RE: Audi SQ8 | Driven

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gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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slowcars1 said:
The old RS6 is quite a lot smaller than any new A6, but I'm being pedantic here. It's not more efficient or as clean as you rightly point out.

The don't hate SUVs for what they are, but I hate how incompatible they are with our roads. I unfortunately live in the South East as a I work in the city and the number of large SUVs you see trying to squeeze past each other down narrow roads is absurd. I don't notice it quite so much with estates, but perhaps there is some kind of a personal bias here.
Oh, I agree. My sister and brother in law have had an A6 in the last couple of years and I couldn't believe how big it was.

I live in the countryside and I am at the point in my life where I am happy to have the smallest car, with just enough power to have fun, that I can get away with now. I bought a Puma as a cheap runaround and it was ultimately as much fun to bomb around in, if not as impressive, as the GTR and 996 that I had. I enjoyed being able use most of its power, it's gear change and handling most of the time which is something I just couldn't do with the other cars. It wouldn't stop me buying something higher up the food chain again mind. That's the thing though, I only have to choose based on what suits me at any particular point. Same as anyone else really.

Plate spinner

17,758 posts

201 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
I'm not an authoritarian type who wants to ban anything, but no good can come from this monstrosity's existence.
Agreed.

WokkaWokka

704 posts

140 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Charging for tyre pressure monitoring on a car of this value, the absolute fking robbing bds.

Audi should start manufacturing catheters.

SRT77

677 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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" it surges forward like a juggernaut" - well there is definitely a certain similarity.

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
An estate car, whether a fast one or not, serves a useful purpose. A 4x4 SUV than never goes off road is about as useless as a chocolate teapot - unless it's for displaying one's status to others, in which case it's still pretty useless as it seems any old scrote can (and seem to) pay the monthlies an a flashy SUV these days. Guess that's why they keep bringing out even flasher versions, if they make the monthlies high enough maybe that will distinguish the scrotes with still not quite enough money from the scrotes who actually have no money. All the people I know who have serious wealth, and I'm not just talking the odd million or two, drive round in older cars. Guess they don't feel the need to display themselves in this way?
And we have already got to the point in the thread where Andy insults the buyers, and their chosen means to purchase, and puts forward his own, narrow experience as a sweeping generalisation of everything!

I know rich folks that do buy new cars, regularly and without the need of any finance. Just like your observation it proves nothing in the wider scheme.

And what about all of the SUV's that do go off-road?

And what about all of the folks who have tried both and found the SUV equivalent to the estate more practical for their needs, regardless of any off-road ability?

And what about all of many folks who buy bigger, heavier and less efficient estates just on the justification that they might use its carrying capacity once in blue moon?

Explain to me the purpose of a big, heavy and fast estate car when the last thing you want to be doing is bombing around when you have anything valuable in the back, deeming extra power irrelevant, and the last thing it can be is a proper sports car when you aren't? Do folks buy them just on the tired, well trodden trope that 'fast estates are cool'?

I am obviously being facetious to make a point and have nothing against powerful estates, I fully understand why they are the perfect choice for many, but I do find it funny when they are used as the counter argument to other vehicles showing similar compromises.

moldy

116 posts

106 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
gigglebug said:
And you could also buy smaller, more efficient estate cars with better pedestrian safety than an old RS6. Where do you draw the line with what you would deem unnecessary/acceptable? I would guess that a very large proportion of the cars we find interesting are ultimately unnecessary, one way or another, but does that mean they shouldn't exist?
An estate car, whether a fast one or not, serves a useful purpose. A 4x4 SUV than never goes off road is about as useless as a chocolate teapot - unless it's for displaying one's status to others, in which case it's still pretty useless as it seems any old scrote can (and seem to) pay the monthlies an a flashy SUV these days. Guess that's why they keep bringing out even flasher versions, if they make the monthlies high enough maybe that will distinguish the scrotes with still not quite enough money from the scrotes who actually have no money. All the people I know who have serious wealth, and I'm not just talking the odd million or two, drive round in older cars. Guess they don't feel the need to display themselves in this way?
YAWN !!! Same old boring clap trap, written buy angry Suv haters, tedious, very tedious !!!, please tell me youre secretly just having a good ol giggle to yourself waiting for people to bite ?

