Will this plate pass an MOT?
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cb1965 said:
I can't be arsed with this any more, but just to correct you .. I am not pro or anti-'chavplating' as you call it.
It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
Another pro Chavplater claims he can't be arsed with the subject despite numerous posts yet again condones illegal Chavplating and criminal activity then resorts to old chestnut analogy about speeding shocker.It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
How very predictable.
av185 said:
Another pro Chavplater claims he can't be arsed with the subject despite numerous posts yet again condones illegal Chavplating and criminal activity then resorts to old chestnut analogy about speeding shocker.
How very predictable.
You really are a very strange guy av. I like you, but you're very weird How very predictable.
Sad Ken said:
av185 said:
Another pro Chavplater claims he can't be arsed with the subject despite numerous posts yet again condones illegal Chavplating and criminal activity then resorts to old chestnut analogy about speeding shocker.
How very predictable.
You really are a very strange guy av. I like you, but you're very weird How very predictable.
Cheers.
I will take that as a compliment then!
Tired said:
You seem quite proud of having invented this term 'chavplater'.
You don't have to make a point of using it in every single post though.
But 'Chavplater' is unquestionably a far better and direct reference than 'criminal miscreant involved in illegal activity butchering one time legal plates solely due narcissistic, vanity and personal insecurity issues'.You don't have to make a point of using it in every single post though.
Rumour has it 'Chavplater' could well appear in the next Oxford English Dictionary due to its increasing wide use across the UK.
av185 said:
But 'Chavplater' is unquestionably a far better and direct reference than 'criminal miscreant involved in illegal activity butchering one time legal plates solely due narcissistic, vanity and personal insecurity issues'.
Rumour has it 'Chavplater' could well appear in the next Oxford English Dictionary due to its increasing wide use across the UK.
Given how hung up you are on the fraudulent aspect as well as the bad taste, I thought you'd have been keen to squeeze that into your new phrase.Rumour has it 'Chavplater' could well appear in the next Oxford English Dictionary due to its increasing wide use across the UK.
This thread is beyond a parody of itself, it's gone full retard.
av185 said:
cb1965 said:
I can't be arsed with this any more, but just to correct you .. I am not pro or anti-'chavplating' as you call it.
It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
Another pro Chavplater claims he can't be arsed with the subject despite numerous posts yet again condones illegal Chavplating and criminal activity then resorts to old chestnut analogy about speeding shocker.It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
How very predictable.
Tired said:
You seem quite proud of having invented this term 'chavplater'.
You don't have to make a point of using it in every single post though.
As it happens I think it's me and not av185 who can fairly reasonably lay claim to inventing the term Chavplater. You don't have to make a point of using it in every single post though.
As a resident of the Essex Badlands I have significantly more exposure than most would care for to both Chavs and illegal number plates and that rather neat common noun linking the two came to mind a long while ago.
Good to see it's becoming part of the PH vernacular which of course it wouldn't do if it didn't accurately describe said mouthbreathers.
Just so you know...
Jaguar steve said:
As a resident of the Essex Badlands
Just to clarify, which part of Essex constitutes the 'badlands'? A quick google search suggests Jaywick.google said:
The "badlands", also known as Jaywick is a seaside town in Essex where half of its 5,000 residents live on benefits and according to government statistics is officially the most deprived place in England.
t with delusions of importance & personality behind the wheel.Jaguar steve said:
As it happens I think it's me and not av185 who can fairly reasonably lay claim to inventing the term Chavplater.
As a resident of the Essex Badlands I have significantly more exposure than most would care for to both Chavs and illegal number plates and that rather neat common noun linking the two came to mind a long while ago.
Good to see it's becoming part of the PH vernacular which of course it wouldn't do if it didn't accurately describe said mouthbreathers.
Just so you know...
Oh, well, I stand corrected.As a resident of the Essex Badlands I have significantly more exposure than most would care for to both Chavs and illegal number plates and that rather neat common noun linking the two came to mind a long while ago.
