What's the shortest you've owned a car?

What's the shortest you've owned a car?

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americancrx

399 posts

218 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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I bought a car with a bad differential. The seller hung up when I tried to get my money back. Six hours after purchase it was burned out and awaiting scrapping.

Digby

8,252 posts

247 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Picked another T5 Volvo up a few weekends ago. Didn't even sit in it. Got it home, stuck it in my friends garage and decided he could have it.

I suppose given the journey home was approx 40 mins, you could say I owned it for that long.

I have had several I have owned for a matter of days or weeks.

Blayney

2,948 posts

187 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Uh... 4 years...

Yeah I don't change cars very often. Just not in the position to do it.

wack

2,103 posts

207 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Sold a Impreza WRX because 22mpg and £500 road tax got a bit wearing and replaced it with a Golf 1.2 petrol, it lasted 6 weeks before I couldn't stand it any more, lost £700 on it which was a years tax and the difference in petrol for 6 months on the WRX

I now realise I don't do st cars

Frimley111R

15,717 posts

235 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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americancrx said:
I bought a car with a bad differential. The seller hung up when I tried to get my money back. Six hours after purchase it was burned out and awaiting scrapping.
Errr.... what caused it to 'burn out' exactly??

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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About an hour. Honda civic, bought, crashed into a ditch down country roads I didn't know at night. Got a lift home from a stranger and couldn't find where I'd crashed it the next day! Never saw it again

pimpchez

899 posts

184 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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EVO 8 FQ300 at easter this year , drove 1.5miles to fill up from owners house.
Fuelled up , random woman asks if thats my "subaru" i say its not a subaru , she said whatever why is the fuel all on the floor.

"ownership" all of 10-15mins.

p1stonhead

25,736 posts

168 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Frimley111R said:
americancrx said:
I bought a car with a bad differential. The seller hung up when I tried to get my money back. Six hours after purchase it was burned out and awaiting scrapping.
Errr.... what caused it to 'burn out' exactly??
I guess he meant leaking diff which possibly caught fire?

curlie467

7,650 posts

202 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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3 hours, an escort estate, back in the good old days, bought for 80 quid, ragged round dirt tracks etc then scrapped for £80.

Twas fun.

DanielSan

18,850 posts

168 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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7 weeks on my last EP3 Type R, sold my R26 to buy a cheap daily and pocket some cash, did the brakes all round, 2 new rear calipers and major service with the intention of keeping it.
Got bored and decided to see if anyone wanted to buy it, they did.

The lad who bought it off me a couple of months ago has put it up for sale as he just swapped his MX5 show car for another EP3 with all the mods ready done to it that he'd want to do to the car he had off me.

Shifty Bloke

187 posts

163 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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About 2 weeks, bought an e36 328, didn't really like it much

aeropilot

34,870 posts

228 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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4 weeks....

My 3rd (and last of the AVO RS2000's) I owed, spent 9 months travelling around the country looking at examples when they turned up, as I wanted one of the rare colours, Vista Orange.

Finally found a decent one, only for it to be nicked from the driveway 4 weeks later, never to be seen again........still makes me angry thinking about now, some 32 years later..... furious

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

175 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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About 20 minutes. Went with a pal to look at an Alfasud. We haggled it down to forty quid at which point my mate realised that he'd left his wallet at home. So I bought it then sold it to him when we got back to his house.

Kev_Mk3

2,800 posts

96 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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5 days

Swapped a mk3 Astra with a dealer in Bridport and cash my way for a Corsa GSI (Corsa B) Me being in Cheshire didnt realise the trip being young and stupid.


Got the car realised on the way home it accelerated far to quick and found it had the wrong gear box fitted. Put it in for a MOT as it was due, got a call a hour later to go in to be taken into a side office and told to sell it asap.

Welding to the chassis legs, pistonrings, valve stem seals etc

Placed it on ebay and sold it to a mechanic in crewe, asked me to deliver it so I did and I made money on it.

Shame I dont have the car now and I didnt do the work as bloody rare

nct001

733 posts

134 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Stood at Blackbushe bought an xjr auctioneer missed under bidder.

Knocked down to me.

Underbidder walked over, offered me £100 on top as that's a days wages... said I'm £1000 a day settled on £500 in the hand and gave the auctioneer who was watching the nod.

So about three mins.

Bandit110

298 posts

105 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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Bought an immaculate BMW 530 auto, wasn't overly fussed on it as the days passed and then I found out the gearboxes can let go exactly at the mileage it was on, frightened the life out of me and I sold it to a dealer 7 days later and lost £1400. Probably could have got a warranty on it or even banked the loss incase the 'box ever gave issues but no, I made my mind up and it was gone.

Boosted LS1

21,190 posts

261 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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OP, you can't say shortest, that's discrimination I tell thee. Banish this thread before the liberal lefties condemn you to burn in hell.

danllama

5,728 posts

143 months

Thursday 13th July 2017
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I owned a car for a week. Toyota Ae101 Levin. Swapped my mr2 turbo for it and swiftly changed my mind. Luckily it was a sort of friend so we came to an understanding. We're better friends now and he gets free car photos biggrin

RobM77

35,349 posts

235 months

Friday 14th July 2017
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Shifty Bloke said:
About 2 weeks, bought an e36 328, didn't really like it much
That's interesting, mine was one of the best four seaters I've ever owned/driven. What was it you didn't like? I'm interested by how we all like different things smile

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Friday 14th July 2017
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A day

I got a Vauxhall Cartlon for free, took all the bits off it that were needed to make my Carlton work again the next day (doors, radiator, bonnet, headlight trims) and then got the scrap man to give £150 for the leftover bits when he came as well as the old door, bonnet etc from the old one.

The person who gave us the free car genuinely thought it was in a salvageable condition when we collected it, but it really was not.