I now realise why everybody loves Range Rovers

I now realise why everybody loves Range Rovers

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Equilibrium25

653 posts

136 months

Wednesday 18th December 2019
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hyphen said:
I took this pic the other day, it perfectly sums up the urban Range Rover driver. Driveway too small to have the car, parks at angle and still wheels is off it. He literally has to squeeze past to get into his house rofl

It's not the only example. Loads of them around.

That's what most urban range rover owners are, car is bigger than the house, but whilst he is driving it, he thinks he is 'the man'. It's all about some image they, and the people they associate with, covet.

(pic cropped for his privacy.)





Edited by hyphen on Wednesday 18th December 13:24
That’s about 9cm longer than a 3-series or 4cm shorter than a 5-series. Would you have got so irritated and judgemental if either of those cars were parked there?

Osinjak

5,453 posts

123 months

Wednesday 18th December 2019
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Equilibrium25 said:
hyphen said:
I took this pic the other day, it perfectly sums up the urban Range Rover driver. Driveway too small to have the car, parks at angle and still wheels is off it. He literally has to squeeze past to get into his house rofl

It's not the only example. Loads of them around.

That's what most urban range rover owners are, car is bigger than the house, but whilst he is driving it, he thinks he is 'the man'. It's all about some image they, and the people they associate with, covet.

(pic cropped for his privacy.)





Edited by hyphen on Wednesday 18th December 13:24
That’s about 9cm longer than a 3-series or 4cm shorter than a 5-series. Would you have got so irritated and judgemental if either of those cars were parked there?
If it had been a transit van no doubt his ire would have been have been directed at the capitalist pig that designed the house and his stinking bourgeois attitude towards the hard-working man as evidenced by the small parking space.

DonkeyApple

55,978 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Osinjak said:
Equilibrium25 said:
hyphen said:
I took this pic the other day, it perfectly sums up the urban Range Rover driver. Driveway too small to have the car, parks at angle and still wheels is off it. He literally has to squeeze past to get into his house rofl

It's not the only example. Loads of them around.

That's what most urban range rover owners are, car is bigger than the house, but whilst he is driving it, he thinks he is 'the man'. It's all about some image they, and the people they associate with, covet.

(pic cropped for his privacy.)





Edited by hyphen on Wednesday 18th December 13:24
That’s about 9cm longer than a 3-series or 4cm shorter than a 5-series. Would you have got so irritated and judgemental if either of those cars were parked there?
If it had been a transit van no doubt his ire would have been have been directed at the capitalist pig that designed the house and his stinking bourgeois attitude towards the hard-working man as evidenced by the small parking space.
Let’s take an emotional step back for one moment from thinking that someone who finds a £50k non essential toy stuffed into a driveway of a home that is possibly not worth much more is a raving Commie or Capitalist Pig. First we must assume that it is not the successful grand daughter just visiting her granny or the landlord who has gone upstairs to collect his rent and if this is the case of the owner’s car outside the owners house and it is not prime central London property then you very much have to consider it a pathetic situation that renting transport bling ahead of what most people would consider more sane investments in the quality of life is a pretty poor indictment of the modern consumer.

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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DonkeyApple said:
Let’s take an emotional step back for one moment from thinking that someone who finds a £50k non essential toy stuffed into a driveway of a home that is possibly not worth much more is a raving Commie or Capitalist Pig. First we must assume that it is not the successful grand daughter just visiting her granny or the landlord who has gone upstairs to collect his rent and if this is the case of the owner’s car outside the owners house and it is not prime central London property then you very much have to consider it a pathetic situation that renting transport bling ahead of what most people would consider more sane investments in the quality of life is a pretty poor indictment of the modern consumer.
Funnily enough the sight that first triggered my interest in cars was seeing a 911 turbo always parked outside a twoup/down cottage (in a row) many years ago whilst my dad drove me to school on his way to work. This was the early 70s and the car was worth at least as much as the house. I asked why the owner spent so much on his car and was told "his car is important to him".

