammed through his throat.

So yeah keep doing and laughing guys as one day hopefully you will pay dearly.
yikesdriving

coldel

7,987 posts

147 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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juice said:
I agree. I frequently arrive at my parking space to find this twunt...Mine's the SLK to the left.

This was an absolute cracker I saw a while back, working out what started it and the fact that no one has any idea how to park in between two lines...



Yamaha YL1

5 posts

56 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Wifey and I have a Peugeot 106 specifically for shopping and moving crap. It's brilliant!