One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Gary29

4,190 posts

101 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Knobs in usually a clapped out 10 year old Megane, wearing a site hi-vis vest driving an inch from your rear bumper, questionable sunglasses, in a desperate hurry to get home and beat their long suffering wife presumably.

ORD

18,120 posts

129 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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MarkRSi said:
You should drive faster then tongue out

Actually, seriously, this ticks me off if I'm not in a hurry and I'm happily cruising at 60-65ish mph on a dual carriageway (fairly quiet up here so not causing an obstruction in case anyone starts foaming at the mouth at my audacity of driving below the speed limit), with people cutting in far too close. In most cases it's an old fart/mouth breather/both who rolls up behind you, follows (too closely) for a minute while they work out what they could possible do (like using the empty overtaking lane to their right), before summing up the courage to change lanes and make their epic overtake of the day/year/ever. Then they cut in. Knobs.

What helps is finding someone who's also going 60-65 and maintain a 2 second gap, which usually deters said mouth breathers from cutting in.
I'm not picking on you here - a genuine question. Why drive below the speed limit if the conditions are safe for 70mph?

PoleDriver

28,692 posts

196 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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ORD said:
I'm not picking on you here - a genuine question. Why drive below the speed limit if the conditions are safe for 70mph?
Why not?
As the saying goes, "It's a limit, not a target!"

Seriously, not everybody is in a hurry, only those who are self-important!
I don't hang about personally but once I learned the above simple fact my blood pressure dropped to normal levels!

ORD

18,120 posts

129 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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PoleDriver said:
Why not?
As the saying goes, "It's a limit, not a target!"

Seriously, not everybody is in a hurry, only those who are self-important!
I don't hang about personally but once I learned the above simple fact my blood pressure dropped to normal levels!
Because driving on a dual carriageway or motorway is seriously boring. There is always something else that I would rather be doing, and so I cannot imagine ever driving below the speed limit if it is safe to drive at 70.

I only ask because loads of people now seem to drive at about 60-65 on the motorway (which prevents L2 from being used at the speed limit, as they are usually MLMs).

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

221 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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PoleDriver said:
Why not?
As the saying goes, "It's a limit, not a target!"

Seriously, not everybody is in a hurry, only those who are self-important!
I don't hang about personally but once I learned the above simple fact my blood pressure dropped to normal levels!
Why assume just because somebody wishes to drive at (or close to) the speed limit - they must be in a hurry or self important.

It could be suggested that people driving well below the limit unnecessarily, imposing their self determined speed limit on other motorists, all the while whispering "it's a limit not a target" under their breath are actually demonstrating far more "self importance".

Just saying like....... wink

ashleyman

7,003 posts

101 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Back on subject:

The bird that pooped on my newly detailed car 3 hours after I got it home.

mikal83

5,340 posts

254 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Moonhawk said:
PoleDriver said:
Why not?
As the saying goes, "It's a limit, not a target!"

Seriously, not everybody is in a hurry, only those who are self-important!
I don't hang about personally but once I learned the above simple fact my blood pressure dropped to normal levels!
Why assume just because somebody wishes to drive at (or close to) the speed limit - they must be in a hurry or self important.

It could be suggested that people driving well below the limit unnecessarily, imposing their self determined speed limit on other motorists, all the while whispering "it's a limit not a target" under their breath are actually demonstrating far more "self importance".

Just saying like....... wink
+1. I don't dawdle along as I've got better things to do than sit in a car!

Flibble

6,477 posts

183 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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ORD said:
I'm not picking on you here - a genuine question. Why drive below the speed limit if the conditions are safe for 70mph?
Hypermiling probably. wink

counterofbeans

1,063 posts

141 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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ashleyman said:
Back on subject:

The bird that pooped on my newly detailed car 3 hours after I got it home.
Don't take her out again!

romeogolf

2,056 posts

121 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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ORD said:
I'm not picking on you here - a genuine question. Why drive below the speed limit if the conditions are safe for 70mph?
Much less stressful to cruise a little slower in the first lane than be in wave-traffic which fluctuates between 60 and 70 every 500 yards in the next lane over. On a clear road, I'll generally do 70-75mph (speedo) but if there's traffic I keep left and do nearer 60mph, letting anyone who wants to fight to do 70 to get on with it in the next lane.