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
What cars have heated/cooled/massage seats as standard like the Autobiography? Are there really "loads of them?"
Rob?

DonkeyApple

55,978 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
popeyewhite said:
What cars have heated/cooled/massage seats as standard like the Autobiography? Are there really "loads of them?"
Rob?
Ah, bit how many Rangies have them after the warranty expires? wink

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
Rob?
The Ford F-150 for a start smile

irocfan

40,776 posts

192 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
What cars have heated/cooled/massage seats as standard like the Autobiography? Are there really "loads of them?"
as standard I'd say not a whole lot - however are you being totally honest here sinceisn't the AB is itself an option or trim-leve? If you were to look at a JLR price-list for a boggo RRS/FFRR/RRE I suspect that an AB would come nowhere near it.

Now you've got the option of having errrmmmm options then suddenly there are a lot more to chose from - take (for example) the S550 Mustang... heated cooled seats and heated steering wheels.

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
Funnily enough the sight that first triggered my interest in cars was seeing a 911 turbo always parked outside a twoup/down cottage (in a row) many years ago whilst my dad drove me to school on his way to work. This was the early 70s and the car was worth at least as much as the house. I asked why the owner spent so much on his car and was told "his car is important to him".
It’s Just jealousy, nothing more. People have a need to be jealous and judgemental, especially when they perceive that someone has something they don’t. More amusingly half the posters moaning will likely own a shed, or something deeply uninteresting themselves. The above is bang on. So many people on here just cannot understand that a car is really important to some, strange given the forum they’re posting on. Would I sell every car and have another bedroom or two, not on your life, but all credit to those that make that choice. On the ferry last night I was parked next to a newish RR. It’s the perfect thing to travel across Europe in. Dog in the back etc. Always fancied one but the perception I have of unreliability put me off. It’s amusing how people are applauded for modifying small little turbocharged Renaults, yet lambasted for messing about with a Range Rover.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

263 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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yonex said:
popeyewhite said:
Funnily enough the sight that first triggered my interest in cars was seeing a 911 turbo always parked outside a twoup/down cottage (in a row) many years ago whilst my dad drove me to school on his way to work. This was the early 70s and the car was worth at least as much as the house. I asked why the owner spent so much on his car and was told "his car is important to him".
It’s Just jealousy, nothing more. People have a need to be jealous and judgemental, especially when they perceive that someone has something they don’t. More amusingly half the posters moaning will likely own a shed, or something deeply uninteresting themselves. The above is bang on. So many people on here just cannot understand that a car is really important to some, strange given the forum they’re posting on. Would I sell every car and have another bedroom or two, not on your life, but all credit to those that make that choice. On the ferry last night I was parked next to a newish RR. It’s the perfect thing to travel across Europe in. Dog in the back etc. Always fancied one but the perception I have of unreliability put me off. It’s amusing how people are applauded for modifying small little turbocharged Renaults, yet lambasted for messing about with a Range Rover.
Exactly. I love my Sport. I love the bits I've done to it, nothing too chavvy, but it's mine. Goes well and sounds great. I don't drive it like a knob either. I also have a Corsa, MX5 and a 50cc twist and go in the household. I think they're all great. That Lumma thing above isn't to my taste, but if we all liked the same things, we'd all be driving bland cars that weren't individual.

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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irocfan said:
as standard I'd say not a whole lot - however are you being totally honest here sinceisn't the AB is itself an option or trim-leve? If you were to look at a JLR price-list for a boggo RRS/FFRR/RRE I suspect that an AB would come nowhere near it.

