Car selfies

[Vickers_VC10]

Doofus said:

Andyspro said:

Hi guy's it's been fun but I was just having you all on all along to make some fun out of what was otherwise a boring weekend hahahaha. I never intended to use this guy from champions of mind as a decoy but when I told everyone I had a Bentley and a Land Rover you all wanted a picture. I went online and looked and looked and looked until I finally found a FB picture of a red Land Rover and Bentley and thought bingo. I don't actually know these guy's from champions of mind I've never even heard of them but after going through their Facebooks I realised there is plenty of realistic pictures to fool people ie wearing a watch with coincidentally the same time and day displayed as the day i was posting. I don't know if Heavyweight is the real guy he may just be a troll but one thing I promise is it's not me this time. To all of you that had a laugh I'm glad i made some people's day a bit better. To anyone who took offence easily at the beginning...... Lighten up! There's more to worry about in this world than a troll like me being cheeky on an Internet forum.
Ps to all those who don't like the matte black Bentley that guy or his brother drives well I just want to point out for the record I think it looks awesome.

Bullst. You were trying to impress strangers and you got caught. Bear in mind you've already told us about the M3, and that you were going to buy a GTR and that you're getting a Lamborghini before Christmas.

Fantasist.

+1

[carlove]

Chubbyross said:

Well played, very well played. But you do know we demand a picture of you, with your car. And custard.

Seconded!

[rigga]

Vickers_VC10 said:

Doofus said:

Andyspro said:

Hi guy's it's been fun but I was just having you all on all along to make some fun out of what was otherwise a boring weekend hahahaha. I never intended to use this guy from champions of mind as a decoy but when I told everyone I had a Bentley and a Land Rover you all wanted a picture. I went online and looked and looked and looked until I finally found a FB picture of a red Land Rover and Bentley and thought bingo. I don't actually know these guy's from champions of mind I've never even heard of them but after going through their Facebooks I realised there is plenty of realistic pictures to fool people ie wearing a watch with coincidentally the same time and day displayed as the day i was posting. I don't know if Heavyweight is the real guy he may just be a troll but one thing I promise is it's not me this time. To all of you that had a laugh I'm glad i made some people's day a bit better. To anyone who took offence easily at the beginning...... Lighten up! There's more to worry about in this world than a troll like me being cheeky on an Internet forum.
Ps to all those who don't like the matte black Bentley that guy or his brother drives well I just want to point out for the record I think it looks awesome.

Bullst. You were trying to impress strangers and you got caught. Bear in mind you've already told us about the M3, and that you were going to buy a GTR and that you're getting a Lamborghini before Christmas.

Fantasist.

+1

+2 I'm afraid ....

[Syndrome280]

Hub said:

Heavyweight said:

You got a problem pal ?

Oooh handbags!

Just when I thought this thread was winding down

[carlove]

This has great potential to become a photoshop thread. I can’t use photoshop but just saying.

[TimmyMallett]

carlove said:

. I can’t use photoshop but just saying.

Neither can anyone else on this thread. Not to worry

[MrGTI6]

rigga said:

Vickers_VC10 said:

Doofus said:

Andyspro said:

Hi guy's it's been fun but I was just having you all on all along to make some fun out of what was otherwise a boring weekend hahahaha. I never intended to use this guy from champions of mind as a decoy but when I told everyone I had a Bentley and a Land Rover you all wanted a picture. I went online and looked and looked and looked until I finally found a FB picture of a red Land Rover and Bentley and thought bingo. I don't actually know these guy's from champions of mind I've never even heard of them but after going through their Facebooks I realised there is plenty of realistic pictures to fool people ie wearing a watch with coincidentally the same time and day displayed as the day i was posting. I don't know if Heavyweight is the real guy he may just be a troll but one thing I promise is it's not me this time. To all of you that had a laugh I'm glad i made some people's day a bit better. To anyone who took offence easily at the beginning...... Lighten up! There's more to worry about in this world than a troll like me being cheeky on an Internet forum.
Ps to all those who don't like the matte black Bentley that guy or his brother drives well I just want to point out for the record I think it looks awesome.

Bullst. You were trying to impress strangers and you got caught. Bear in mind you've already told us about the M3, and that you were going to buy a GTR and that you're getting a Lamborghini before Christmas.

