The Car Salesman's Thread

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markmullen

15,877 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Usually it is on merit, at Vauxhall I was top salesman and had a 100+ mile per day commute so I got a vectra or Astra 150 cdti, one of my colleagues got a 1 litre Agila.

Butter Face

30,519 posts

162 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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markmullen said:
1 litre Agila.
Otherwise known as 'when to know you've pissed the boss off/not hitting target' rofl

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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jbailey93 said:
How is it decided what company cars you guys get? Is it unrealistic to think if you went and worked for say Mercedes you would get a c class? And how does it work at other less premium brands or multi brand pitches
Sometimes random and sometimes who did well. At the mo, we are all running around in A5 cabs. Very nice they are too but only because they were ordered for stock for Summer. Summer didn't really happen, so rather than go fully paid, onto demo plan they go. Cabs in the winter and coupes on the summer for us. However, we do get some very interesting trades, so as long as you don't take the piss, whatever is downstairs is fair game for a weekend smoke. The GOLDEN RULE is don't be an obvious car tart. Take what you get sometimes and don't moan. Never moan. It's a 'relatively' free car. I'm a hardcore convertible bloke though, so I love it. Unless it's absolutely pissing down, roof off, heated seats roasting and heaters blasting my feet off. Nothing quite like a cold Autumn night with everything toasty and a cool wind buzzing your head! I can't wait for snow!


jbailey93

181 posts

160 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Butter Face said:
Otherwise known as 'when to know you've pissed the boss off/not hitting target' rofl
Imagine the conversation with your mates "how's the new job mate you got
A flash new company car"

"Yeah I got an agila"

Hahaha

whoami

13,151 posts

242 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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TVR1 said:
Nothing quite like a cold Autumn night with everything toasty and a cool wind buzzing your head! I can't wait for snow!
yes

Best time for a convertible.

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Usually a combination of merit, length of service/seniority and even need.

Management tend to get to factory spec their own demos, they then then spec the demo pool and quite often let the rest work it out among themselves according to desire and necessity accordingly.

Due to people living different distances from the dealership, there'll usually be swaps to even out the mileages across the pool.

It's one occasional downside of moving, you'll have worked your way up the tree at your old place and get bumped back to square one somewhere new.

Don't get hung up on what demo you'll get, odds are you'll be in something else soon enough and it's good to live with the whole range of what you sell as it'll aid your product knowledge and presentation skills.

If there's a particular car you'd like to run and it's appropriate to your position, there's nothing to be lost by asking - once you've established yourself.

Never ask what demo you'll get before you have the job. You'll be given a car to go home in on your first day or told to come in and collect it a few days earlier.


Butter Face

30,519 posts

162 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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TVR1 said:
The GOLDEN RULE is don't be an obvious car tart. Take what you get sometimes and don't moan. Never moan. It's a 'relatively' free car.
This is so true. It's a mistake I've made before and learnt from. If I get a bag of st I just shut up now.

Always grab anything 'different' that gets traded in though.

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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whoami said:
yes

Best time for a convertible.
Hell yeah! So if any of you see this mad looking, t-shirt wearing bloke, in a black A5 cab smoking around West London with roof down during the most inappropriate weather and looking toasty and warm with music blaring, say hello! It's probably me. smile

markmullen

15,877 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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TVR1 said:
Sometimes random and sometimes who did well. At the mo, we are all running around in A5 cabs. Very nice they are too but only because they were ordered for stock for Summer. Summer didn't really happen, so rather than go fully paid, onto demo plan they go. Cabs in the winter and coupes on the summer for us. However, we do get some very interesting trades, so as long as you don't take the piss, whatever is downstairs is fair game for a weekend smoke. The GOLDEN RULE is don't be an obvious car tart. Take what you get sometimes and don't moan. Never moan. It's a 'relatively' free car. I'm a hardcore convertible bloke though, so I love it. Unless it's absolutely pissing down, roof off, heated seats roasting and heaters blasting my feet off. Nothing quite like a cold Autumn night with everything toasty and a cool wind buzzing your head! I can't wait for snow!
Absolutely right, at Mercedes some of the lads were whittering on about what type of wood dash they got on their C class, I laughed that I didn't care as it was a free Mercedes. For being reasonable the SM said that I could have an A class, much to my colleagues delight till I was told to register up an A200 Turbo, the quickest car on the sales exec demo fleet at the time.

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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'whats the best car you have had to drive?' TVR? M3?5? Cls63? Saggy? RS200? R8? V10? Cab or Coupe? Ford GT? Holden SS Monaro? Etc etc.....

A frequent question from customers.

One that is always answered with;

'the one with fuel'

That's the best car I have driven! hehe



Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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My first "company car" was a powder blue Mk3 Escort 1.1L.

But then I had yet to pass my test when I started there. 3 weeks of cycling 6 miles each way in November ensured I passed (that and it would have been P45 time).

