"A taught chassis","a flair of revs","a heard of cows", ...

"A taught chassis","a flair of revs","a heard of cows", ...

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Skyedriver

18,016 posts

284 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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MB140 said:
I’m 45 and still don’t know if it’s affect or effect.
Had a "discussion" with the Senior partner of the company I worked for over that one.
He was a very clever bloke but on that occasion he was incorrect.

Affect - will cause
Effect - the result

(Wayts tu be shott doun in flayms)

Evercross

6,086 posts

66 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Alpha Romeo, and using 'should of' instead of 'should have'.

iphonedyou

9,283 posts

159 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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'Chest of draws'.

See if often around here. Kills me.

catman

2,490 posts

177 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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I'm just a fick Cockney, but the increasing habit of joining two words together is killing me.
Abit, alot, incase etc.

Chris944_S2

1,921 posts

225 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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catman said:
I'm just a fick Cockney, but the increasing habit of joining two words together is killing me.
Abit, alot, incase etc.
Don’t ever learn German.

catman

2,490 posts

177 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Chris944_S2 said:
catman said:
I'm just a fick Cockney, but the increasing habit of joining two words together is killing me.
Abit, alot, incase etc.
Don’t ever learn German.
I can't. I'm a fick Cockney...

eldar

21,872 posts

198 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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iphonedyou said:
'Chest of draws'.

See if often around here. Kills me.
Chester draws make the occasional appearances.

TarquinMX5

1,968 posts

82 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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It irrertates the hell out of me, sew much sew that I then concertrate on the errors and not the artical.

The standerd of journalism is now pour, perhaps as a result of the 'liberal' attitudes to education in recent decades; a peace in our local rag recently reported how male had 'gotten into the river' (at least it wasn't a mail that had gotten into the river, that wood have bean two mutch.

" Vauxhall Approved Front Break Pad Replacement (£99.00) " This is from a section of Vauxhall's UK website

At least its spread across the bored: my official MB dealership group has been advertising cars that have been 'prepared in the manor you'd expect'. I emailed them and asked which manor they are using but they didn't reply. At least they're tires looked okay for use on the rode.

The reality is that nobody proofreeds nuffink these days.

School pupils on strike, having been band from wearing shorts too school, one written protest comment: "We where shorts". Too many lessons on individual's rights, not enough on the basics.

Often herd on TV - "Tis, intit". Oh deer, what happened to the old BBC's Received Pronunciation?

Inn summery:
Is it fare to blame people if they weren't taut watt too right?

EthanSmale

17,540 posts

181 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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I keep reading "Please practice social distancing" or similar

swisstoni

17,191 posts

281 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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The one that does my head in is when nuclear is pronounced nucular.

I immediately discount whatever this person is saying as they clearly know nowt about it.

MB140

4,118 posts

105 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Skyedriver said:
MB140 said:
I’m 45 and still don’t know if it’s affect or effect.
Had a "discussion" with the Senior partner of the company I worked for over that one.
He was a very clever bloke but on that occasion he was incorrect.

Affect - will cause
Effect - the result

(Wayts tu be shott doun in flayms)
I was always told affect = verb, effect = noun. But that’s not 100% correct. It will though be right 99% of the time. I still get it wrong. But as I said earlier. English at school was never my forte. I often think I might have a mild form of dyslexia. But maths, science, engineering etc I excelled at in school and it’s mostly what my profession is based around.

LuS1fer

41,172 posts

247 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Certainly in South Wales, "I seen him do it", (saw) "I done that" (did) and so forth.

But my pet hate is "must of" instead of "must have".

J__Wood

332 posts

63 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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When we have the SI International System of Units and for length we have the metre and yet I constantly see (from non-septics) something along the lines of "I parked two meters from the line". My inner voice screams what, two electric meters or two gas meters or two multimeters...

Even more infuriating the US Physical Measurement Laboratory banging on about the meter. It then links to The International Treaty of the Meter.

I also tyre when people ask about budget tires.

ect - 'shirley' that would etc?



s m

23,307 posts

205 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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eldar said:
Chester draws make the occasional appearances.
Always liked his double act with Arthur Atkinson hehe


“Hey, I’ve seen ya, hanging out your pyjamas in the morning!”

Muddle238

3,927 posts

115 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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LuS1fer said:
Certainly in South Wales, "I seen him do it", (saw) "I done that" (did) and so forth.

But my pet hate is "must of" instead of "must have".
The “I done that” brigade really makes my teeth itch.

The other one is when someone is talking about a recent purchase, they’ll say, “I brought a new...” instead of something they bought.

Even worse, they link both balls-ups together, “I done the front subframe the other day but it was shagged, so I brought another one on eBay.”

Cretins…

Sebring440

2,077 posts

98 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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swisstoni said:
The one that does my head in is when nuclear is pronounced nucular.
How do you promounce it then? NuCLEAR?

How do you pronounce nucleus?



eldar

21,872 posts

198 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Sebring440 said:
swisstoni said:
The one that does my head in is when nuclear is pronounced nucular.
How do you promounce it then? NuCLEAR?

How do you pronounce nucleus?
New clear and new cleus. Not noo clear or noo qular in the UK

coppice

8,676 posts

146 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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'Swap out '... it is just fine ok for Jay Leno to say it , but its use by a UK journalist should be an indictable offence

threespires

4,304 posts

213 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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AW111 said:
Any poster on a motoring forum who uses 'breaks' when they mean 'brakes'.

I haven't seen a journo do so ... yet.
Yes, BBC confused the two when reporting the time Sherlock Holmes fell from the roof of a house to his death? at the end of a series.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

5,357 posts

57 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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EthanSmale said:
I keep reading "Please practice social distancing" or similar
Easy one to confuse so I'm more forgiving of that one.

Nucular and Pacific though mad