RE: Google patents autonomous car mode

RE: Google patents autonomous car mode

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Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

174 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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sanctum said:
Just what's going ot happen when those "on-road bar codes" get dirty?

This is just a patent, because they thought of it and no one else has patented it yet, it's not representative of anything actually viable.

Personally I'd love to see all cars on the road automated, I love driving, but I hate getting wound up by inconsiderate people who treat the road as a cock-fight. Autonomous vehicles for the public roads, and greater access to track days for those of us who realy want to drive how god intended.
Cocks on the road is a small price to pay for the ability to take great pleasure in day-to-day driving.

VPower

3,598 posts

195 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Lord Flathead said:
VPower said:
Well if it's anything like my works upgrade to Windows 7, the fekking thing will crash at least once a day!


However!!

I do like my reversing sensors that clever little computer thingy that detects old ladies who can see me revering into a parking spot but still feel they can walk straight into thw way.

I do like my ABS being a superfast computer that can react faster than I can.
Wish I had one of the littel bufggers on the car I skidded into the tree with a few years back!

I do like my EPS (as for ABS)

I love that engine management system computer system that adjusts all the parameters 1000 a SECOND!
I can remember when we had to manually adjust ignition advance/retard and use a choke!

And I fekking love my 6 speed ZF autobox!
All them ups and down the gears sitting on the M25 for 3 hours becasue I AM a MAN!!!
I think my left leg is now longer than it was before they invented the "Racing" clutch.

So computer driver aids that help me? Too right!
Oh dear..

I do like driver awareness that makes me look out for road hazards and pedestrians, and not to become reliant on an electronic buzzer or illuminated graphic on the dashboard.
I do like to feel what the car is doing via the weight and vibration on the steering wheel.
I do like my wheels to lock up when I'm not driving to the conditions because I want that sense of realism to keep my prepared should the worst happen, and not sit there praying that circuit 419 will deal with it all..
I do like the wheels to spin because I've not thought about how much power I'm trying to feed in.
I do like the front wheels to understeer a little so I know where the limits are to remind me in the wet.
I do like oversteer becuase it's a great way to go round a roundabout when no ones watching wink
I do like my heavy mechanical dog-leg box, it's a bh to get right when changing quickly but when you do...
I do like being a driver and not a computer operator sat behind the wheel of a car which has been designed by a machine for a machine.

Computer driver aids destroy everything that real driving is all about..
yikesIf only I was driving God like you!! Do you drive Morris 1000 Traveller smile

But I'd rather avoid you to be honest! laugh

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
Top stuff!! I can sleep through the boring schlep and be wide awake to drive the interesting bits
NO YOU CAN'T..THEY WON'T LET YOU

Holy snot, why don't people think..?
WTF are you on about? No wonder your fking brain hurts, wearing that tinfoil hat all the time stops the air getting to it.
Read the first post on this thread, then come back and tell me what you think...
There will be ON RAMPS and OFF RAMPS with QR type codes or transponders. Once on one, and you've selected Auto drive, the car will get you to a destination QR Code (probably another motorway/major route off ramp).

Meaning, I can drive to a QR Code ON RAMP, say where I want to go. Take over again once I'm at the OFF RAMP that I want.

Makes a lot of sense.


My house. ~~~>~~~Fun wiggly bit~>~~~~[M25 J28 QR code on ramp]..>.. BORING st...>...[M5 J19 QR code off ramp]~>~~fun wiggly bit~>~~ Destination.


What do you think it means?
Listen carefully, I will say zis urly wurnse...

If this gets off the ground, control freaks in government will make the whole process compulsory, not just the boring bits.

That's what governments do.

Get it now..?
See, it's nothing to do with the original article is it. Just your tinfoil hat.

They can't even switch off analogue TV without year and years and years of consultancy, public information just in case some poor unfortunate can't quite afford a modern TV.

