Just bought an M135i because Chris Harris said so...

Just bought an M135i because Chris Harris said so...

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anonymous-user

56 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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crazy about cars said:
Don't really understand the point of all this fakery...
BLAME THE NIMBYs AND THE EU!!

Lots and lots and lots of people complain that cars make too much noise (usually those that have bought a house next to a busy road) As a result the EU has mandated "drive by noise" regulations. These aim to curb the amount of noise a car emits into the local environment. Hence, noisy exhausts parping/rasping and blaring out the back and gasping / gagling / snorting intakes greedly sucking air under the bonnet have become a thing of the past.

So, manufacturers still want to provide the occupants with a nice noise, but only when they are in the mood (you don't want a noisy exhaust when your just pootling along in a traffic jam at 20mph on your commute etc). As a result, a system that "artificially" boosts the in-cabin aural environment, but only when required has become the std fair of modern cars.

If people don't like it, complain to your MP that cars aren't loud enough.........

Jaroon

1,441 posts

162 months

Saturday 27th July 2013
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There are quite a few cars I'd buy purely on the recommendation of internet randomers, assuming the provenance was confirmed.

E39 M5
E46 M3 CSL
458
CLK Black
with lots of etc.

Fair play OP, enjoy.

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

171 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Max_Torque said:
BLAME THE NIMBYs AND THE EU!!

Lots and lots and lots of people complain that cars make too much noise (usually those that have bought a house next to a busy road) As a result the EU has mandated "drive by noise" regulations. These aim to curb the amount of noise a car emits into the local environment. Hence, noisy exhausts parping/rasping and blaring out the back and gasping / gagling / snorting intakes greedly sucking air under the bonnet have become a thing of the past.

So, manufacturers still want to provide the occupants with a nice noise, but only when they are in the mood (you don't want a noisy exhaust when your just pootling along in a traffic jam at 20mph on your commute etc). As a result, a system that "artificially" boosts the in-cabin aural environment, but only when required has become the std fair of modern cars.

If people don't like it, complain to your MP that cars aren't loud enough.........
Personally I don't mind if a car doesn't sound good - if I choose to buy a ecobox so be it. What I cannot comprehend is why a manufacturer would go to great lengths to fake how a car sound. This is akin to silicone implants - all style but no substance.

Frik

13,544 posts

245 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Given the amount of work that goes into tuning the sound of the actual exhaust these days, it's not that much of a leap to move to fully synthesising it...

Patrick Bateman

12,231 posts

176 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Niffty951 said:
I just picked up my new M135i which I ordered purely off the back of watching Chris Harris's video vs the RS3. I had never driven, heard or even seen one until I picked up my car but I'm pleased to say MY GOD was it the right decision!!

Every petrol head in the world needs to just once sit in one of these and hear this new 3.0 turbo unit with the sport button engaged. It is to my ears THE best sounding bmw road car ever produced. What an engine smile (oh and it came with an ok car too, bit ugly but nice place to sit).
Although this is supposedly subjective, you're way off the mark there.

jamiem555

756 posts

213 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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I must admit the same. I bought my Focus ST on Mr.Harris's recommendation. I did have a test drive booked but had to cancel because of work commitments. It was a good move in my opinion, I love it. Nice car, a mate of mine has just bought a M135i, he's chuffed to bits with it.

cerb4.5lee

31,223 posts

182 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Patrick Bateman said:
Niffty951 said:
I just picked up my new M135i which I ordered purely off the back of watching Chris Harris's video vs the RS3. I had never driven, heard or even seen one until I picked up my car but I'm pleased to say MY GOD was it the right decision!!

Every petrol head in the world needs to just once sit in one of these and hear this new 3.0 turbo unit with the sport button engaged. It is to my ears THE best sounding bmw road car ever produced. What an engine smile (oh and it came with an ok car too, bit ugly but nice place to sit).
Although this is supposedly subjective, you're way off the mark there.
Looking at your garage you have owned some lovely sounding machinery & I do genuinely find it hard to believe you would state that its the best sounding bmw ever produced, but if it is then fair play bmw are onto a winner.

9mm

3,128 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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xRIEx said:
Niffty951 said:
Hmmm I actually didn't realise it had that. I thought you were joking originally. That will really offend me if it does do the fake m5 malarkey frown
See, I've always thought along those lines too, but from your first response when you didn't know about that, enthusing about how good it sounds, does it really matter that some of it is coming through the speakers? Surely the grin on your face is the important thing and to hell with everything else?
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful. It's also the sort of thing a kid with do with their first banger. Sync an F1 soundtrack through their 106 or similar. It's so naff (but understandable that a kid would do it) I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.

heebeegeetee

28,924 posts

250 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Max_Torque said:
BLAME THE NIMBYs AND THE EU!!

Lots and lots and lots of people complain that cars make too much noise (usually those that have bought a house next to a busy road) As a result the EU has mandated "drive by noise" regulations. These aim to curb the amount of noise a car emits into the local environment. Hence, noisy exhausts parping/rasping and blaring out the back and gasping / gagling / snorting intakes greedly sucking air under the bonnet have become a thing of the past.
Good. Chavs who can't go their way without making a right song and dance about it need shooting.

Harji

2,205 posts

163 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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9mm said:
xRIEx said:
Niffty951 said:
Hmmm I actually didn't realise it had that. I thought you were joking originally. That will really offend me if it does do the fake m5 malarkey frown
See, I've always thought along those lines too, but from your first response when you didn't know about that, enthusing about how good it sounds, does it really matter that some of it is coming through the speakers? Surely the grin on your face is the important thing and to hell with everything else?
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful. It's also the sort of thing a kid with do with their first banger. Sync an F1 soundtrack through their 106 or similar. It's so naff (but understandable that a kid would do it) I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.
+1 Fake sound is worse than fake exhaust tips, worse than fake carbon fibre, worse than fakes Rolex from Thailand,worse than MR2`s dressed as Ferrari. Its no different to chav in a 1.0 Corsa putting a bean can on. It's almost as if BMW conducted a survey amongst Corsa owners.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

150 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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9mm said:
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful ... I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.
So due to EU mandates on new car production, you think we shouldn't have anything in our cars that help us enjoy driving it?