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

220 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Knew someone would pick that up, PH can be so predicable... hehe

Sure it will take a bit longer, but others have said sticking in lane 1 at 60-65 is a bit more relaxing, less lane changes, bit less fuel etc. and as I said the dual carriageways up here (e.g. A90 south of Aberdeen) are fairly quiet during the day so not like I'm causing a rolling road block. The only annoyance is the previously mentioned mouth breathers cutting in, although you get those regardless of what speed you do just less often.

On busier roads/rush hour etc. I'm happy to go at whatever speed the rest of the traffic is doing.

Cliftonite

8,421 posts

140 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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ORD said:
Because driving on a dual carriageway or motorway is seriously boring. There is always something else that I would rather be doing, and so I cannot imagine ever driving below the speed limit if it is safe to drive at 70.

I only ask because loads of people now seem to drive at about 60-65 on the motorway (which prevents L2 from being used at the speed limit, as they are usually MLMs).
I agree with you, except that if you find driving on a dual carriageway or motorway (in traffic, anyway) is seriously boring then you ain't doing it right.



ORD

18,120 posts

129 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Cliftonite said:
I agree with you, except that if you find driving on a dual carriageway or motorway (in traffic, anyway) is seriously boring then you ain't doing it right.
Things can be boring whilst requiring full attention, anticipation and skill. Ask any lawyer.

kowalski655

14,741 posts

145 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Must have been a Mercedes special at the local "drive like a knob club" today. First a GLA pulls out to go past roadworks that block their side,AGAINST a stop/go board,only to meet cars going through legitimately, and so having to reverse back to where he started.

Then 100 yards along,old dear in an A class,parked on the pavement despite there being a parking bay 50 feet along,just pulls out in front of me,then drives at just 10 mph for quite a while,till she turns.

And not a Merc,but a woman who tries to cross the flow of traffic to get to a parking spot on the other side(above mentioned space was still 50 feet away and still empty) but as traffic going other way is stopped at lights,she can't cross the line,is stuck,and blocks the lane for quite a while. Eventually gives up and drives away,so parking wasn't that important, obviously.


marshall100

1,124 posts

203 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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Any car* fitted with one of these.

  • excludes track based racers.
Edited by marshall100 on Friday 22 April 17:03

DMN

3,002 posts

141 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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I'm suddenly glad my tow hook does not fit my new track car.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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JimbobVFR said:
DavidJG said:
Driving standards in and around Birmingham are the worst I've seen just about anywhere in the UK. I always find myself wishing I had a fully armoured car every time I drive into that area.
You've obviously never been To Bradford then.
Or Chipping Sodbury.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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MarkRSi said:
WD39 said:
Moving back in far too close after an overtake.
You should drive faster then tongue out

Actually, seriously, this ticks me off if I'm not in a hurry and I'm happily cruising at 60-65ish mph on a dual carriageway (fairly quiet up here so not causing an obstruction in case anyone starts foaming at the mouth at my audacity of driving below the speed limit), with people cutting in far too close. In most cases it's an old fart/mouth breather/both who rolls up behind you, follows (too closely) for a minute while they work out what they could possible do (like using the empty overtaking lane to their right), before summing up the courage to change lanes and make their epic overtake of the day/year/ever. Then they cut in. Knobs.

What helps is finding someone who's also going 60-65 and maintain a 2 second gap, which usually deters said mouth breathers from cutting in.
Well said Mark.

It is perfectly acceptable to drive at 60/65 on a DC or MW. This is not slow by any means. The only drivers who say this is slow are the ones who average 80/90 mph as a default position.

There is at least one and mostly two, other lanes to OT and disappear into the sunset.

Not everyone is in a hurry, and thank goodness for that.







WJNB

2,637 posts

163 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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pointedstarman said:
Followed a 3 series convertible today. The guy driving kept slowing down so he could give it the beans - I assume so he and everyone else could admire his aftermarket mega exhaust. Didn't just do it a couple of times but repeatedly over several miles. Oh Dear...
A good reason to NEVER buy a 3 Series BMW convertible for within a few years year they fall into the hands of housing estate yobs. I'd even be uncomfortable with a brand new one on my drive.

WJNB

2,637 posts

163 months

Friday 22nd April 2016
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PoleDriver said:
Ignorant tts who think that a blue badge allows them to park anywhere!
(And they usually lied to get it or are driving the holder of the badge!)
There is a strata of the disabled who are embittered by their situation & seek recompense by aggressively expecting the world to stop while they go about their business. They DEMAND attention, expecting to go to the front of every queue, & taking pleasure from seeing others dance to THEIR tune for a change.

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