They can't even outlaw people drinking alcohol, which is proven to kill people.

Stopping people having the freedom to pilot their own vehicle is so against "uman right innit" that they'll never ever ever manage to make it law in this country, yet alone America. There is no way they can even contemplate it until every single person who wants to drive can afford a self driving car. Which is a looooooooong way off, even if we ever get there. Certainly not in our (or probably our childrens) lifetime.

The tinfoil hat, I'm saving for the inevitability that we'll get compulsory "flight recorder" instrumentation (by government, or by ins premiums being so high without it being fitted that it becomes necessary).
Sir, your naivety is working overtime.

And I didn't give a time frame. Denying your descendants something you cherish for yourself is a little selfish, isn't it?

DeadMeat_UK

3,058 posts

283 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
mybrainhurts said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
Top stuff!! I can sleep through the boring schlep and be wide awake to drive the interesting bits
NO YOU CAN'T..THEY WON'T LET YOU

Holy snot, why don't people think..?
WTF are you on about? No wonder your fking brain hurts, wearing that tinfoil hat all the time stops the air getting to it.
Read the first post on this thread, then come back and tell me what you think...
There will be ON RAMPS and OFF RAMPS with QR type codes or transponders. Once on one, and you've selected Auto drive, the car will get you to a destination QR Code (probably another motorway/major route off ramp).

Meaning, I can drive to a QR Code ON RAMP, say where I want to go. Take over again once I'm at the OFF RAMP that I want.

Makes a lot of sense.


My house. ~~~>~~~Fun wiggly bit~>~~~~[M25 J28 QR code on ramp]..>.. BORING st...>...[M5 J19 QR code off ramp]~>~~fun wiggly bit~>~~ Destination.


What do you think it means?
Listen carefully, I will say zis urly wurnse...

If this gets off the ground, control freaks in government will make the whole process compulsory, not just the boring bits.

That's what governments do.

Get it now..?
See, it's nothing to do with the original article is it. Just your tinfoil hat.

They can't even switch off analogue TV without year and years and years of consultancy, public information just in case some poor unfortunate can't quite afford a modern TV.

They can't even outlaw people drinking alcohol, which is proven to kill people.

Stopping people having the freedom to pilot their own vehicle is so against "uman right innit" that they'll never ever ever manage to make it law in this country, yet alone America. There is no way they can even contemplate it until every single person who wants to drive can afford a self driving car. Which is a looooooooong way off, even if we ever get there. Certainly not in our (or probably our childrens) lifetime.

The tinfoil hat, I'm saving for the inevitability that we'll get compulsory "flight recorder" instrumentation (by government, or by ins premiums being so high without it being fitted that it becomes necessary).
Sir, your naivety is working overtime.

And I didn't give a time frame. Denying your descendants something you cherish for yourself is a little selfish, isn't it?
No kids. Don't care smile

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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So as far as i can tell, they have just patented the method of "destination data entry" (via the on road barcode (or wifi link etc etc). Surely this is the easy bit. After all, i can look at a MAP an decided pretty much immediately that i would like to go to say Swindon, but it's the actual method of getting there that is the hard bit!??

Also, what happen when people are in the wrong lane, not really concentrating, and suddenly they get wisked off to Swindon without warning? In fact, will we see a new wave of cyber criminals working for county councils who autonomously "suck" in innocent motorists to their otherwise dreary towns??

Shirley, it would be much, much easier to just say, type in a postcode when you get into the car to tell it where to go?

None of the issues with autonomous transport are really technical ones any longer, they are now all legal and society limits. (i.e. if the "system" crashes your car, who's liable and how do you prove who's liable etc)

Twincam16

Original Poster:

27,646 posts

259 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Efbe said:
There is no talk of communication between vehicles.

without this, automated cars are pointless. with this, drivers are pointless.

the ability of two automated cars to communicate enables them to drive millimeters from each other. roads would clear up, accidents would decrease, fatalities would increase by a long way. but this wouldn't work with drivered cars as well. one or the other. a combination would be lethal.
So, lots and lots of cars, travelling under automated control at high speed, milimeters from the car in front.