Also, why does it matter to you what comes through the stereo of someone else's car? OP likes it, but you want to stop him enjoying his car?

You don't like it, don't buy a car with it. Or switch it off.

k-ink

9,070 posts

181 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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I'm sure it is a great drive. Harris can be relied upon I am sure. But I am not bowled over with the £30k price, bmw badge associations, or the faked sounds.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

150 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Harji said:
+1 Fake sound is worse than fake exhaust tips, worse than fake carbon fibre, worse than fakes Rolex from Thailand,worse than MR2`s dressed as Ferrari. Its no different to chav in a 1.0 Corsa putting a bean can on. It's almost as if BMW conducted a survey amongst Corsa owners.
It's very different, because if you're not in the car you don't know it's there. You can see the carbon fibre add ons, you can see fake Ferraris, you can hear stty bean cans on Corsas.

What you can't tell, is whether I'm listening to a pretend V8 or Girls Aloud on my car stereo.

gemini

11,352 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Neighbours have just sold their Golf and bought one. They love the car.

9mm

3,128 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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xRIEx said:
9mm said:
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful ... I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.
So due to EU mandates on new car production, you think we shouldn't have anything in our cars that help us enjoy driving it?

Also, why does it matter to you what comes through the stereo of someone else's car? OP likes it, but you want to stop him enjoying his car?

You don't like it, don't buy a car with it. Or switch it off.
I couldn't care less what other people do with their money and it doesn't matter to me. I have no desire to stop the OP enjoying his car and if my comments do that he probably needs to grow up. Hopefully he couldn't care less what I think. I'm simply expressing an opinion that I find fake sounds pathetic. Like most fake things really.

nottyash

4,671 posts

197 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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I am always a bit weary of people opinions when they spend a lot of money on a car. I think there is a lot of Cognitive dissonance on this website, and its evident in most posts, I am guilty myself at times.
We all seem to praise the car we have at the time, regardless of the facts or the fact we havnt actually driven the competitions cars.
This below from the net says it all:

"A more common example of cognitive dissonance occurs in the purchasing decisions we make on a regular basis. Most people want to hold the belief that they make good choices. When a product or item we purchase turns out badly, it conflicts with our previously existing belief about our decision-making abilities."

Still, I think the M135 would e a cracking car if it looked a bit better and had a LSD. If I bought one I would probably think it was great.smile




xRIEx

8,180 posts

150 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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9mm said:
xRIEx said:
9mm said:
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful ... I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.
So due to EU mandates on new car production, you think we shouldn't have anything in our cars that help us enjoy driving it?

Also, why does it matter to you what comes through the stereo of someone else's car? OP likes it, but you want to stop him enjoying his car?

You don't like it, don't buy a car with it. Or switch it off.
I couldn't care less what other people do with their money and it doesn't matter to me. I have no desire to stop the OP enjoying his car and if my comments do that he probably needs to grow up. Hopefully he couldn't care less what I think. I'm simply expressing an opinion that I find fake sounds pathetic. Like most fake things really.
Emphasis mine. Now I'm truly confused

9mm

3,128 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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xRIEx said:
9mm said:
xRIEx said:
9mm said:
Matter? It does to me. I think it's truly pitiful ... I am truly astonished that people on PH find it acceptable.
So due to EU mandates on new car production, you think we shouldn't have anything in our cars that help us enjoy driving it?

Also, why does it matter to you what comes through the stereo of someone else's car? OP likes it, but you want to stop him enjoying his car?

You don't like it, don't buy a car with it. Or switch it off.
I couldn't care less what other people do with their money and it doesn't matter to me. I have no desire to stop the OP enjoying his car and if my comments do that he probably needs to grow up. Hopefully he couldn't care less what I think. I'm simply expressing an opinion that I find fake sounds pathetic. Like most fake things really.
Emphasis mine. Now I'm truly confused
It doesn't matter to me if people get fake tits, wear a fake Rolex or knock off Nikes. Matter = affect me. I still think all of the above are pathetic (other than in the first case in some circumstances).

It doesn't matter to me that India spends billions on space exploration while millions of Indians are starving. At the same time I find it reprehensible.

Get it? Change the word matter to something else if you like.

Jasandjules

70,042 posts

231 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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Niffty951 said:
Well it does also meet all the criteria I was looking for but ..well yes.
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Wow, I wouldn't ever consider buying a car I hadn't driven.

Hopefully it will all work out for you - if you like it enough you'll be able to overlook minor niggles etc anyways.

9mm

3,128 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th July 2013
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nottyash said:
I am always a bit weary of people opinions when they spend a lot of money on a car. I think there is a lot of Cognitive dissonance on this website, and its evident in most posts, I am guilty myself at times.
We all seem to praise the car we have at the time, regardless of the facts or the fact we havnt actually driven the competitions cars.
This below from the net says it all:

"A more common example of cognitive dissonance occurs in the purchasing decisions we make on a regular basis. Most people want to hold the belief that they make good choices. When a product or item we purchase turns out badly, it conflicts with our previously existing belief about our decision-making abilities."

Still, I think the M135 would e a cracking car if it looked a bit better and had a LSD. If I bought one I would probably think it was great.smile
Couldn't agree more. I think the more populist term is purchase justification.