That lasted 3 weeks before it expired due to natural causes. Overheating and blowing a headgasket after an hour at speed down to Guildford for a night out.

Next up was a Rover 214Si that ended up very broken.

Once the inevitable smash-up had been got out of the way, I then got put in proper demos, from a 200vi to a 623GSi and most things between. MGF, 620Ti and 820 Vitesse were out of bounds, but that was fine as it was the 825 Sterling Coupe I loved smoking most.

I've lost count of what I've run in between, but everything BMW made from 1999-2002 and likewise Volvo from 2004-2011 for starters. Now enjoying the Ford range. biggrin

80quattro

1,728 posts

197 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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I work for a 'used' only now. We have an ever changing fleet of cars we use, stuff we have taken in part exchange, stuff that the business owns that isn't for sale stock etc I'll be rocking around tomorrow in the car on the front cover of the new Total 911 magazine!

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Zwolf said:
My first "company car" was a powder blue Mk3 Escort 1.1L.

But then I had yet to pass my test when I started there. 3 weeks of cycling 6 miles each way in November ensured I passed (that and it would have been P45 time).

That lasted 3 weeks before it expired due to natural causes. Overheating and blowing a headgasket after an hour at speed down to Guildford for a night out.

Next up was a Rover 214Si that ended up very broken.

Once the inevitable smash-up had been got out of the way, I then got put in proper demos, from a 200vi to a 623GSi and most things between. MGF, 620Ti and 820 Vitesse were out of bounds, but that was fine as it was the 825 Sterling Coupe I loved smoking most.

I've lost count of what I've run in between, but everything BMW made from 1999-2002 and likewise Volvo from 2004-2011 for starters. Now enjoying the Ford range. biggrin
Most memorable but not the most powerful for me. A Citroën 2cv at 18. Now I could do some st with that mutha! Roof rolled back, 7 friends up. Happy days.

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Zwolf said:
My first "company car" was a powder blue Mk3 Escort 1.1L.

But then I had yet to pass my test when I started there. 3 weeks of cycling 6 miles each way in November ensured I passed (that and it would have been P45 time).

That lasted 3 weeks before it expired due to natural causes. Overheating and blowing a headgasket after an hour at speed down to Guildford for a night out.

Next up was a Rover 214Si that ended up very broken.

Once the inevitable smash-up had been got out of the way, I then got put in proper demos, from a 200vi to a 623GSi and most things between. MGF, 620Ti and 820 Vitesse were out of bounds, but that was fine as it was the 825 Sterling Coupe I loved smoking most.

I've lost count of what I've run in between, but everything BMW made from 1999-2002 and likewise Volvo from 2004-2011 for starters. Now enjoying the Ford range. biggrin
Do you remember The Chequered Flag on Chiswick?

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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80quattro said:
I work for a 'used' only now. We have an ever changing fleet of cars we use, stuff we have taken in part exchange, stuff that the business owns that isn't for sale stock etc I'll be rocking around tomorrow in the car on the front cover of the new Total 911 magazine!
'Rocking' is very Antipodean.

You must 'Smoke' in the Motherland! smile

markcjd

1,420 posts

189 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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TVR1 said:
'whats the best car you have had to drive?' TVR? M3?5? Cls63? Saggy? RS200? R8? V10? Cab or Coupe? Ford GT? Holden SS Monaro? Etc etc.....

A frequent question from customers.

One that is always answered with;

'the one with fuel'

That's the best car I have driven! hehe
^This, road tax was an advantage but not a requirement and if you go back far enough a working stereo was a real hit. I spent the first year driving Ex motability 3 door Astra Merit's. I could have any colour provided it was Flame Red, Atlantis Blue or Glacier White.

Upon the commission of some wrong doing I was sentenced to 1 week in an FSO Polonez. Didn't do that again...

Latterly I kept a 300C or Grand Cherokee for daily use, a Wrangler for the winter months and, as mentioned, anything interesting that I stumbled upon. Convincing the Director to pay for my bike and running costs was the moment of genius amongst them all though.

DHE

4,535 posts

192 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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markmullen said:
Usually it is on merit
What sort of cars do you get to take home Mark? You must see some interesting stuff as well.

POORCARDEALER

8,528 posts

243 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Demos, used to do very well back in the 90s....was single and shagging my nuts off ( aged 25 ish) and selling Ferraris, you can guess the rest lol

80quattro

1,728 posts

197 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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TVR1 said:
'Rocking' is very Antipodean.

You must 'Smoke' in the Motherland! smile
Slight anticlimax driving a swift beast to the MOT testing station !

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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POORCARDEALER said:
Demos, used to do very well back in the 90s....was single and shagging my nuts off ( aged 25 ish) and selling Ferraris, you can guess the rest lol
You worked for Maranello's at Egham and got a diesel Golf?
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