On a more positive note, 664 lb ft torque, yes please, although personally I prefer the SQ7

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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gigglebug said:
And we have already got to the point in the thread where Andy insults the buyers, and their chosen means to purchase, and puts forward his own, narrow experience as a sweeping generalisation of everything!

I know rich folks that do buy new cars, regularly and without the need of any finance. Just like your observation it proves nothing in the wider scheme.

And what about all of the SUV's that do go off-road?

And what about all of the folks who have tried both and found the SUV equivalent to the estate more practical for their needs, regardless of any off-road ability?

And what about all of many folks who buy bigger, heavier and less efficient estates just on the justification that they might use its carrying capacity once in blue moon?

Explain to me the purpose of a big, heavy and fast estate car when the last thing you want to be doing is bombing around when you have anything valuable in the back, deeming extra power irrelevant, and the last thing it can be is a proper sports car when you aren't? Do folks buy them just on the tired, well trodden trope that 'fast estates are cool'?

I am obviously being facetious to make a point and have nothing against powerful estates, I fully understand why they are the perfect choice for many, but I do find it funny when they are used as the counter argument to other vehicles showing similar compromises.
And there was me thinking that he was only mildly hypocritical!

Edited by chris.mod on Friday 11th October 16:06

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
Thankfully attitudes seem to be changing (see link below) and this bloated, overweight 'never to go off road' SUV will probably in the very near future be considered as welcome as a turd in a paddling pool.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/oct/07/a-d...

A soon to be extinct and worthless dinosaur me thinks.
Especially with a diesel engine. In a few years it will be worth buttons and banned from most city centres.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
Thankfully attitudes seem to be changing (see link below) and this bloated, overweight 'never to go off road' SUV will probably in the very near future be considered as welcome as a turd in a paddling pool.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/oct/07/a-d...

A soon to be extinct and worthless dinosaur me thinks.
I'm surprised it took our resident 4x4 hating troll so long to comment, standards are slipping.

TurboHatchback

4,167 posts

154 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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gigglebug said:
TurboHatchback said:
This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.
The classic SUV oxymoron an another one ticked off the list. If they can sell them as fast as they make them then you would have to contend that they are getting the design spot on for the current market, no?
Oh for sure, of course it is spot on for the current market. That the current market wants gargantuan, hideous overcomplicated cancer spewing cars designed purely to look aggressive and expensive rather than offer any actual objective capability benefit is the problem. Manufacturers build what they can sell but the awful tat that sells says rather depressing things about the people buying them.

thiscocks

3,128 posts

196 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Coming to a town near you, driven by a very short female.

moldy

116 posts

106 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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TurboHatchback said:
gigglebug said:
TurboHatchback said:
This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.
The classic SUV oxymoron an another one ticked off the list. If they can sell them as fast as they make them then you would have to contend that they are getting the design spot on for the current market, no?
Oh for sure, of course it is spot on for the current market. That the current market wants gargantuan, hideous overcomplicated cancer spewing cars designed purely to look aggressive and expensive rather than offer any actual objective capability benefit is the problem. Manufacturers build what they can sell but the awful tat that sells says rather depressing things about the people buying them.
Bit of a hypocite aren't we, you drive a Cherokee and have had several landcruisers and big petrol engine cars, were yours the "cancer spewing exempt" models ?

Krikkit

26,592 posts

182 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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ruprechtmonkeyboy said:
Andy20vt said:
Thankfully attitudes seem to be changing (see link below) and this bloated, overweight 'never to go off road' SUV will probably in the very near future be considered as welcome as a turd in a paddling pool.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/oct/07/a-d...

A soon to be extinct and worthless dinosaur me thinks.
Especially with a diesel engine. In a few years it will be worth buttons and banned from most city centres.
The shiny new diesel engines are just as clean as petrol. It's the older ones which are nasty.

