One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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Knob in the BMW [whatever it was] M series (possibly fake), on my way to work today, who whilst driving down a dual carriageway would, overtake (giving it beans) pull back in behind another car, get right up their chuff, wait a few seconds, pull out and give it beans again, pull back in behind the next car [repeat ad nauseam] - this continued for several miles. Knob.
On my way home from work - the silly cow in the mini who was sat gormlessly in the right hand lane of the dual carriageway, overtaking bot all - with an ambulance sat on her chuff with blues flashing like Blackpool illuminations and horn blaring away to get her to move. It took her around 3 mins to actually realise and move out of the way. Stupid cow, someone could have died because she's a silly cow!
On my way home from work - the silly cow in the mini who was sat gormlessly in the right hand lane of the dual carriageway, overtaking bot all - with an ambulance sat on her chuff with blues flashing like Blackpool illuminations and horn blaring away to get her to move. It took her around 3 mins to actually realise and move out of the way. Stupid cow, someone could have died because she's a silly cow!
WJNB said:
There is a strata of the disabled who are embittered by their situation & seek recompense by aggressively expecting the world to stop while they go about their business. They DEMAND attention, expecting to go to the front of every queue, & taking pleasure from seeing others dance to THEIR tune for a change.
Spend a week in their shoes and report back on how you feel about life.All the knobs who thought it perfectly acceptable to drive along the hard shoulder when the M4 was closed yesterday due to a serious accident.
Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
JimbobVFR said:
DavidJG said:
Driving standards in and around Birmingham are the worst I've seen just about anywhere in the UK. I always find myself wishing I had a fully armoured car every time I drive into that area.
You've obviously never been To Bradford then.Byker28i said:
All the knobs who thought it perfectly acceptable to drive along the hard shoulder when the M4 was closed yesterday due to a serious accident.
Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
V144 DQF is not a valid U.K. registration. 'Q' is used (and very rarely) only as a single prefix character.Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
Cliftonite said:
Byker28i said:
All the knobs who thought it perfectly acceptable to drive along the hard shoulder when the M4 was closed yesterday due to a serious accident.
Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
V144 DQF is not a valid U.K. registration. 'Q' is used (and very rarely) only as a single prefix character.Thought they could drive a long way so they could try to go around and through the services, only as the accident was at the end of the reading services and they were trying to land an air ambulance helicopter, just caused issues.
Worse was a Honda Accord, V144 DQF, which doesnt show up on the tax database, came all the way along the hard shoulder, saw everything was jammed so pushed his way in at the front of the queue. He had to move a cone put there by the highways agency.
I'm sure nobody will agree. But when it's a nice day and you're driving with the windows down, come to some traffic, and the driver in front/along side starts smoking. meaning the nice fresh air stinks, so it's windows back up and A/C instead, I don't mind people smoking in their cars at all, it's their car, but I think it's selfish in traffic on a sunny day, double knob when they throw the butt out their window.
The old boy trotting along in his Jazz with 3 of his OAP friends.
Pulled up to a set of lights to cross or join a dual carriageway behind him but he was edging forward - we thought he might have just not braked hard enough to stop in time but completely ignoring the traffic lights spots a gap in the first half of the 2 lane road and he then rolls into the middle of the road. Sits there and spots another gap and off he goes over the other 2 lanes and down into the side street.
I was completely stunned! He just ignored the lights and off he went. Not only could he have killed himself and 3 others in a 40MPH T Bone! But he also could have hurt the rest of the people driving normally down the road who may not have spotted him!
He was old, but he's still a knob!
Pulled up to a set of lights to cross or join a dual carriageway behind him but he was edging forward - we thought he might have just not braked hard enough to stop in time but completely ignoring the traffic lights spots a gap in the first half of the 2 lane road and he then rolls into the middle of the road. Sits there and spots another gap and off he goes over the other 2 lanes and down into the side street.
I was completely stunned! He just ignored the lights and off he went. Not only could he have killed himself and 3 others in a 40MPH T Bone! But he also could have hurt the rest of the people driving normally down the road who may not have spotted him!
He was old, but he's still a knob!
carlove said:
I'm sure nobody will agree. But when it's a nice day and you're driving with the windows down, come to some traffic, and the driver in front/along side starts smoking. meaning the nice fresh air stinks, so it's windows back up and A/C instead, I don't mind people smoking in their cars at all, it's their car, but I think it's selfish in traffic on a sunny day, double knob when they throw the butt out their window.
Not agreeing or disagreeing... but this does raise the question that where are they supposed to put their butt now that most cars don't actually have ashtrays? Stub it out on their hand like a Lethal Weapon boss and chew the remains?Gassing Station | General Gassing | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff