George Michael involved in crash M1

George Michael involved in crash M1

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Fleckers

2,863 posts

203 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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the Kathrine Fox bird needs to get her mini in to a garage quick if she skidded to a halt as her ABS must be faulty..........

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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liner33 said:
Bloke didnt have a crash , he fell from the car
Apparantly so, see my earlier post, seat belt? Don't think so.




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Sir Bagalot

6,530 posts

183 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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I did wonder how GM was hurt as no third party was involved. Today we learn he fell from the car. I'm sorry but seriously WTF?!?

e600

1,336 posts

154 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Can someone please explain how it is possible to fall out of a Range Rover, should he not have been restrained by his seat belt.

Commiserations to anyone stuck in the tailback

Utterly bizarre

EFA

Edited by e600 on Tuesday 21st May 13:27

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Mirror said he fell onto the "Fast" lane as well rolleyes




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Munter

31,319 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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I'm going for "lovers tiff" in the car. Trying to be dramatic GM takes off his belt and threatens to throw himself out. Opens the door to increase the drama and falls out.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

151 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Deisel Weisel said:
Guilty motorists claiming someone else was driving,
I actually read that to the tune of Careless Whisper. nuts

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

249 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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How do you accidentally fall out of a moving RR on the motorway? Takes some effort to force the door open on a car like that when its moving fast.


Suicide attempt?

Bonefish Blues

27,217 posts

225 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Whatever the reason you can't argue the bloke leads a dramatic life.

rohrl

8,762 posts

147 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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What do we think George pays annually for his car insurance?

I've just asked an underwriter I know and he didn't even want to hazard a guess, but said it would be over ten thousand pounds. There is the option of lodging half a million quid with the Procurator Fiscal to self-insure, so he might be doing that I suppose.

Monty Zoomer

1,459 posts

159 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Vipers said:
Mirror said he fell onto the "Fast" lane as well rolleyes




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yes

He lives life in the fast lane.

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

185 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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TTmonkey said:
Suicide attempt?
Entirely possible - the doors autolock, so although you can open from the inside, it takes a determined effort.

Mind you, I don't believe he fell out at 70mph, as claimed in The Sun; having fallen off motorbikes more times than I care to remember, I'd say a 70mph fall without protective clothing would probably be fatal. If you were really lucky, you'd get away with just massive road rash.

A 40-50mph slide down the road (wearing jeans and a good bike jacket) saw me needing skin and bone grafts. My boots were pretty well destroyed, and my jacket was worn thin in places. I was obviously wearing a helmet, but that got damaged irreperably. Gloves were ok, but I had a couple of broken fingers.

I suspect that the vehicle was braking and that he fell out at a much lower speed, otherwise I just don't see how he's got away with what appear to be a few bumps and scrapes. I'm pleased he's alive, but I fear for his mental health.

S3000

511 posts

161 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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i would be very worried.. if George Michael tailgaiting or following a male person from behind. biggrin

Munter

31,319 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Lets say GM is trying to open the door. (For reasons unknown). The driver fearing he may manage to get out stands on the brakes. This has the effect of throwing the now unlatched door "forward", and as GM is holding the handle, he exits the vehicle and is dragged along a bit (holding the handle) before losing his grip. All the time the vehicle is getting slower so not 70mph when he came lose. But would also explain how he lost his trainers as they hit the ground when the car was going the fastest.

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

185 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Munter said:
Lets say GM is trying to open the door. (For reasons unknown). The driver fearing he may manage to get out stands on the brakes. This has the effect of throwing the now unlatched door "forward", and as GM is holding the handle, he exits the vehicle and is dragged along a bit (holding the handle) before losing his grip. All the time the vehicle is getting slower so not 70mph when he came lose. But would also explain how he lost his trainers as they hit the ground when the car was going the fastest.
Yep, that's a possibility.

Still makes you wonder about the sanity of someone who decides to climb out of a car travelling at speed on a motorway. Sad to say that GM's one of those people who I think will never see old age.

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Monty Zoomer said:
Vipers said:
Mirror said he fell onto the "Fast" lane as well rolleyes




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yes

He lives life in the fast lane.
Indeed, lives and nearly died in the fast lane biggrin




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T1berious

2,281 posts

157 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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I hope he's Ok, however, stunned and horrified at the lack of careless with his whisper cracks in the thread.

Maybe he was careless with his whisper, dropped the chocolate bar, while searching for his whisper in the foot well, grabbed door handle, door flies open (with GM attached) Whisper bar flies from car, he leaves in pursuit of careless whisper?

I'll get me coat..... getmecoat

T1berious

2,281 posts

157 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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hora said:
Anyone else read about this and think what the fk?

banghead
Yes

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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T1berious said:
hora said:
Anyone else read about this and think what the fk?

banghead
Yes
Indeed, can't see somebody falling out at 70 and surviving really..........




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GuitarTech

582 posts

152 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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There's something queer about this story.......hehe