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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moldy said:
TurboHatchback said:
gigglebug said:
TurboHatchback said:
This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.
The classic SUV oxymoron an another one ticked off the list. If they can sell them as fast as they make them then you would have to contend that they are getting the design spot on for the current market, no?
Oh for sure, of course it is spot on for the current market. That the current market wants gargantuan, hideous overcomplicated cancer spewing cars designed purely to look aggressive and expensive rather than offer any actual objective capability benefit is the problem. Manufacturers build what they can sell but the awful tat that sells says rather depressing things about the people buying them.
Bit of a hypocite aren't we, you drive a Cherokee and have had several landcruisers and big petrol engine cars, were yours the "cancer spewing exempt" models ?
I didn't want to be 'that guy' but I was thinking exactly the same thing after having a quick glance at your garage Turbohatchback.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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thiscocks said:
Coming to a town near you, driven very badly by a very short female.
EFA!

cerb4.5lee

30,953 posts

181 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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I must admit that I really like the look of this, I do really like the way Audi design their cars. A smart looking thing for me. Wish I had the money for one.

TurboHatchback

4,167 posts

154 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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moldy said:
TurboHatchback said:
gigglebug said:
TurboHatchback said:
This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.
The classic SUV oxymoron an another one ticked off the list. If they can sell them as fast as they make them then you would have to contend that they are getting the design spot on for the current market, no?
Oh for sure, of course it is spot on for the current market. That the current market wants gargantuan, hideous overcomplicated cancer spewing cars designed purely to look aggressive and expensive rather than offer any actual objective capability benefit is the problem. Manufacturers build what they can sell but the awful tat that sells says rather depressing things about the people buying them.
Bit of a hypocite aren't we, you drive a Cherokee and have had several landcruisers and big petrol engine cars, were yours the "cancer spewing exempt" models ?
My objection to this sort of car is that they were clearly designed around a set of engineering requirements derived entirely from image (i.e. it must be big, aggressive, look like a giant plastic training shoe and be expensive). Grand Cherokees and Landcruisers etc are designed to be the best compromise of serious off road capability, on road manners, load space, towing capacity and affordability that they could engineer. Other types of car are designed to offer the best combinations of speed, economy, NVH, ride comfort, looks etc. Now I'm not suggesting that many customers of expensive cars need a fraction of the capabilities their cars offer whether they be performance, luxury or off road cars but I 'get' cars that are clearly the best that could be engineered from a starting set of objective requirements (and that look good). As an engineer I look at things like this with bafflement as there is no rational reason that anyone would buy one.

Clearly mine is a minority opinion though as everyone seems to want this sort of thing now.

NSNO

354 posts

153 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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So you buy the top the range Q8 and then you have got to pay extra for tyre pressure monitoring, which is standard on a lot of cars nowadays that are considerably cheaper.

Edited by NSNO on Friday 11th October 11:11

Paul_M3

2,375 posts

186 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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NSNO said:
So you buy the top the range Q8 and then you have got to pay extra for tyrre pressure monitoring which is standard on a lot of cars nowadays, that are a lot cheaper.
I think it must be a mistake.

1) I'm sure it's a mandatory EU requirement.

2) I've just gone on the configurator and can find no such option.

J4CKO

41,725 posts

201 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Not everything has to exactly fit its purpose or be used for its intended purpose, many things are on the face of it fairly pointless.

Ladies wear shoes that no human should be able to walk in, but they do.

Ornaments, whats the point of that ?

Art, no point is there really ?

Food other than for basic sustenance ?

Sex other than for Procreation, waste of time...

Its need vs want, we are at a time in human history where need has been, for a lot of the worlds population, been conquered and now we are at the want stage and some folk want honking great, powerful off road/SUV type vehicles.

Not something I want personally, but equally rather than shouting "Ban it" for everything you dont like or agree with, perhaps dont buy one and hopefully trends will change away from stuff like that, not that I think they are the devil incarnate and its pretty shaky ground as petrolheads suggesting banning a particular type of vehicle as the stuff we like has some factors in common, like being inefficient.

I think the tide is changing a bit, perhaps some gentle legislation to nudge folk in the right direction rather than "ban it", we cant be for free expression apart from stuff we dont want, would be just a load of miserable old bds, no cyclists, no horse riders and leaving anything they are a member of.

In reality, Audi will sell relatively few of these but there are a lot of similar vehicles around, they are a bit big for most car parks and use more fuel but they arent really that evil compared to most other cars, most will do decent MPG with a diesel engine, less safe for pedestrians but stepping out in front of even an Up! or similar isn't recommended.

I can sort of see why people buy them, but cant think of anything I want less for 100 grand than one of those.