RE: Lister announces 'world's fastest SUV'

RE: Lister announces 'world's fastest SUV'

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el romeral

1,064 posts

138 months

Thursday 6th September 2018
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Fantastic, so glad they are making this. Must be an absolute rocket ship. My current daily (ML55) was the fastest SUV in 2000 when it came out and is certainly no slouch, with mid 6's to 60. Things have got quite a lot quicker since then! Weirdly, the ML stole the crown from the holder then, which was also a Lamborghini, the LM2002.

Mackofthejungle

1,074 posts

196 months

Thursday 6th September 2018
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Everything that's wrong with cars.

williamp

19,281 posts

274 months

Thursday 6th September 2018
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Yes, but what about the quality of the heater control switches?? [/a porsche owner]

IMI A

9,421 posts

202 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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Mackofthejungle said:
Everything that's wrong with cars.
How else do you cruise at 150mph on the autobahn with your 4 sprogs and all their outdoor kit?







I didn’t think I’d like these sort of SUVs having come from 3 Discos in a row but hats off to SWMBO they’re brilliant.

SWMBO with son murdering a 500bhp EVO VII smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vW19x4Mks

morgs_

1,663 posts

188 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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IMI A said:
SWMBO with son murdering a 500bhp EVO VII smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vW19x4Mks
I want to dislike that, but I just can't hehe

Dr G

15,233 posts

243 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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It's a Jaguar with a few aftermarket go-faster bits thrown at it. That they'll sell a tiny number and of that number almost nobody will push it hard renders the fact it might be a bit explodey almost irrelevant. Would it pass OEM level durability tests? Doubt it.

Gameface said:
Tuners will already be working on the Urus.
They (kind of) already have - engine is little removed from the unti in an RS6/7 which has demonstrated its potential to do big numbers many times over.

If I buy an Urus, throw it at a tuner, then call it a 'Dr G mega super wizard go fast 4x4' am I then allowed to claim this record?

CarKing

57 posts

71 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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Word is, the estimated power output is 500kW, 0-96km/h time of 3.5 seconds and top speed of 340km/h, whoaaaaaaaa!

louiebaby

10,651 posts

192 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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Will it be built by the SVO guys?

Would it be possible to have the full running gear on something that looks like a fairly standard F-Pace...?

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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CarKing said:
Word is, the estimated power output is 500kW, 0-96km/h time of 3.5 seconds and top speed of 340km/h, whoaaaaaaaa!
Eh what is this language? kW is for measuring the power of electric kettles.



j_s14a

863 posts

179 months

Friday 7th September 2018
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Brilliant. Great to see Lister producing monsters again.

tubs

73 posts

208 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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I really like lister and the F type is amazing but i feel that this only appeals to Footballers and Drug dealers......

kainedog

361 posts

175 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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IMI A said:
Mackofthejungle said:
Everything that's wrong with cars.
How else do you cruise at 150mph on the autobahn with your 4 sprogs and all their outdoor kit?







I didn’t think I’d like these sort of SUVs having come from 3 Discos in a row but hats off to SWMBO they’re brilliant.

SWMBO with son murdering a 500bhp EVO VII smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vW19x4Mks

IMI A

9,421 posts

202 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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kainedog said:
IMI A said:
Mackofthejungle said:
Everything that's wrong with cars.
How else do you cruise at 150mph on the autobahn with your 4 sprogs and all their outdoor kit?







I didn’t think I’d like these sort of SUVs having come from 3 Discos in a row but hats off to SWMBO they’re brilliant.

SWMBO with son murdering a 500bhp EVO VII smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vW19x4Mks
Doesn't seat parents and their 4 children?

IMI A

9,421 posts

202 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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Also interior space wise etc like comparing Economy to Business Class wink

M5 nice though but gearbox not a first class experience either

Hairymonster

1,440 posts

106 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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IMI A said:
How else do you cruise at 150mph on the autobahn with your 4 sprogs and all their outdoor kit?

(photos of massive whale-like generic German 'prestige' SUV deleted)
So you'd drive one of these tanks down the autobahn with your 4 kids and their outdoor kit at a steady 150mph would you?

Let's hope you don't get the sinister Doktor Helmut Knobcheese pulling out in front of you at 55mph in his 1976 VW Golf 1.3 to overtake Herr Dirk Schimmelpfennig and family in their 1981 Opel Rekord 1.6 diesel, pulling a 20 foot 4 wheel caravan, trundling along at 50mph.

In all seriousness, cruising at 150mph? With your kids? In something with the dynamic characterisitics of a builder's skip?

Edited by Hairymonster on Saturday 8th September 14:08

Plug Life

978 posts

92 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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tubs said:
I really like lister and the F type is amazing but i feel that this only appeals to Footballers and Drug dealers......
...and PH rednecks.

Hairymonster

1,440 posts

106 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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Plug Life said:
...and PH rednecks.
biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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IMI A said:


biggrin

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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Jaguar really need a Bling Division due to their dull as ditch water standard products.
I really wanted to like the F Type but ultimately it doesn’t look right.
Similarly the cooking F Paces look bulbous and under-wheeled.

Lowered to hell and plonked on 22+ wheels they start to look the part.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 8th September 2018
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swisstoni said:
Jaguar really need a Bling Division due to their dull as ditch water standard products.
I really wanted to like the F Type but ultimately it doesn’t look right.
Similarly the cooking F Paces look bulbous and under-wheeled.

Lowered to hell and plonked on 22+ wheels they start to look the part.
Agree, painting something a bright colour and sticking a badge on the back just doesn't cut the mustard for some.
Maybe that's why Mansory, Brabus and that Afghan laundrette from Bradford do so well?
If it's offered "in house" with a warranty then all the better for the manufacturer despite the possible end products.
As for comparing a BMW 5 series estate to the pictured Merc , oh dear, poles apart on all needs before you even get to the numbers.............