Nothing can possibly go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong


Efbe

9,251 posts

167 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Twincam16 said:
Efbe said:
There is no talk of communication between vehicles.

without this, automated cars are pointless. with this, drivers are pointless.

the ability of two automated cars to communicate enables them to drive millimeters from each other. roads would clear up, accidents would decrease, fatalities would increase by a long way. but this wouldn't work with drivered cars as well. one or the other. a combination would be lethal.
So, lots and lots of cars, travelling under automated control at high speed, milimeters from the car in front.

Nothing can possibly go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
hahaha

yes it can. but travelling very close is much safer than at distance. because there is no room between you, you can't create a speed difference.
running into the back of someone is hugely dangerous, because when you hit you are likely doing 15mph more than them.

and if all the cars are talking to each other, then they can all brake at the same time. but without drivers on the roads doing unexpected things, what do they need to brake heavily for?

and this is the issue. as an endpoint, it would work; yes i would hate it, but it would work well. but the interim of some automated, and some driven would be a lethal nightmare

RemainAllHoof

76,512 posts

283 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Well, this depends on the purpose of my trip. If I'm doing a commute through town centres in stop-start traffic, I'd rather be able to snooze or play with my laptop than have to bugger about tap dancing the pedals continuously for 30 minutes. If I'm heading into the sticks, then I want full control so that I may drift every corner in a powerfully-built fashion.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
Read the first post on this thread, then come back and tell me what you think...
Yes 100% agree this is the end of driving as we know it

Just the same as Caterham, westfield, ginetta, noble, aerial, ultima and all the kitcar manufactuers was shutdown when ABS was brought into all cars in the EU

anything fast

983 posts

165 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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When I used to watch Knight Rider as a kid, I thought wow this is incredible but will never be a reality!

But now you can buy cars that have voice commands, even my bloody phone talks to me.. so how long before they couple this AUTOdrive thingy with some A.I. and we end up with a real KITT?? If they can retro fit in to an 82 Trans Am, I'm in! biglaugh

Twincam16

Original Poster:

27,646 posts

259 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Efbe said:
Twincam16 said:
Efbe said:
There is no talk of communication between vehicles.

without this, automated cars are pointless. with this, drivers are pointless.

the ability of two automated cars to communicate enables them to drive millimeters from each other. roads would clear up, accidents would decrease, fatalities would increase by a long way. but this wouldn't work with drivered cars as well. one or the other. a combination would be lethal.
So, lots and lots of cars, travelling under automated control at high speed, milimeters from the car in front.

Nothing can possibly go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
...go wrong
hahaha

yes it can. but travelling very close is much safer than at distance. because there is no room between you, you can't create a speed difference.
running into the back of someone is hugely dangerous, because when you hit you are likely doing 15mph more than them.

and if all the cars are talking to each other, then they can all brake at the same time. but without drivers on the roads doing unexpected things, what do they need to brake heavily for?

and this is the issue. as an endpoint, it would work; yes i would hate it, but it would work well. but the interim of some automated, and some driven would be a lethal nightmare
Thing is, I'm just thinking about the state of our motorways - constantly being dug up and worked on, traffic lights frequently fail. Think about the railways - signalling failures, 'leaves on the line', cable theft, 'engineering works' and so on. These are our transport infrastructures. They use vast, sophisticated computer networks, they have large automated sections and they can be brought to a halt by quite small problems.

At the moment, if you're driving your own car and you happen upon a traffic jam, you can find an alternative route. If something goes wrong and all the streetlights switch themselves off, you just turn your headlights to a higher setting.

