One car, to sum up all cars, to show an alien.

One car, to sum up all cars, to show an alien.

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matthias73

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2,883 posts

152 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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KrazyIvan said:
Disco You said:
Either a P38 range rover or a MK2 mondeo.
This is a good shout. Aliens would look at both cars and assume we were knuckle dragging idiots who could not screw together to phase cannon to save our lives and would leave us alone.



ETA : Hang on a second, they user dinosaurs for travel, but have traversed the vastness of space, are you familiar with the old robot saying "Does not compute" hehe

Edited by KrazyIvan on Friday 24th August 10:03
Terodactyls have evolved, somewhat.

I'm having a bit of a party tonight, I'l probably post another ridiculous thread..

AREA

497 posts

227 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Alfa Disco Volante? Could be similar to what they turned up in.

maxdb

1,542 posts

159 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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New shape Civic.

Glade

4,272 posts

225 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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chrisxr2

1,127 posts

196 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Abso bloody lutely. amen brother.

drivin_me_nuts said:
A mini. The real one.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

200 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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where we're going.. we don't need roads!




PJ S

10,842 posts

229 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Why the fk would a Sol69er be remotely interested in what a car was, when you've just travelled across the fking universe and landed on their planet in a spaceship?
You really gave that question some ponderation before fapping at the keyboard, around half past Sol #5, didn't you? biggrin


AJordan

169 posts

145 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Surely a Golf GTi, the jack of all trades? biggrin


deadslow

8,043 posts

225 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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valverguy said:
In before the rest

MX-5
hehe

kiteless

11,752 posts

206 months

Saturday 25th August 2012
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PJ S said:
Why the fk would a Sol69er be remotely interested in what a car was, when you've just travelled across the fking universe and landed on their planet in a spaceship?
You really gave that question some ponderation before fapping at the keyboard, around half past Sol #5, didn't you? biggrin
hehe

Control: We've identified a planet, much like ours. Blue. Welikeit.
Commander: Um. Blue?
Control: Yes, blue. Blue is good. Blue means it's inhabited by an advanced species who have taken advantage of their ecosphere.
Commander: Sir, this is a multi-million lepton spacecraft that cost Zhoot taxpayers 140 xhat each to build! 140 xhat per year pays for a year's worth of windergy!
Control: I care not. Resume your glidepath and intercept.
Control: .........
Control: Come in.
Commander: .......
Control: What do you see????



Control: Run! They are beyond saving!