Most tasteless new car on sale

Most tasteless new car on sale

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What The Deuces

2,780 posts

25 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Just to comment, Bangle era 5's are good looking cars, always were.


Silvanus

5,340 posts

24 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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sly fox said:
iphonedyou said:
You've given reasons why you don't like it, but haven't explained how it's tasteless. I suspect because it isn't - and yet, the thread title...
It's tasteless as it's a slovenly styled lump of SUV that's good at nothing other than extracting lots of money from a punter via a finance agreement.
Because no-one is putting north of £70k down to buy one of these things with their own money up front.

It doesn't look good from any angle, - big grill, bulky styling, fails in looking to be in any way 'sporty', usual Audi dull interior , i could go on. In pure functional terms it does not do the main job of being a conveyance at all well. It's the epitome of why SUV's are awful and to me, yes it's tasteless because it was clearly commissioned by a marketing department in Ingolstadt and not a car designer with taste or style.
Not sure any of that makes it tasteless. Bad, maybe? I couldn't comment as I haven't driven one. Its hardly even close to being the most tasteless. Most of the general population would just think its another SUV and not really give it a second glance.

RogerDodgerSuperTodger

4,455 posts

187 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Halmyre said:
Skyrocket21 said:
Bentley Bentayga Speed Feroza Edition, not a factory edition, you have 900hp to make a quick escape from people laughing.



What the fking fk? Who in their right minds would think that up, and who in their right minds would buy it? How many stick-on vents do you need in a, I use the word advisedly, car?
A footballer.

LF5335

6,100 posts

44 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Why is it when the first poster suggests an SUV, literally every subsequent answer (bar one) is another SUV. Are we saying all “normal” cars are fine and there’s nothing tasteless about them?

matrignano

4,410 posts

211 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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RogerDodgerSuperTodger said:
A footballer.
The colour screams Qatar to me...

Freakuk

3,181 posts

152 months

Silvanus

5,340 posts

24 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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LF5335 said:
Why is it when the first poster suggests an SUV, literally every subsequent answer (bar one) is another SUV. Are we saying all “normal” cars are fine and there’s nothing tasteless about them?
got a suggestion of a non SUV car that could be called the most tasteless? That Bentley above will take some beating, although I've seen some awful supercars that have been modded over the years. I think for cars produced by a manufacturer and not some modifying/styling company, some of the high end SUVs really do the tasteless thing very well

witteringon

1,541 posts

42 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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RogerDodgerSuperTodger said:
Halmyre said:
Skyrocket21 said:
Bentley Bentayga Speed Feroza Edition, not a factory edition, you have 900hp to make a quick escape from people laughing.



What the fking fk? Who in their right minds would think that up, and who in their right minds would buy it? How many stick-on vents do you need in a, I use the word advisedly, car?
A footballer.
rofl

How much is it, by the way? (asking for a friend)

Fastchas

2,654 posts

122 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Gotta be this!

blueg33

36,157 posts

225 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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mattman said:
Hyundai Ioniq 5 - Looks like a reject from the back to the future movies - designed on a etch-a-sketch and not in a good way - looking very dated already before you even get to the asking price
I like them, as do many people. Gets as many positive comments as my blue Evora did. But they don't suit white or black particularly.



Numpty with honours

208 posts

84 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Skyrocket21 said:
Bentley Bentayga Speed Feroza Edition, not a factory edition, you have 900hp to make a quick escape from people laughing.





Trebor Sir?
If I was recovering from a heavy night of debauchery and got into the drivers seat passenger seat, I might make a nasty mess and I am sorry to whoever posted the packet of soft mints, but that would not help

Truly spectacularly tasteless , without any doubt whatsoever

vikingaero

10,491 posts

170 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Halmyre said:
Skyrocket21 said:
Bentley Bentayga Speed Feroza Edition, not a factory edition, you have 900hp to make a quick escape from people laughing.



What the fking fk? Who in their right minds would think that up, and who in their right minds would buy it? How many stick-on vents do you need in a, I use the word advisedly, car?
Katie Price is in talks to create a pink version. biggrin

Spoke

56 posts

32 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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vikingaero said:
sam.rog said:
This turd.


Mercedes are king of interior chintz.
These are the "Bowler Hat Cars". Styled like a bowler hat, much like the BMW X6 and Mercedes GLC/E, and they seemed to be loved by mid 40's people with a few extra pounds to transport around. They remind me not of cars, but thrones to transport their owners vast buttocks around. biggrin
My buttocks certainly tend towards vast but I still find this monstrously hideous.

Draxindustries1

1,657 posts

24 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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sam.rog said:
This turd.


Mercedes are king of interior chintz.
This^
100% turd and no matter how much you polish it will always be a turd. This goes for all new BMW's though..

VS02

2,062 posts

61 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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vikingaero said:
Katie Price is in talks to create a pink version. biggrin
Katie Price probably couldn’t even afford a Dacia Duster at this rate, she’s always spending money on coke and boob jobs.

Mercdriver

2,076 posts

34 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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All the versions of the mini but the countryman version is hideous


Sorry if you bought one I just think the designer had an off day when he designed these

Note to BMW must try harder

I know they are popular so will don hard hat and rigger boots now in anticipation of the flak

Silvanus

5,340 posts

24 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Mercdriver said:
All the versions of the mini but the countryman version is hideous


Sorry if you bought one I just think the designer had an off day when he designed these

Note to BMW must try harder

I know they are popular so will don hard hat and rigger boots now in anticipation of the flak
vulgar and hideous aren't necessarily the same thing

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Pistom said:


Not sure if it's tasteless or simply looks hideous.
It’s missing the saddle bags and ladders and the other crap, but I think you may have nailed it.

Challo

10,277 posts

156 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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parabolica said:
Pistom said:


Not sure if it's tasteless or simply looks hideous.
I’d argue the opposite and say the defender is the best - internally and externally - looking 4x4 on sale today.

The Cullinan gets my vote for most tasteless, closely followed by the Urus.
I really like it in green. Issue is the multiple people who think they are being original ordering it from Urban in black, on black on black.

Footballers wet dream

Silvanus

5,340 posts

24 months

Monday 15th August 2022
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Challo said:
parabolica said:
Pistom said:


Not sure if it's tasteless or simply looks hideous.
I’d argue the opposite and say the defender is the best - internally and externally - looking 4x4 on sale today.

The Cullinan gets my vote for most tasteless, closely followed by the Urus.
I really like it in green. Issue is the multiple people who think they are being original ordering it from Urban in black, on black on black.

Footballers wet dream
If I could afford it and had just one car, I'd have a land-rover 130 in green (without the third row) and use it properly and tour Europe and maybe further.