Fantasist.

+1

+2 I'm afraid ....

I was convinced it was a troll but that last sentence describing the Bentley as "awesome" has thrown me somewhat.

[Andyspro]

Doofus said:

Heavyweight said:

Doofus said:

Heavyweight said:

This hasn't worked out how I planned. I'll slink away

You got a problem pal ?

Andyspro said exactly the same thing to me yesterday, using exactly the same words.

No. Pal. I don't have the problem.

That's correct I did but i think Heavyweight might just be another troll who's trying to keep the banter going. If so then you're still falling for it.

[Justin Case]

Bobberoo99 said:

Am I doing this right?

A good try but the steering wheel is out of focus

[DonkeyApple]

carlove said:

On my way to work.

Mum?

[Doofus]

Andyspro said:

That's correct I did but i think Heavyweight might just be another troll who's trying to keep the banter going. If so then you're still falling for it.

[the internet]

Me and my ride.

[carlove]

DonkeyApple said:

carlove said:

On my way to work.

Mum?

Timothy, have you done your chores?

[AlmostUseful]

Andyspro said:

Here's an idea although I might get some stick for my picture but how about we all post a selfie of us stood next to our favourite car we own. I'll go first and attach a selfie of me stood next to my Bentley just before hitting the gym.

I know it’s a big car so might be quite an expensive process, but a good detailer could get that paint all nice and shiny again if you can stomach the fee.

[SistersofPercy]

MrGTI6 said:

Me preparing for a track day.

You'd go faster in that chair than Latifi in a Williams

[MrGTI6]

SistersofPercy said:

MrGTI6 said:

Me preparing for a track day.

You'd go faster in that chair than Latifi in a Williams

It also comes with a screen so I can watch porn in it as well.

[anonymous-user]

MrGTI6 said:

SistersofPercy said:

MrGTI6 said:

Me preparing for a track day.

You'd go faster in that chair than Latifi in a Williams

It also comes with a screen so I can watch porn in it as well.

And you've got someone to wipe the dribble away. Win-win.

[Dave.]

rigga said:

Vickers_VC10 said:

Doofus said:

Andyspro said:

Hi guy's it's been fun but I was just having you all on all along to make some fun out of what was otherwise a boring weekend hahahaha. I never intended to use this guy from champions of mind as a decoy but when I told everyone I had a Bentley and a Land Rover you all wanted a picture. I went online and looked and looked and looked until I finally found a FB picture of a red Land Rover and Bentley and thought bingo. I don't actually know these guy's from champions of mind I've never even heard of them but after going through their Facebooks I realised there is plenty of realistic pictures to fool people ie wearing a watch with coincidentally the same time and day displayed as the day i was posting. I don't know if Heavyweight is the real guy he may just be a troll but one thing I promise is it's not me this time. To all of you that had a laugh I'm glad i made some people's day a bit better. To anyone who took offence easily at the beginning...... Lighten up! There's more to worry about in this world than a troll like me being cheeky on an Internet forum.
Ps to all those who don't like the matte black Bentley that guy or his brother drives well I just want to point out for the record I think it looks awesome.

Bullst. You were trying to impress strangers and you got caught. Bear in mind you've already told us about the M3, and that you were going to buy a GTR and that you're getting a Lamborghini before Christmas.

Fantasist.

+1

+2 I'm afraid ....

:nod:

[ddom]

At an automobile day on earth earlier. OP, I believe the correct vernacular is ‘you ain’t got st bro’

Engage.

[A1VDY]

OpulentBob said:

A1VDY said:

lord trumpton said:

Anabolic Steroids cause hair loss

In some cases yes. The testosterone enanthate in the glass vial is just naturally occurring test found in males which promotes muscle growth but also causes water retention.
The Rippex 300 is test cypionate/ propionate/ trenbolone acete which can cause hair loss but being one of the most potent synthetic steroids available can have serious side effects on liver and kidneys and is only suitable for short courses. The D Bol 10mg tablets are methtandrostolone (anabol), one of the original steroids available since the 50's. These can promote rapid growth but are also hard on kidneys and liver.
The custard is the worst one, this just makes you fat..

But they all give you tiny bks, right?

Correct.... custard being the exception...