RE: Nismo unleashed on the Juke

RE: Nismo unleashed on the Juke

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tosh.brice

204 posts

212 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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"Juke" in Hebrew is cockroach (they thrive in this weather unless you keep your kitchen and bathroom really clean). Interestingly, whoever/whatever chooses the ads to go with PH forums decided to offer me the chance to hit a "juke" with a flip-flop sandal (ie, a mouse click) to win some unwinnable prize.

tosh.brice

204 posts

212 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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PS - I note we are not invited to vote on this one!

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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It looks like a chav's trainer.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

180 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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Mr Gear said:
I love the Juke. It's so ugly it's brilliant.
yes

I wish they'd make a mental one with some gubbins out of the GTR on it.......

Escort Si-130

3,278 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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They need a styling upgrade to remove those fking circular headlamps, they just do not go with the rest of the car and is what makes it look so blasted ugly.

Escort Si-130

3,278 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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Your mum has one??? that says it all about this car

2blackhats said:
Yes. My mum has one. The turbo charged 4 wheel drive variant and it's a good car. Very easy to hoon about with the auto box, surprisingly quick in sport mode too. All right, it's not gonna pin you in your seat, but it's not bad at all. Handling is assured with the torque vectoring 4x4ness and generally I like it. Rear visibility is a bit st, but it has a reversing camera to compensate. I'd definitely have one if I was in the market for a family car.

Escort Si-130

3,278 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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I would have given it a zero.

tosh.brice said:
PS - I note we are not invited to vote on this one!

vit4

3,507 posts

171 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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I love these. If they put one on sale and I were in a position to, I'd probably have it over any other hot hatch I can think of, brilliant little things smile I sincerely hope companies aren't put off by the negative feedback on its looks, because different is definitely a good thing nowadays!

Streetym89

933 posts

151 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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I would prefer the one they've built with the gtr engine in if they put that Into production tongue out

Melvin Udall

73,668 posts

256 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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Weird is good.

TameRacingDriver

18,120 posts

273 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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I used to hate them, the old Nissan Puke, but they've unexplainably grown on me.

Funnily enough I always seem to see them being driven like they're stolen so maybe they are bought by a few petrol heads, and quite a few of them seem to have dark grey front wheels where the brake dust has covered them, suggesting the ones I dont see moving are also driven like they've been stolen.

The "Super Juke" (with GTR running gear) is awesome. I'd love one.

militantmandy

3,829 posts

187 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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I like the Juke! The other half utterly detests them, go figure. I have driven quite a few and although they are soft they're remarkably good fun to drive. Lots of front end grip and less understeery than most modern stuff. Only driven the 1.6 (might be a 1.4) petrol and 1.5 diesel. Neither engine is particularly exciting but it's got a decent gear shift and pretty good steering for what it is.

Definitely pretty plasticky inside thought, although they seem well enough equipped. Makes a change from the shapeless euroboxes from VAG.

As for tuned up version, much more excited to see the GTR engined version!

rockymount

145 posts

164 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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steve_n said:
Anyways, you can't polish a turd (Juke)...
Um, evidently you can ……… well at least according to the Discovery Channels MythBusters, you can! – in this case, a Lion’s turd ……… wink

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polish... )

Perhaps they named it the Juke after realising the styling cues and aerodynamics were similar to one of these;



No, but on a more serious note, apart from the two fugly elliptical shaped front headlights (which will never grow on me), I think the Nismo front end is a big improvement over the standard version;



At least they’ve got rid of those three wine bottle holders biggrin

BigTom85

1,927 posts

172 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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I love the Juke, we nearly bought one for my Mrs. The 1.6 DIG-T is a better drive than you might expect, and the interior is funky.

But then we bought a used Galaxy instead as we were planning for a (4th) child... wobble

Forgot to say, in standard form its a nice car - this Nismo stuff is quite inappropriate and looks fecking awful imho.

iain1970

239 posts

163 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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My wife like them because they are different. I however think the "you do the front and I'll do the back" styling leaves a lot to be desired. I sat in one this summer and the dashboard carries on the haphazard theme. I swear the dials are pointing to the footwell and are at knee height.

The Nismo version does improve things in my opinion. With tighter handling, I can imagine the warmed over DIG-T (is that 180-odd hp std?) with a manual box is entertaining.

Dog Star

16,169 posts

169 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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British Beef said:
More positive response for this little thing than either of the Toyota or Subara coupe offerings!!

Does that mean coupes are out and sporty bug eyed micro SUVs are in??

I like it!
It rocks! cool

Nissan have done something very very clever with this car - loads of people posting about how they are ugly or whatever - yet they're selling by the shedload. I have no doubt that they'll be uber reliable, bombproof warranty and aftersales etc, but what else have they done? Whatever they've done, hats off to them, so much better than looking at overpriced, grey, bland st (eg. VW).

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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Escort Si-130 said:
I would have given it a zero.

tosh.brice said:
PS - I note we are not invited to vote on this one!
Can you imagine how boring the world would be if only sensible cars were on the road.

Imagine how dull it would be if there was only golf diesels and nothing else

leon9191

752 posts

194 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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I have always nearly liked the way the Juke looked, has some nice bits about it here's one I hashed together (I know its a bit rough boxedin)


steve_n

402 posts

203 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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300bhp/ton said:
Have you actually driven one?
Yes.

epom

11,642 posts

162 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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me too, me too... I now want a Juke smile