Now you've got the option of having errrmmmm options then suddenly there are a lot more to chose from - take (for example) the S550 Mustang... heated cooled seats and heated steering wheels.
Massage seats? Nope? Then it's not in the category of "loads of them" wink

The point is that as a part of the RR range The AB has these things as standard. The AB is the flagship model - so described by Autocar. As the M5 is the 5 series flagship. There is more than just extra trim available on the AB as well. I'm not being disingenuous - the luxuries described are standard on the AB. If you can show me a standard model in a line up that includes those extras - maybe Bentley or Rolls or Lexus, then you'll help make Rob's point. Until then it's unproven and twaddle. Incidentally extra options are available to order for the already superlative AB. wink

nickfrog

21,369 posts

219 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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hyphen said:
I took this pic the other day, it perfectly sums up the urban Range Rover driver
It doesn't at all where I live. Your post sums up your inadequacy issues though.

Osinjak

5,453 posts

123 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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DonkeyApple said:
Osinjak said:
Equilibrium25 said:
hyphen said:
I took this pic the other day, it perfectly sums up the urban Range Rover driver. Driveway too small to have the car, parks at angle and still wheels is off it. He literally has to squeeze past to get into his house rofl

It's not the only example. Loads of them around.

That's what most urban range rover owners are, car is bigger than the house, but whilst he is driving it, he thinks he is 'the man'. It's all about some image they, and the people they associate with, covet.

(pic cropped for his privacy.)





Edited by hyphen on Wednesday 18th December 13:24
That’s about 9cm longer than a 3-series or 4cm shorter than a 5-series. Would you have got so irritated and judgemental if either of those cars were parked there?
If it had been a transit van no doubt his ire would have been have been directed at the capitalist pig that designed the house and his stinking bourgeois attitude towards the hard-working man as evidenced by the small parking space.
Let’s take an emotional step back for one moment from thinking that someone who finds a £50k non essential toy stuffed into a driveway of a home that is possibly not worth much more is a raving Commie or Capitalist Pig. First we must assume that it is not the successful grand daughter just visiting her granny or the landlord who has gone upstairs to collect his rent and if this is the case of the owner’s car outside the owners house and it is not prime central London property then you very much have to consider it a pathetic situation that renting transport bling ahead of what most people would consider more sane investments in the quality of life is a pretty poor indictment of the modern consumer.
Damn those life choices, eh? They don't half get in the way of the blinkered and narrow outlook of your average PH poster.

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Exactly. How much of a weirdo do you need to be to photograph things like this? It’s almost as bad as the strange folk in the numberplate thread.

nickfrog

21,369 posts

219 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Osinjak said:
Damn those life choices, eh? They don't half get in the way of the blinkered and narrow outlook of your average PH poster.
+1. It has become the main issue with PH. A lot of bitterness and anger. And the usual confusion between facts and opinions (or prejudice).

Chestrockwell

Original Poster:

2,632 posts

159 months

Glenn63

2,870 posts

86 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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Chestrockwell said:
You know that’s not a Range Rover?

BaldOldMan

4,719 posts

66 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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Chestrockwell said:
Wrong tyres & over confidence

Wet grass can be surprisingly slippery for a car & has embarrassed many a 4x4 driver, Range Rovers included - they get stuck too

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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yonex said:
Exactly. How much of a weirdo do you need to be to photograph things like this? It’s almost as bad as the strange folk in the numberplate thread.
A massive one.

He is smile

av185

18,650 posts

129 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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Jaguar steve said:
Chestrockwell said:


Only thing missing is a mis spaced numberplate, otherwise it would be a full house, classic hehe
It wouldn't you know...

You're right about the absent Chavplate but those two bays aren't for the disabled and there's no Little Princess On Board sticker in the back window. smile
Yup as everyone knows there's no doubt Range Rovers constantly feature very strongly in the illegal 'Crappy Chavplaters so desperate to impress' camp.

Wonder why? scratchchin

Clearly must be a narcissistic and major insecurity thing.

These typical and random RR Chavplates should adequately make up for the thread photo imbalance of which the owners of such 'lifestyle' tat must be so so proud rofl