RE: 2023 BMW XM prototype | PH Review

RE: 2023 BMW XM prototype | PH Review

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anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Somewhere, someone is already working on a body kit to make that thing look even worse.

I’ll wait for the convertible version. That will be awesome.

Iamnotkloot

1,448 posts

149 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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NJJ said:
It seems no one at BMW asked the obvious question: "What does M stand for again?" snip.
It evidently stands for Marketing

pycraft

808 posts

186 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Magikarp said:
We all know where this is going. Will one of the manufacturers just stop the cock tease and just do a 2000BHP, 3 ton abomination with 30" wheels ?
BMW at the Motor Show 2050.



Wait till you see the Mansory version.

aestivator

242 posts

32 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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pycraft said:
BMW at the Motor Show 2050.



Wait till you see the Mansory version.
That at least has some practicality value.

Every day a journey

1,660 posts

40 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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I had a poo this morning. It was more exciting. Looked better too.

rare6499

670 posts

141 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Just vile really.

Newc

1,887 posts

184 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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I guess this will be the platform for the next RR suv too ? And credit to the BMW design team, they've already made it look so hideous the RR team can take the afternoon off.

I do think that rather than emissions / tech / speed regs, a lot of benefit could come from just limiting max unladen weights that can be sold as a car.

Kipsrs

446 posts

51 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Excited? Nope, just another slab of metal for the less discerning markets. . .

ewand

785 posts

216 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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flukey5 said:
In a world where we're becoming increasingly conscious of over-use and waste, cars like this feel even more excessive and crass than they otherwise would. Being a hybrid doesn't change the fact it's probably close to a 3 tonne glut of excess, with a coefficient of drag comparable to a bulldozer.

I hope eventually public consciousness will pivot from the more is more / bigger = better mentality and find enjoyment in sleek efficient designs.

It's definitely going to look like arse and drop in value like a stone. Too bad.
I think you're spot on; it feels vulgar in every way.

T1berious said:
Actually, now I think about it, the entire ultra high performance SUV segment is a joke.
In 2009, I stopped off near the Nurburgring for one night; during the day of arrival, there was a bunch of manufacturer testing going on at the Ring, and they were hooning around in the newly-released X5M, along with various others like ML63 AMG, Cayenne Turbos etc. I couldn't believe the speed the test drivers were carrying in such big cars, but also couldn't really get the point - huge amounts of tyre squeal as they drifted 2.5 tonnes through the curves. Just what you need for the school run.


DBRacingGod

610 posts

194 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Gopping.

FaustF

690 posts

156 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Newc said:
I guess this will be the platform for the next RR suv too ? And credit to the BMW design team, they've already made it look so hideous the RR team can take the afternoon off.

I do think that rather than emissions / tech / speed regs, a lot of benefit could come from just limiting max unladen weights that can be sold as a car.
I like that idea.

Tax based on weight and emissions would be interesting.

So weight acts as an x factor alongside the emissions to deliver the tax.

Weight reductions benefits every aspect of vehicles and their impact. Its been overlooked for too long by mainstream manufacturers

Japveesix

4,492 posts

170 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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I love it, I'll be getting a mansory kit for mine, blacked out windows and stick my 'BO55 MAN' plate on it from my Cayenne. Then I'll hammer down the outside lane of the motorway forcing poor people to get out of my way by driving 2 foot from their rear bumper.

Slowlygettingit

653 posts

43 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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What must long time employees of the M division think?

It must break their hearts. If they haven’t jumped ship or fallen on their automotive swords.

JAMSXR

1,526 posts

49 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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This is why a global financial crisis is on the cards, if there’s a market for cars like this, then something has to change spin

jbforce10

509 posts

177 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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rampageturke said:
Whydoyoutalkcrap said:
Isn't it time BMW kicked their 'Design' team out if the door? Keep their dogs but let them have their white sticks.
They just hired the guy from citroen not too long ago, which is why BMWs are starting to have the same slim headlights as a C4 cactus
Dare I say that the C4 Cactus is a far more pleasing design (to me) than any recent BMW except for the *previous* generation 2 series.

Iamnotkloot

1,448 posts

149 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Japveesix said:
I love it, I'll be getting a mansory kit for mine, blacked out windows and stick my 'BO55 MAN' plate on it from my Cayenne. Then I'll hammer down the outside lane of the motorway forcing poor people to get out of my way by driving 2 foot from their rear bumper.
This deserves recognition hehe

ImFeelingSaucy

155 posts

26 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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ballans said:
Hope they save some of that camouflage for the driver.
Many owners will have their own camo I suspect




Court_S

13,117 posts

179 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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That's a pretty awful car.

Like the previous poster, these kind of cars seem very at odds with environmental focusses and seem to be the worst of both worlds; i.e. not a massive electric range but a huge weight etc.

Vickers_VC10

6,759 posts

207 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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I'd rather st in my hands and then clap.

murphyaj

668 posts

77 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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To save time I can just copy my exact reply from the Ferrari Purosangue thread.

murphyaj said:
Painfully ugly: Check
Ungainly proportions: Check
Woefully expensive without being usefully better than cars for a fraction of the price: Check (probably)

Yup, it hits all the marks required to be a huge sales success among the people that buy these things.