What cars do you have to own to qualify as a petrol head ?

What cars do you have to own to qualify as a petrol head ?

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RobM77

35,349 posts

236 months

Thursday 21st November 2013
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None - I'd be a petrolhead if I was certified unable to drive for whatever reason; I'd just attend race meetings and car meets etc. Even a tramp at the side of the street can be a petrolhead if he sits up to watch a nice car go past.

However, if you can drive and afford to run a car, it totally depends what sort of cars you're into. Some petrolheads base their entire existence on cars that I wouldn't dream of owning, like the 2CV for example, but it's hard to argue that a guy who is rebuilding a 2CV in his kitchen and owns 5 of them isn't a petrolhead.

It's just a love of cars, simple as that.

007 VXR

64,187 posts

189 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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cib24 said:
A rotary and an Alfa Romeo.
O well laugh
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Leins

9,522 posts

150 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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As a slight twist on the original question, for me there are certain motors that, if I hear someone has previously owned, tell me everything I need to know. As examples, I would propose:

- W124 500E
- Any 4wd Delta or Audi Quattro
- Any car built in Dieppe
- Lotus Excel
- Any "Club Sport" or "Carrera GT"-badged Porsche
- Maserati Shamal (never met one though)


Of course all this good work can be undone very quickly with a wrong 'un lurking in the past too biggrin


Vladimir said:
None!
But I still like cars.
I know you've come in for a bit of stick recently Vlad, but I have to say that looking at your previous car history it's the Mk3 Golf 16V that shouts out "Petrolhead" for me. Never the logical choice really, criticised in some quarters when new, but strikes me as being a car that someone put a bit of thought into before buying, not just a "default" choice

Edited by Leins on Friday 22 November 01:24

peterbredde

775 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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I don't think you need to own a car at all to be PH. My son is only 7, yet he can tell you the number of cylinders in just about any car, whether its fwd, rwd and where the engine sits. And he has a thing about Group B rally cars - he's not interested in the new stuff.

Axel350Z

194 posts

129 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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A 944 S2 like the one Welshbeef bought

XJ Flyer

5,526 posts

132 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Fastest petrol powered car you can afford to buy with fuel consumption not a priority.

jacksparrow11

177 posts

128 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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i drive a ford fiesta but could tell most super car owners something they don't even know about their cars.

Vladimir

6,917 posts

160 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Leins said:
I know you've come in for a bit of stick recently Vlad, but I have to say that looking at your previous car history it's the Mk3 Golf 16V that shouts out "Petrolhead" for me. Never the logical choice really, criticised in some quarters when new, but strikes me as being a car that someone put a bit of thought into before buying, not just a "default" choice

Edited by Leins on Friday 22 November 01:24
Interesting! It was a pretty good car and at one point my Mum, Dad and I all had one each. Underrated IMO.

eliot

11,540 posts

256 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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007 VXR said:
A V8 biggrin
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PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

220 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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My Evil Twin said:
some of the answers belong in the 'Things that make you think knob' thread....

an Audi!!!..ffs

You dont 'qualify' to be a PH, its not about possesion or status or wealth or one brand over another
nor its it about vehicles that perform above a certain benckmark.


You dont need a license
you can be any sex,
any age
it doesnt matter.

Its a state of mind.

its the ability to look at a car n go "wooaaarrgg".
be that out loud if your 8 years whilst pointing out said car to your mates/mum or inside your own head if you are so inclined.
To be able to close your eyes and dream of driving to experiance a small ammout of joy.
You dont even have to know what car you want to be in, just that you want to drive.

This to me is a PH

NB. replace driving with riding at any point above, its all the same afliction.

I have spoken.
soapbox


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Edited by My Evil Twin on Thursday 21st November 21:44
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GrizzlyBear

1,077 posts

137 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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cib24 said:
A rotary and an Alfa Romeo.
I would have thought that would have been a pre-requisite to become poor!

I go for just liking cars not even owning one, although some basic maintenance skills and will to use them would be on the list for me - I am amazed by the number of poeple who can't even open the bonnet but call themselves a petrolhead.

peaktorque

1,807 posts

213 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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An old Ford
A TVR
An Alfa
A Land Rover (and do 100,000 miles in it)

Edited by peaktorque on Sunday 24th November 22:29

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

128 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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RobM77 said:
Some petrolheads base their entire existence on cars that I wouldn't dream of owning, like the 2CV for example, but it's hard to argue that a guy who is rebuilding a 2CV in his kitchen and owns 5 of them isn't a petrolhead.
Umm, thanks. I think...

Caruso

7,454 posts

258 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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stick100 said:
As per the tittle what cars have you. Have too of owned to qualify as a petrol head ?
What standard of grammar do you need to qualify as a PHer? wink

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

161 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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As posted earlier .... N O N E..

As a kid. You can't drive. But you know every Top Gear episode, you know every Top Trump car stat, you have a picture of some exotica on the wall, you doodle cars, you dream cars.

As a puss filled youth with your trousers lower than your arse crack; showing your underwear that was once white... you drive some pos death trap that you have chavved up with everything Amazon, Ebay and Halfords can throw at you.

As a race fanatic - you attend race events - Le Mans, BTCC etc etc

You drive a POS rep mobile or some boring German diesel rep-mobile - but dream it is made of more.


The trick is.... if fate and fortune afford you the opportunity to get a Veyron, P1, 458 etc etc - then get one.
Cars like this need to be seen to inspire the next generation.
You may be a balding middle aged fart before you can afford it - but you should be obligated to inspire generations to come.

I'd prefer to grow old with petrol in my veins. smile

Edited by Troubleatmill on Sunday 24th November 22:45

Tiger Tim

1,810 posts

224 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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You drive a kettcar pedal car and be a petrolhead.

My old man couldn't get me to sleep as a baby until I'd been driven about for half an hour on the parcel shelf of his MGB GT. I'd say I had an early entry right there.

I'm saying nothing on the questionable parenting.. smile

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Willy Nilly said:
Welshbeef said:
>200bhp per tonne?

That's getting beyond nippy and into properly fast car territory

>300bhp per tonne
st yer pants fast
Have you even got a car?
Of course he has.....a 944 but doesn't like to talk about it.....biglaugh

digger the goat

2,820 posts

147 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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^^^^

rofl

MarkPhillipson

31 posts

152 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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Obviously the answer is "none" as many have said. I was at my most Petrol-Head when I was driving my mother's Mini at the tender age of 18. Since then I've had 4 Alfas and 4 911s but I actually think I prefer the Alfas because only other enthusiasts appreciate them and you don't get any of the jealousy crap that can happen in a Porsche. (Agree with comment re grammar - please chaps - "your" does not mean "you are"; that's "you're". So Petrol-Head 1, pedant also 1).

B'stard Child

28,618 posts

248 months

Sunday 24th November 2013
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JimmyConwayNW said:
335d with a remap
I'm owt

Never owned a diesel

Petrol head - isn't the definition in the statement