Good to see it's becoming part of the PH vernacular which of course it wouldn't do if it didn't accurately describe said mouthbreathers.
Just so you know...
Many congratulations on this fine success!
Tired said:
Jaguar steve said:
As it happens I think it's me and not av185 who can fairly reasonably lay claim to inventing the term Chavplater.
As a resident of the Essex Badlands I have significantly more exposure than most would care for to both Chavs and illegal number plates and that rather neat common noun linking the two came to mind a long while ago.
Good to see it's becoming part of the PH vernacular which of course it wouldn't do if it didn't accurately describe said mouthbreathers.
Just so you know...
Oh, well, I stand corrected.As a resident of the Essex Badlands I have significantly more exposure than most would care for to both Chavs and illegal number plates and that rather neat common noun linking the two came to mind a long while ago.
Good to see it's becoming part of the PH vernacular which of course it wouldn't do if it didn't accurately describe said mouthbreathers.
Just so you know...
Many congratulations on this fine success!
I'm quietly hopeful one day it'll become official by inclusion in Roger's Profanasuraus too...
cb1965 said:
av185 said:
cb1965 said:
I can't be arsed with this any more, but just to correct you .. I am not pro or anti-'chavplating' as you call it.
It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
Another pro Chavplater claims he can't be arsed with the subject despite numerous posts yet again condones illegal Chavplating and criminal activity then resorts to old chestnut analogy about speeding shocker.It doesn't figure on my radar whatsoever, I don't give it a moment's thought. It may be technically illegal as you say, but unless the plate is actually obscured it's of no other consequence. Far more important things in life to get worked up over in my book.
An analogy to your obsession here would be for you to harangue and belittle everyone who breaks the speed limit by a few mph because one or two do it to excess and are genuinely causing a problem. Then again as I suspect you break that little law yourself (as we all do) it probably doesn't figure on your radar as obviously it's OK when you do it.
At the end of the day you are just picking on something that is a pet hate of yours (for whatever reason I can't speculate) and using the 'it's illegal' argument to try and take the moral high ground. All a bit sad and pathetic really especially as you purport to have such a perfect life... although I am guessing that may just be on the Internet!
How very predictable.
But then as we all know in contrast there are those who do excessive speeds and are a threat to life and other road users. But there is a major difference between these two 'offenders' and not just in terms of speed.
Intent.
Take for example this infamous moron jailed just the other day:
It may be an extreme case in terms of speed but the point is it was his sole intention to break the speed limit and drive dangerously sticking two figures up at the law with his feet on the dashboard to boot.
In fact so strong was his intention that he actually videos himself committing said offences.
How does this relate to Chavplating?
Well it is also clearly EACH AND EVERY Chavplaters sole intention to break the law and commit a criminal offence by butchering their numberplates for vanity reasons then often displaying their vacuous and illegal 'lifestyle achievement'
saddo trinket for all and sundry to be impressed about 
on 'soshul meeja innit'. And the intention for the Chavplater to deceive, commit fraud and misrepresent often commences when they decide to purchase a suitable plate for immediate butchering by way of illegal spacing, altering numbers or letters, screwcaps etc etc the end result often being a plate which resembles the original not one bit.That is why there is strict legislation regarding number plate regs. And anyone breaking these regs should be prosecuted. As the infamous cretin Chavplater 'BIG BAL' previously referred to found out to his significant cost when he was pulled by Trafpol and fined heavily.
Unsurprisingly you were quite dismissive of my previous serious question some time back about how you would feel if a close friend or relative was seriously injured or worse by being mown down perhaps by a moron similar to the one mentioned above who also had an illegal and illegible chavplate which had been butchered the consequence of which his vehicle could not be traced and his identity was unknown?
I can guarantee you would not be as dismissive as you currently appear to be about Chavplaters breaking the law and being on your radar, as you put it, in these circumstances.
Edited by av185 on Monday 28th January 20:13
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