Problem with things like this is that they leave large numbers of people at the whim of one large system that, due to its size, complexity and need for maintenance, would actually be quite frequently and easily disabled. Automating the roads would result in the kind of problems that currently knock out the railways in one fell swoop leaving hundreds stranded at the station and giving advantage-1 to the car, being applied to the car.

And then there'd be no escape from public transport cock-ups, even in private transport.

RemainAllHoof

76,512 posts

283 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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anything fast said:
When I used to watch Knight Rider as a kid, I thought wow this is incredible but will never be a reality!

But now you can buy cars that have voice commands, even my bloody phone talks to me.. so how long before they couple this AUTOdrive thingy with some A.I. and we end up with a real KITT?? If they can retro fit in to an 82 Trans Am, I'm in! biglaugh
"Please state destination."
"Epsom."
"I think you said, 'East Berlin'. Please confirm."
"NO! EPSOM!"
"Thank you. Doors locked. Driving to East Berlin."

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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RemainAllHoof said:
anything fast said:
When I used to watch Knight Rider as a kid, I thought wow this is incredible but will never be a reality!

But now you can buy cars that have voice commands, even my bloody phone talks to me.. so how long before they couple this AUTOdrive thingy with some A.I. and we end up with a real KITT?? If they can retro fit in to an 82 Trans Am, I'm in! biglaugh
"Please state destination."
"Epsom."
"I think you said, 'East Berlin'. Please confirm."
"NO! EPSOM!"
"Thank you. Doors locked. Driving to East Berlin."
And that's without the er, "help" of Google autocomplete ! ;-)

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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I rather like the idea.

It's a given that a forum full of people enthusiastic about cars and driving are going to piss and moan when something comes along which challenges the fundamentals of their chosen passion or hobby.

This, like EVs, public transport, and bicycles, is just an alternative approach to achieving the same outcome of getting from A to B, a fork of the original project if you like. I see scope for both to exist. Think beyond PH and you'll realise there's millions of people who see it as nothing short of an unproductive inconvenience which they'd gladly surrender in a heartbeat for a more efficient transport method. To me it's an idea worth pursuing, I'd far rather trundle along the commute in automated automotive isolation, than suffer the train or bus in communal misery with the great unwashed.

Plus, there's no shortage of people out there who'd probably be a damn sight safer on the roads if they were removed from the decision making process. Of this, I also approve.

Google are doing some really interesting stuff lately, their augmented reality sat nav thingy project looks great too, and hey, their ethos is don't be evil, what's the worst that could happen? biggrin

RemainAllHoof

76,512 posts

283 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Max_Torque said:
And that's without the er, "help" of Google autocomplete ! ;-)
hehe

markoc

1,084 posts

197 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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So, am I right in thinking that a picture in the road will tell the car where to go - presumably until it gets to the next picture in the road which punts the car on to it's next iterative step of the journey?

If this is indeed the case, a whole new world of graffiti related entertainment could be opened up by changing the pictures


This works in my head, but the internal workings of my brain are a strange and simplistic place

Madmatt74

273 posts

158 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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I think that prius just looks like a big lamp.
All it needs is a bulb (Energy saving as its a Prius) and a shade!

It would even make the Prius useful! biggrin

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

174 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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markoc said:
So, am I right in thinking that a picture in the road will tell the car where to go - presumably until it gets to the next picture in the road which punts the car on to it's next iterative step of the journey?

If this is indeed the case, a whole new world of graffiti related entertainment could be opened up by changing the pictures


This works in my head, but the internal workings of my brain are a strange and simplistic place
It would have to be transponders... the current road markings are often illegible and they're just lines. Can't imagine a QR code being readable after a month of lorries going over it.

handbraketurn

1,371 posts

167 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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The future is bleak and sterile.

I intend to buy a v12, smoke cigars and drink hard liquor (not driving obviuosly) until they ban everything fun.

traffman

2,263 posts

210 months

Friday 16th December 2011
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Everytime i see another human interaction go out the window it allways reminds me of this......